I really needn't waste my time on this This is for casework, not fraternising. Bloody fucking Sod it I
It was suggested
by a stranger whom I will never be taking advice from come a second meeting that I introduce myself here. For the life of me, I'll never understand why, but I suppose it's rather common to get acquainted with one's neighbours in an environment like this. This is my first time living in an apartment building, and while I wish I could say I'm truly looking forward to the experience, I don't particularly fancy making a liar of myself so soon.
In any case, my name is Rupert Holden and I've just recently moved into 1201. I've been working as a private detective for six years now
and I intend on leaving at six, thank you very much and I live on my own any takers?. Although, again, I won't lie to you all and bother telling a pretty anecdote on how I'll be attempting to not be too much of a nuisance. I'm a detective. I perform experiments. I enjoy loud music.
I believe that equals some reason to be occasionally boisterous.