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Joanie Wicker | The Wicked Witch of the West ([info]wickedwicker) wrote in [info]bellumletale,
@ 2010-06-30 15:49:00

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Entry tags:shere khan, van helsing, wicked witch

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{Posted around 10:30 the morning after they get back}

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How's your back? Were you able to sleep okay? And before you ask, I'm just fine.

I'm going to be gone for about 3 days. Luther's car is down in Florida, and I'm going with him to get it. I just have to get the fuck out of here for a little bit Would you mind keeping an eye on Zeph for me? If you aren't feeling up to it, don't say you'll do it, I'll just find somebody else.

I'll have my cell on me. [#cell phone number goes here] Let me know how you're doing.


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You make it back okay, Not-Hugh-Jackman?


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904/703
[info]tiger_says_rawr
2010-06-30 03:11 pm UTC (link)
It hurts, but I'll live. I hung upsidedown like a monkey and slept that way. ...or on my stomach, actually. It was fine. How'd you know I was going to ask?

I think I can handle the cat. We're kindred spirits. Need anything else while you're off on a road trip?

PS, I'd like a souvenir please.

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-06-30 03:22 pm UTC (link)
I didn't know you were Batman. There's no shame in hiding it, though Spiderman definitely has a superior superhero kiss going for him. And I'm a witch. It's one of my many witchy powers.

Thanks. Don't get too cozy or I might get jealous. Actually... And actually. How good are you with kids?

PS, I will find you something with a dolphin on it.

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[info]tiger_says_rawr
2010-06-30 03:30 pm UTC (link)
I only morph into Superman when I go for the kiss. Speaking of which, you better come give me a few before you go. And your ribs, Joanie, really? You're sure you can go and not feel like hell? I'm just checking.

You? Jealous? I find this hard to believe ROFL. I like kids, we get along pretty well. Why?

Wow, just what I always wanted. Throw in a chintzy seashell necklace and you'll have my heart forever.

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-06-30 03:34 pm UTC (link)
What can I say, capes and tights on a guy are just so sexy. My ribs are fine, they've been through worse than this.

If that's sarcasm I'll bite you. And [...] do you remember Tegan? She got really hurt. She was unconscious at the end and I don't know how she's doing but [...] she has two brothers. We're trying to come up with a few people that can rotate taking care of them so it doesn't all fall on Nick. Would you be up for pitching in?

Do I get your soul if I include a cheesy mug with "FLORIDA" written across Mickey Mouse's forehead?

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[info]tiger_says_rawr
2010-06-30 03:41 pm UTC (link)
I'm not faster than a speeding bullet though, promise. I'm sure your ribs are fine ..... but you've sort of been through a lot, mentally and physically. I just want to make sure you're okay akjfjiriasfdajfj ...you know!

Is that a promise? And of course I remember Tegan. I'm sure Nick's not in the best frame of mind to handle two kids anyway, so sure.

Maybe. What are you going to do with my soul, eat it?

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-06-30 03:46 pm UTC (link)
Speeding bullets are very difficult to have conversations with, so that's good to hear. Don't do the shrink thing right now, I can't take it Yeah. I know. Thanks for giving a shit. Why don't you give me your number so I can ask you these kinds of questions when I'm on the road?

It is. I will bite you hard enough to leave marks. I cautioned everybody here the day I arrived that I bite, and that hasn't changed. [...] Thank you. We've got a few people in mind. Would you be okay with me telling Nick about you? That way he can get in touch when he needs.

I'm not sure. Maybe I'll just keep it until I need it.

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[info]tiger_says_rawr
2010-06-30 03:50 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, isn't it? Okay, and 'thanks for giving a shit' is Joanie-speak for 'I value your opinion greatly, especially when it concerns my well-being because I am often hard-headed and stubborn.' You better entertain me when you're on the road. [OMG insert # here]

Sounds kinky. We might be back telling Dr. Kiki about our failed experiments with biting during sex. No, Josie, it's not okay to tell Nick about me. WTF?! Yes, obviously. Please do.

Why would you need it?

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-06-30 03:57 pm UTC (link)
My head is not hard. [...] But the rest of that is fairly accurate. Though I think your translator is biased in your favor. I promise I'll keep you entertained the whole time. I'll send pictures of the road as it passes.

We are not. That was still retarded. Now if we ever have to go back there, we'll be "that weird couple." And I was just asking to make sure you were okay with it to be, you know, nice.

I'm not sure. Maybe I could train it to fight crime or something and be my sidekick.

