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Tweak says, "I may not be human"

{ Ȥ ŀ Ϻ } (virulent_data) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2012-02-07 13:42:00

Entry tags:

derpy hooves, gaz membrane, pinkie pie, rarity, river tam, zim

HEY.

Listen carefully to what I have to say, puny little maggot-eaters. Zim has an important announcement that will shatter the very foundation upon which your infinitesimal slabs of meat you call brains tries to function! SO PAY ATTENTION.

Zim requires brownies. Such brownies, they must be delicious and mouth-watering in every way.

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	ilovemuffins 2012-02-07 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	I can't tell if that's nicer or not. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	virulent_data 2012-02-08 03:14 am UTC (link)
	Why would the mighty ZIM ask nicely for anything? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ilovemuffins 2012-02-08 03:14 am UTC (link)
	Because, Mister Man, that's the only way you're getting brownies from my bakery! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	virulent_data 2012-02-08 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Well good thing I wasn't asking you for your stupid mud-brownies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ilovemuffins 2012-02-08 03:39 am UTC (link)
	Well FINE! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	worstmoverever 2012-02-07 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	I would give you delicious chocolatey muffins, BUT YOU AREN'T NICE, MISTER. =/ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	virulent_data 2012-02-08 03:36 am UTC (link)
	LIES. SORDID LIES. Why, I'm the nicest, normal human you could ever hope to meet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	worstmoverever 2012-02-08 03:48 am UTC (link)
	CAN YOU PROVE IT? If so, muffin. If not, no muffins. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	virulent_data 2012-02-08 04:41 am UTC (link)
	OF COURSE I CAN PROVE IT FILTHY HUMAN-STINK. And I want brownies, not stupid muffins. Ew, gross. Now deliver to Zim the delicious brownies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	worstmoverever 2012-02-08 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	YOU'RE NOT VERY CONVINCING, MISTER. Muffins > brownies. Everypony knows that! That's why brownfins exist! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	virulent_data 2012-02-10 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	YOU'RE JUST BEING STUPID. That sounds terrible. Worse than that Skool's icky lunches! I demand brownies, and nothing less! GIVE THEM TO ME. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gameslave2 2012-02-07 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	Just make some, you whiner. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	virulent_data 2012-02-08 03:36 am UTC (link)
	GO AWAY NO ONE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rarestyle 2012-02-10 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	M-maggot-eaters?? That is without question the most uncouth, crude, disgusting thing I have ever heard anyone say! How dare you! And you honestly think people will give you brownies after such...such base discourtesy? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	virulent_data 2012-02-11 03:41 am UTC (link)
	Of course they will. Did you not hear me explain above that I'm actually the nicest human ever. It isn't my fault if you don't like being called what you are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rarestyle 2012-02-15 02:01 pm UTC (link)
	Do you really not understand what you're saying? Claiming to be nice doesn't make one nice! It takes effort! It takes actions! You can't just say you're something and expect people to believe you when everything you do says the opposite! You have a lot to learn about being a good person, Mister Whoever-You Are! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	virulent_data 2012-02-23 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Yes it does! Are you calling me a liar? You know that's not a very nice thing to do to someone you don't even know. And my name is Zim, nice to meet you and all of that stupid stuff. Now I need some brownies or you can go away, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rarestyle 2012-03-20 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	I am saying you are rude and foolish and need some lessons in good manners! Really, I don't know whether to be insulted or pity your ignorance. I am Rarity, and I will certainly not give brownies to anyone who behaves as you do. Brush up on your etiquette and request them instead of demanding and then you might receive a more favorable response. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dancingmind 2012-02-10 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	Your logic is broken. Maggot-eaters don't bake. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	virulent_data 2012-02-11 03:42 am UTC (link)
	And who says? Do not argue with me!! You will lose, pitiful human. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dancingmind 2012-03-20 01:47 pm UTC (link)
	Maggots are food for fish, amphibians, numerous other creatures, but not generally humans. Humans are the only known creatures who bake. Ergo. You're funny. (Reply to this) (Parent)