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Tyrion Lannister wonders if Dornish girls count. (payshisdebts) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2012-03-19 16:17:00

Entry tags:

gaz membrane, james vega, tyrion lannister

It's positively refreshing to not be running for my life or trying to keep my idiot nephew from destroying a kingdom. Anyone who complains about boredom clearly doesn't understand it's finer properties.

Now I just need to find a brothel and I'll be set.

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	but_mostly_me 2012-03-19 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	Man, I know what you mean. Been running for my life for so long that being here's kinda... nice. Real nice, even. ...Don't really get the need for a brothel, though. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	payshisdebts 2012-03-19 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	Well, we aren't all gifted with strong muscles and fully functional legs, are we? Do tell me your troubles of beating off women with sticks or something. I'm sure you got a great helping of intellect and cunning to go with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	but_mostly_me 2012-03-19 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, I know all about that. Universe mighta gone loco on us, but the Commander kept all of us together, no matter how strong or weak we were. Considering we came outta it all mostly alive, I'd say we did good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	payshisdebts 2012-03-19 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	Clearly I was mistaken on that second point. I am Tyrion Lannister, were you interested. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	but_mostly_me 2012-03-20 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	Lieutenant James Vega. Alliance Navy. You don't look like a Tyrion. I've gotta make up a nickname for you sometime. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	payshisdebts 2012-03-20 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	A standing navy. Interesting. I can give you a list of the unacceptable now to save time, if you prefer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	but_mostly_me 2012-03-20 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	Navy was for space travel where I come from. Best part of the entire goddamn Alliance, you ask me. Might be handy. Don't want a repeat of that time with the turians. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	payshisdebts 2012-03-20 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Space? You strike me as a man worth knowing, Vega. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	but_mostly_me 2012-03-20 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	You know, up there amongst the stars. I'm a good man to know. Providing you don't mind the occasional moments of everything going loco. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gameslave2 2012-03-20 12:49 am UTC (link)
	... we don't have those. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	payshisdebts 2012-03-20 12:49 am UTC (link)
	I somehow doubt that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2012-03-20 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Unless you landed in Amsterdam or Las Vegas, not so much. Can I follow you around and laugh when you ask people where the hookers are? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	payshisdebts 2012-03-20 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Ah yes. Someone following the dwarf around awhile pointing and laughing. Certainly would be a bracing new experience. Run along now, little girl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2012-03-20 03:26 am UTC (link)
	How the fuck was I supposed to know you were a dwarf on the goddamn internet? Stop whining. Who're you calling little? Don't make me destroy you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	payshisdebts 2012-03-20 03:30 am UTC (link)
	I assure you, I'm shaking in my boots as we speak. I'll hope our paths will not cross, you terrifying thing, you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2012-03-20 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Are you underestimating me because I'm a girl? I wouldn't do that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	payshisdebts 2012-03-20 03:37 am UTC (link)
	No, I'm underestimating you because you are a child. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2012-03-20 03:42 am UTC (link)
	A child? How old do you think I am, seven? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	payshisdebts 2012-03-20 03:42 am UTC (link)
	Give or take a couple years, most likely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2012-03-20 03:47 am UTC (link)
	I'm twenty-five. I've had two kids. How old are you, eighty? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	payshisdebts 2012-03-20 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Oh, pardon me. It's so difficult to tell such things over this internet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2012-03-20 03:49 am UTC (link)
	There's little fuckin' pictures by my name. I don't look seven. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	payshisdebts 2012-03-20 11:53 am UTC (link)
	Must have been your charming manners which confused me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2012-03-21 01:08 am UTC (link)
	... you're funny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	payshisdebts 2012-03-21 01:30 am UTC (link)
	I must say, and I do mean this seriously, you are a delight. Most people give up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2012-03-21 02:52 am UTC (link)
	On what? I said you were funny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	payshisdebts 2012-03-21 04:58 am UTC (link)
	Speaking with a repulsive toad such as myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2012-03-21 05:05 am UTC (link)
	I don't know if you've noticed, but pretty much everybody's a repulsive toad. People are stupid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	payshisdebts 2012-03-21 05:06 am UTC (link)
	Ah, that warms my heart. Such cynicism. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2012-03-21 05:13 am UTC (link)
	I'm not cynical, I'm just not fucking stupid. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	half_jaded 2012-03-21 03:09 pm UTC (link)
	Brothel is such a pithy term anymore. I much prefer a different name for my rather lavish establishment. (Reply to this)