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[Nov. 17th, 2009|12:50 pm] |
So much death! Look at this, folks have gone and died all over the newspapers! Very untidy work, but that's demons for you, I suppose.
Mordhausians, oh Mordhausians, forgive my crassness at such a time of doom and gloom, but should your employees' families be in need of a eulogist or obituarian, don't hesitate to give them my number. |
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[Nov. 16th, 2009|09:05 am] |
Crap. This isn't fair. |
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[Nov. 11th, 2009|10:14 am] |
Yeah, just uh... if anyone asks, Nathan and I were totally home all night.
Don't tell the butler, he yells. |
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[Nov. 6th, 2009|10:57 am] |
See, this is EXACTLY why I don't do holidays. |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2009|09:14 pm] |
Varimathras, report.
Forsaken, rally to your Lady. We must find out more about where we have come to be. This reeks of Arthas. |
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[Oct. 26th, 2009|02:04 am] |
You know, I think I'm actually getting sort of good at the drums? It's weird.
So. Does Halloween here suck? I'm dressing up, I mean, I'm going trick-or-treating no matter what. I'll shoot people to get candy if I have to. |
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[Sep. 30th, 2009|12:22 pm] |
The lab!
It's on FIRE! |
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[Sep. 28th, 2009|07:28 pm] |
Ugh, I don't want to go to Nuke-Con next month, but my sponsor says I have to. Any other gamers want to come and lessen my misery? For every person that shows up, I'll give you a hundred bucks. If you don't stare at my tits. |
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[Sep. 19th, 2009|01:48 pm] |
Pietro. |
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[Sep. 16th, 2009|09:57 pm] |
Teja? Who do you know at Blizzard? You are so lucky the rest of my loot dropped. Two hours in a PUG to get a wand, it better have dropped.
... also, really? |
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[Sep. 13th, 2009|06:38 pm] |
I had a little boy. He doesn't have a name yet though. For the life of me, I can't think of a good one. |
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[Sep. 7th, 2009|07:42 pm] |
I got a second job as a DM for WoW, which sort of led me to figure out what I'm going as for Halloween. Even though I probably won't really be going out that much - I figure the goons that live here will just want to do something involving death and crap, so hey, arrows will come in handy. |
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[Aug. 28th, 2009|06:52 pm] |
I was bored, so I went pro again.
Yay. |
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[Aug. 16th, 2009|11:42 pm] |
My boyfriend is... busy or some crap.
Anybody want to go throw cars around? |
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[Aug. 9th, 2009|11:51 pm] |
Okay, seriously, if I hear any more sex noises, I'm going to start stabbing and never stop. SHUT UP.
Also, I'm out of juice boxes. Get on that, hooded guys. Fruit punch Juicy Juice, in the boxes. Or you die. |
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[Jul. 24th, 2009|02:11 pm] |
Who wants to go rock climbing today? |
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[Jul. 19th, 2009|02:51 am] |
Teja, your painting's ready.
And I've already beat Overlord 2, so now I'm back to nothing to do. Maybe I'll paint a mural inside Mordhaus. There's enough bare walls. |
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[Jul. 8th, 2009|07:19 am] |
It's too damn slow around here.
I don't even want to go hunting. Never thought this would happen, but. I think I'm... I think I'm bored.
What the hell. |
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[Jul. 2nd, 2009|09:18 pm] |
I'm going to go get into a fight. It's about time.
Anyone want their ass kicked? |
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[Jun. 14th, 2009|01:03 am] |
NRRRR BRAIIIINZZZZ GRRR ARGHHHAHAHA CHAOS!!!!!!
brainmeats! dey don't want miiiiiine~
nyaha, squish snap growl splat! zombies are marching onnnnn! |
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[Jun. 13th, 2009|01:46 am] |
And they said those years of playing first person shooters would never come in handy.
I wonder if this constitutes a reason to waive the whole 'obligatory five-day waiting period'? I knew I should have kept that Luger.
Ex-bosslady, lend a cripple a piece? I know you have connections, and these fuckers can outrun me. |
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[Jun. 12th, 2009|11:57 pm] |
It's about fucking time.
I'm going to go on the front lawn and shoot until I run out of ammo, then hit things in the head. |
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[Jun. 1st, 2009|11:26 am] |
I'm not nauseous anymore. Now I'm just plain sleepy whenever I think of work.
Man, if this is one of those Stupid Universe things, it's going on forever. Anyone want to keep me busy so I don't think about work? |
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[May. 24th, 2009|11:51 pm] |
Apparently I have the plague. And my guild just got their asses handed to them in a 25 man we've cleared about a million times. Great. And let's not even talk about my Counterstrike clan.
Ugh. At least I have people to change the sheets on the bed and run me a bath. Sorry for stealing your bed so long, Teja.
so fucking sleepy. |
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[May. 19th, 2009|07:39 am] |
Did someone switch me to decaf without my knowledge? I'm groggy. And my stomach is doing flips. That's odd. |
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[May. 13th, 2009|06:44 pm] |
Listen up. Gaz Membrane is mine. If any of you so much as look at her in that way, I will kill you.
I'm lookin' at you, speedy. |
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[May. 11th, 2009|08:48 pm] |
BEST. MOVIE. EVAAAAR.
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
My Little Pony: As Directed by Michael Bay
pretty ACTION ponieeessss
The rainbow ponies drive cars and fly and kill people! Yay, death! :D
...I GONNA WATCH IT AGAIN
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[May. 11th, 2009|07:39 pm] |
Pietro. |
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[May. 7th, 2009|02:03 pm] |
I just bought a new Dreamcast. Does anyone have any old games lying around?
I'm actually sort of tired. I might take a nap later.
( Teja ) |
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[May. 6th, 2009|12:16 am] |
Notes to Self:
Good news! The potential Toy Soldiers of the future have the stamina that would be required to take over the world!
The bad news: They are covered in fluids. And... germs. Eeeeh.
Even the goggles don't always block out such hideous sights on the way to the grocery store. Next time I'll send the robots. |
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[May. 4th, 2009|11:33 am] |
AWWW.
Dey won't let me play with the piggies on the farms no moooore.
...C'MON PIGS LET'S GO FIND MY HOUSE. We'll have a tea party! <3
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[May. 1st, 2009|04:03 pm] |
Teja. |
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[Apr. 30th, 2009|01:44 am] |
Whole lot of pregnant ladies around here lately. Must be something in the water. |
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[Apr. 29th, 2009|04:56 pm] |
Who the hell keeps corpsecamping me in Grizzly Hills? I'm going to kill you, d3capitat0r. In REAL LIFE. |
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[Apr. 20th, 2009|07:26 pm] |
It is NOT MY FAULT the stupid is following me here. |
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[Apr. 20th, 2009|04:21 am] |
YeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE!!!
That was fun, let's do it again!
Master? Hey master, hey where'd you go?
I'm all SQUISHY! And biiiig.
Oooooh, you have shinies. Wanna be friends? MY WORDS IS GOIN' ON THE INTARNETS! Neat.
(ooc: He's surrounded by about fifty pissed-off Klokateers pointing swords at his face.) |
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