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[info]tiger_says_rawr
2010-06-30 04:06 pm UTC (link)
It is a pretty hard noggin' you've there, literally and figuratively. My translator is completely unbiased. Whoa, pictures of the road? Sounds hot. Zzzzzz...

Like we're already not "that weird couple"? You being nice. Let me take a screenshot of that. Though I probably get more niceness than most, and to that I feel rewarded.

If it involves you in a catsuit, I'm in and so is my soul.

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-06-30 04:13 pm UTC (link)
I still wear a crash helmet when I ride my bike, so I don't need to hear that. Also it is not. You, sir, are lying. And they will be the hottest road pictures you've ever seen.

Are we even No, I think that prize goes to Dracula and Mina ... I don't know of any couples here. Beauty and the Beast, maybe. You can preserve that niceness for years to come, and I'll bring it up if you ever whine.

I'll see what I can arrange.

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[info]tiger_says_rawr
2010-06-30 04:21 pm UTC (link)
Just block your ears, like you usually do when I talk. Madam, I am not lying to you! I can't help it if I put what you say into the Joanie-translator and that's how it comes out! Oh, I bet they'll be hot. So hot I might need to jump into a cold shower. Wait 'till you see what I'm going to send you.

Tale as old as time. You want me to serenade you? Yeah, that'd be great. "Remember that time I was nice to you, and it wasn't even in real life. It was on the fucking internet."

Many thanks.

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-06-30 04:26 pm UTC (link)
I do not block my ears when you talk. That's an exaggeration, I just ignore the dumb things you say. Also you can, your Joanie-translator is broken. You need a native speaker to fix it, and I just might be inclined to fudge my translations. And you'll get a lot of use out of your shower with these pictures. If I see a tree? You won't be able to walk for an hour, guaranteed. Bring it on.

I think you'd break another rib, so I'm going to go with "no." Hey I've been nice at other times! I am so nice to you, you should feel lucky. Especially now that you're hurt because of me you're getting royal treatment.

You're very welcome.

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[info]tiger_says_rawr
2010-06-30 04:32 pm UTC (link)
'I just might be inclined to fudge my translations' = I'm pouting right now. Holy shit, a tree? It is so on. You might need to change your panties after what I send you. ...and do that away from Luther, as much as the guy needs to get laid, I'd rather it not be you.

Good, because I can't sing anyway. Wait, is this royal treatment? You're going to kick me to the curb when my ribs heal?

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-06-30 04:36 pm UTC (link)
I'm not pouting! Do you read minds? Also I look forward to seeing your efforts. [...] Oh gross. I do not want to think about whether or not Luther needs to get laid, that's just...ew. It's like somebody saying that about my uncle.

No, but as I've warned, biting is still a possibility. An even bigger one now thanks to your smartassery.

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[info]tiger_says_rawr
2010-06-30 04:39 pm UTC (link)
You pout 90% of the time so it's a fair assumption. Hey, I have to make this trip interesting for you somehow. Sorry, I won't bring up how your uncle needs to get laid, ever again.

I can think of better things you can do with that mouth of yours.

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-06-30 04:44 pm UTC (link)
No I don't. And that is so kind of you to take on that responsibility. Truly you are my Superman. Good. Don't. Ever.

"Whistling a jaunty tune" better be at the number one spot.

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[info]tiger_says_rawr
2010-06-30 04:48 pm UTC (link)
You're my Superwoman, so I guess it balances out. Because I actually like that you're a woman, thank you. How about if I bring up More like you need Nevermind Have a good trip. Be safe. Don't die.

Oh ho! Of course it is not.

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-06-30 04:55 pm UTC (link)
We could conquer the world and make them all dance for our amusement. Number one on my list once your burn and ribs heal. Thanks. You take care of yourself. Though I can always tell you this when I see you in person so I have an incidence of being nice that isn't over the forum.

You're such a gentleman.

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[info]tiger_says_rawr
2010-06-30 04:58 pm UTC (link)
That's number one on your list? Well, okay. If you insist. I'm pretty sure we could effectively take over the world. Yeah, I'd prefer you tell me in person too, and kiss me goodbye. Sounds like a plan.

I was raised right. ROFL again

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-06-30 05:01 pm UTC (link)
Taking over the world is a wonderful dream. Think of all the free stuff we'd have. And I can grant that wish. I'll be up in a few.

Clearly. You are just so perfect in every way.

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307/703
[info]arcere
2010-06-30 05:20 pm UTC (link)
I'm fine. I got lucky, it looks like.

Where did you end up?

