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Joanie Wicker | The Wicked Witch of the West (wickedwicker) wrote in bellumletale,
@ 2010-07-05 15:54:00

Entry tags:

mina harker, shere khan, wicked witch

Public from 703
{Posted on Thursday, June 24th late in the evening}

~~Fuck should I even~~ ~~This is gonna be a mistake~~ ~~But I have to know if she~~

I'm looking for [...] the woman that helped me and Ella with Tegan back in Russia. ~~Do I have to say anything more?~~ ~~I don't want to tell everyone what~~ I'm sorry I never caught your name due to [...] circumstances. Shoot me a message ~~so I know you got back okay~~ when you get the chance. Thanks.

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tiger_says_rawr
2010-07-05 04:12 pm UTC (link)

I'm pretty sure that was Helena Kelly. I've talked with her at a few charity things before, and I knew she lived in the building. She was outside with ~~I'm going to go out on a limb and say it was Dracula~~ another man and Shere Khan was awake and pacing the entire time. ~~In between mauling people who came by.~~

But I don't know, I could be wrong. Now, can I ask you a question?

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	Re: 703/904 wickedwicker 2010-07-05 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	You know her? Have you talked to her since? ~~Is she okay?~~ [...] What other man? Your guess is better than mine. And sure, what is it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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tiger_says_rawr
2010-07-05 04:29 pm UTC (link)

Yeah, I've met her briefly but we haven't spent extensive amounts of time together. I haven't gotten a chance to talk to her, no. I'm not sure who he was. Dracula, maybe? He didn't look like he was having a good time. Granted, I was mostly focused on you so I wasn't having a stellar time either.

Inspector Burnt Haggis. Why did he run a background check on me? Am I dating him too?

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wickedwicker
2010-07-05 04:40 pm UTC (link)

~~DRACULA?~~ ~~Did he see~~ ~~Fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK~~ ~~Why the fuck was Dracula there?!~~ ~~That asshole is not worth getting eaten and~~ ~~FUCK~~

Oh. Okay then.

[...]

~~Godfuckingdamnit~~

Because the building isn't the only thing to be wary of here. Two months ago, there were two [...] incidents. A girl was taken down into the basement and tortured, and a boy was also tortured and left in a trunk in said basement. One of the torturers left the building even though we all know who she was, and apparently nothing can be done. The other was never caught, I don't think. A boy was also killed around that time, and a girl raped.

One of my friends ran a background check on one of my other friends just because we spent a full moon eating pizza and watching bad movies together. It's silly, I know, but [...] Luther just wanted to make sure your favorite hobbies weren't something along the lines of "walks on the beach, growing roses in the back garden, and chopping young women up to grind into hamburger."

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tiger_says_rawr
2010-07-05 04:44 pm UTC (link)

Yeah. O_o You didn't see him? He was there the whole time. Maybe I just...had a different perspective of the situation.

Okay. Well, when Inspector Burnt Haggis can tell me where he was when I was busy yelling at Shere 'Let's Throw some Honey BBQ Sauce on This Bitch' Khan to hurry up and eat his way through a wall of peasants in order to save your life, then I might be alright with him running a background check on me.

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	Re: 703/904 wickedwicker 2010-07-05 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	I was [...] distracted. ~~So he saw me~~ ~~Fucking hell~~ ~~I just hope he didn't see all I did~~ ~~I am killing Aiden with his fucking collar.~~ He was trying to help children in the palace as it got turned into a big plant mess. And that's all he's doing right now - trying to help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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tiger_says_rawr
2010-07-05 05:04 pm UTC (link)

So I figured. Don't worry about it. It's done and I know you worry about everything but please just don't worry about this. I'm sure Dracula - even if it was him, I don't know! - has his own problems right now.

So that gives him the right to decide that I maybe like to cut up women? Because I was trying to help you and the others? That's not helping, Joanie. I don't have anything to hide and I would have told you anything you wanted to know. It is not helping to have your few-cheerios-short-of-a-full-breakfast creeper BFF spend time running background checks on men you consciously make the decision to date, rather than spend time dealing with rapists, torturers, people who commit acts of homicide because their eggs were runny at breakfast, or other generally vile dregs of society. Torturers run free but Joanie's boyfriend, the SCUM, will pay for sending her flowers! WTF??!

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wickedwicker
2010-07-05 05:13 pm UTC (link)

I'm not worrying! If it was Dracula, then it was. If not, whatever. I don't care.

[...]

~~Jesus Christ on a stick~~ It has nothing to do with anything you did and you know it. I'm sorry that this upset you. ~~Russell wasn't happy either and I didn't want to make you mad~~ He deals with those people all the time. Enough to know that sometimes, people aren't what they seem. He isn't assuming you've done anything, he just wants to make sure you haven't. I never thought you were a murder-rapist-torturer, and neither did he.

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	Re: 703/904 tiger_says_rawr 2010-07-05 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	You gonna pout about it too? ~~That makes no fucking SENSE~~ ~~Obviously he assumed if he felt the need to look at my records like a fucking creeper~~ Fine. I'm sorry we skipped the 'talking' step. That's usually my favorite part. How about you highlight passages of the report that intrigue you and we can discuss them over dinner? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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wickedwicker
2010-07-05 05:24 pm UTC (link)

I'm not pouting.

[...]

He didn't give me a report, it's not like he was going over every detail of your life. He just checked to see if you had been arrested for anything. You weren't. That's it. ~~I had to submit a fucking background check to work in Hot Topic, for chrissake~~ I'll agree to dinner without the sarcasm. And yes, I am calling out another person for sarcasm. Feel free to reply with more sarcasm.

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	Re: 703/904 tiger_says_rawr 2010-07-05 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	When do you ever pout?? Oh! Well then. It was just like I was applying to date you, like it was a government job, no biggie. Not weird at all. Dinner would be great, actually, because I really do have flowers for you - just something to remind you of me during the full moon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 wickedwicker 2010-07-05 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	Never around you again if you keep this up. ~~Oh my god are you sulking right now~~ [...] ~~Wait are you serious~~ Okay. So Friday night then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 tiger_says_rawr 2010-07-05 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	Keep what up? Friday night works. I just cleared my calendar for you, baby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 wickedwicker 2010-07-05 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	~~Being a tard~~ ~~Sulking~~ Being spazzy. I feel so special. What did you want to do? ~~Do I have to dress up?~~ ~~Fuck do I have anything dress-up-y?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 703/904 tiger_says_rawr 2010-07-05 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	How am I being spazzy? What does that even mean, Spazzer? I thought you were the authority on this. I can't cook, really, but if you wanted to brave that I could try. Just make sure to call 911 when my kitchen explodes. Or we could go somewhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)