Bellum Letale--A Pre-Made Roleplaying Community

Missing King Cobra. If anyone happens upon him, he will answer to the name Ra if cooed to him delicately, and only bites those wearing any colored slacks which are not black. A reward of $200 has been saved up by me personally and will be afforded to the founder upon Ra's safe return.




Please return Ra to:

Miles Glass The Magnificent
Apartment 201.

P.S. Ra, if you're reading this, you're sorely missed. Please come back home.

[Early morning on the 19th, after talking to Nick.]

This might seem a bit abrupt, but thanks to the insanity of the building, I've got an issue I need help with. Down on the first floor, a girl lives with her two brothers probably illegally. She was badly hurt during the travels and as a result, her brothers are alone. One of her friends is staying with them, but I think some help might be necessary.

I have to head out of town but will be back on Thursday at the latest - but if any of you are in a position to help, even as an emergency contact for them, I'd appreciate it. If you're not in a postion to - I understand. This last week hasn't been kind to any of us.

[After this.]

You shacking up with Boyd now?

( Locked to P3 )

( Locked to 1104B )

( Locked to 802, 202 )

[Around eleven pm. After this. After he picks up, her greeting is reassuring: steady voice, no background noise.] Hello. You don't mind it's so late? [The courtesy is earnest.]

[Locked to 802, 202]

Headed out of town for a day or two, I've contacted everyone who needs contacting, I'll be in touch with you as soon as I get back.

[locked to 1104B]

I'm going out of town for a day or two, can you water my plants, walk Quincey, and feed my fish (his name is Hal and he's awesome)? Don't throw any wild keggers. If I come home and see you playing beer pong with frat boys, we'll have a problem.

[Locked to 1007]

Hi Boyd,

I'm terribly sorry for springing this on you in this impersonal manner. My name is Peter Kelly, I'm in 1104. Cole and Micah asked me to help out with this whole mess with the arrest and trial. I'm a lawyer, and I'm doing what I can to make sure this all goes as smoothly as possible. I'd really like to speak to you if you're willing, if not I understand, this kind of came out of the blue for everyone and it can't be easy having everyone here aware of your personal business. So again, I'm sorry for taking liberties by contacting you.

Would you be willing to sit down and have a chat? Feel free to stop by any time, or reach me here, or give me a call at [phone number].

Take care,

-Peter Kelly.

( Individually locked to 1204, 1206, 501, 1203A, 706, 605 )

( Locked to 905A )

( Locked to 905B )

( Locked to 1104B )

[After this and this]

[Locked to R1, 802, 1104A]
Meeting in R1 at 8 pm to discuss this building shit we've gotten ourselves into.

[Locked to R1]
Be sober.

[1204/905B]

Why couldn't you leave it alone? What good is it going to do to get either of them worked up about it? They can't do anything!

[1104/905B]

[After receiving this, taking it apart (since she takes everything apart) and then putting it back together to stare at it a while.]

You've been there?

[locked to 202]

Hey man! Haven't seen you in a while, heard you had a guy locked in the basement, thought this might be an opportune time to catch up. Cole came by to talk, just wondering if you needed anything as well.

And I tried to make out with my wife, I blame you and the booze. :-)

( Left outside 905 for Iris )

[The sound of furious banging against a heavy surface, followed by a series of snarls and words spoken in Romanian before he switches to English]

Who dares attempt to imprison Count Dracula? I have been tolerant of your inferior species for far too long - these walls cannot hold me forever, and when I am free, whoever is responsible for this will beg for death when I find them.

[The heavy sound of footsteps as he begins to pace back and forth] All of you will rue the day you crossed me, and this building will be mine, for you are merely mortal and I am superior; I will rule this pitiful place and destroy all who stand in my way.

[A pause] Mina, where are you? I can sense you, but these infernal walls will not yield.

Group lock to 706, 1203A, 1204, 1104A, 802, 703, 706, 401, 605, R1
A few additions to this list from the last time, based on recent group happenings, but the moon is getting close. I don't think we're going to have time for a full-blown building protection plan at this point. Are we comfortable with something quicker? Can we get any way to restrain the doors of existing units for everyone?

Private to 802
Tomorrow good to assemble the skel Aaron?

Private to 706
We need to talk. Man-to-man.

( In 1104's Mailbox )

( In 701's Mailbox )

[Public]

How do I make my computer start again like I bought it? It takes forever just to load a page.

[705]

Well?

[202 & what the hell, 706]

The librarians weren't sorry to see me go. I can't imagine why.

[905]

We might need to talk about hours.

[1104]

I was at your beach again. It's not different every time you go, is it? I'm not messing it up, am I?

Locked to P3

I can't believe I'm even considering this. Excuse me while I choke on what's left of my pride.

Vlad,

Hate to bother you but you stole my wife so I figure I should be able to bother you any time I want, but I need a small illegal favor that I think you may be able to help me with. Can I ask for this and ask you not to ask me why?

Thanks,

Pete.

Since things get pretty dangerous around here on the full moon, it's probably a good idea to have some place the dangerous ones can go so everybody else isn't going to get killed. The catacombs seem like a good place for that.

The rest of the time, since the cops don't have a clue around here, setting up some regular people to deal with crime and medical stuff and repairs would be smart.

All in favor say 'aye' so I can go back to bed.

Locked to 1104 B

So pushing everything weird aside, lets focus on the day to day for a moment....Kiki moved out. And left me the dog and a note. Where do I get something called a "furminator" and what exactly is it?

Public

Anyone need a lawyer or know someone who does? I'll even go against everything I stand for and go work for corporate America. I'm officially bored, and my only source of entertainment as of late has moved out and my last remaining roommate is a dog who just might start talking back to me if I don't find a J-O-B. Not to mention one day I will be broke, I can't live off of severance forever.

Voicemail for Lena

This voicemail was finally left after calling and hanging up about 8 times

Uhm. Yeah...Hey Lena. It's Pete. I just...I haven't seen you around. And I know you didn't take much when you left, if you're waiting for me to leave you don't have to. I can...I mean I can leave if you want or if you need to get stuff. Just...Just let me know what you need. And call me back so I know you're okay. And tell me where you are, there's weird stuff going on at the building right now, I feel-I just hope that you're okay. And. Yeah. Sorry. I--Bye, Lena.

This voicemail was left just a couple of seconds later

I forgot to tell you that I read something today that I think might have made you laugh. Some cleric in Iran is claiming that promiscuous women are causing all the earthquakes. It's on CNN, you should read it. Love you. I mean. Shit. Dammit. How do you erase these fucking things...God dammit. Alright. Bye, Lena. Sorry this got weird. The phone call I mean. The marriage was maybe always gonna be weird. And there is something creepy about counseling--the message cuts off.

This voicemail was left five minutes after the last one.

Sorry Lena. This is getting creepy isn't it? Yeah. Just. Be well. Courage little tiger. What? I don't know. I'm not even drunk. Maybe I should be. I don't really know. Just. I saw the preview for the next Sex and the City movie. That John Corbett...Didn't see that coming. Goodnight, Lena. Courage Little Tiger. he chuckles just a little before hanging up.