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-06-30 05:22 pm UTC (link)
Luck exists in Bellum? The building must love you.

Russia. During the whole revolution with Rasputin and the tsar and the kid with the blood disorder. You?

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[info]arcere
2010-06-30 05:24 pm UTC (link)
Yes, clearly.

Oliver mentioned something about Russia before he went to the hospital. Tell me what happened there.

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-06-30 05:28 pm UTC (link)
Oliver's in the HOSPITAL?

He was hospitalized? Have you heard anything about him since he went? Will he be okay? I saw him bleeding but I couldn't

There was a mob. Outside the palace. They were shouting about Rasputin and witches, I guess, I don't speak Russian. I ran. Saw Oliver and Ella, this other woman. They burned her and he was there but I didn't really see, I think he was trampled by the mob? I helped them put out the fire on her clothes but then the mob dragged me back and I didn't see him again.

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[info]arcere
2010-06-30 05:31 pm UTC (link)
Yes, I got him on one of the ambulances that showed up. I don't know if he'll be all right or not, but I haven't heard anything about him dying yet, either.

A mob? I don't remember What, did they think he'd come back leading a cadre of demons and witches? If they got their hands on you, are you all right? Well enough not to be in the hospital, at least?

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-06-30 05:34 pm UTC (link)
Oh god Okay. I'm going to be gone for a few days, but text or call me if you hear anything about him.

I guess. I think the Beast was there with us and they saw him? I know they were looking for witches the whole time, and Rasputin...I think we could smell his body burning the night we got there. But they thought he was magic so I don't know. And I'm just great. The nurse took one look at me and sent me packing.

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[info]arcere
2010-06-30 05:36 pm UTC (link)
Right.

How enjoyable. I suppose I should be grateful I spent two days in jail instead of that.

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-06-30 05:38 pm UTC (link)
You really are a lucky bastard. I'll spare you any soap jokes for the sake of preserving your dignity. How'd you end up in prison?

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[info]arcere
2010-06-30 05:41 pm UTC (link)
Thank you.

At this point, I'm pretty sure we were in the prohibition era, and when we arrived we were at a bootlegging party. There was a police raid.

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-06-30 05:45 pm UTC (link)
I'm trying the whole "nice" thing. Feedback would be appreciated.

That sucks. I think from now on, avoiding any group of people larger than 1 is a good idea. Raids and mobs and riots oh my.

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[info]arcere
2010-06-30 05:48 pm UTC (link)
Really. What did they have to bribe you with for that?

This is why I'm typically a hermit. I'm thinking of asking for building-wide input on what happened. These forums might come in useful, for once.

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-06-30 05:51 pm UTC (link)
Near death experiences tend to do weird things to your head I get free ice cream for a month and a cool hat if I pull it off.

That might be good. To find out where people went and how they are and stuff. [...] There's a woman in Russia that the peasants tried to torch alongside me and two others I know, I might post asking if she got back. She was a vampire, I think. Dracula was there

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[info]arcere
2010-06-30 05:53 pm UTC (link)
That's quite the offer.

A vampire? You're sure? Was it You're absolutely sure?

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-06-30 05:55 pm UTC (link)
It's the only reason I suffer this pain.

Of course I'm not absolutely sure, I was tied to a stick that was on fire after a group of people beat the living shit out of me. The fucking pope could've walked out in front of me and I wouldn't have noticed. She broke her ropes and picked up a 10 foot tree trunk with ease, and ran faster than any of us with somebody in her arms. I thought I saw fangs, but like I said, I can't be sure.

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[info]arcere
2010-06-30 06:00 pm UTC (link)
That doesn't mean she's a Did you see what she looked like? Get her name? Anything? If there's more vampires here I can't

You should ask if she got back. I doubt she'd be the type to admit publicly to being a vampire, but one-to-one, maybe so.

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-06-30 06:04 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, Aiden, as we were fleeing from the people that wanted to murder us and dance in our blood, we had a polite conversation with proper introductions and now we're best fucking friends. She had dark hair and was really pretty. That's all I got.

So you can fuel your obsession with that Dracula asshole? She could have DIED Fine. I will.

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[info]arcere
2010-06-30 06:11 pm UTC (link)
That does not help Narrows it down, really. If she's still at the hospital, then I suppose I'll have to ask again later.

I'll get something up asking in general later.

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[info]wickedwicker
2010-06-30 07:25 pm UTC (link)
Fuck. You. When I get back from my absence, I'll post something. She got burned up from what I saw, she dropped from the stake right into the fire at the bottom. So she's probably still there.

Good plan.

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