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[Sep. 14th, 2012|06:28 pm] |
So who else from the Normandy crew is here? Everyone check in. I want to get an early start on my Christmas "shopping." |
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[Jul. 20th, 2012|07:37 pm] |
I am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a scientist Salarian. |
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[Jun. 24th, 2012|11:49 am] |
Hey, Commander? Er, Commanders? Whatever.
We might have a small problem. |
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[Apr. 20th, 2012|11:43 am] |
Kevin, next time you tell me a concert in Stonehenge is a bad idea I promise to listen to you.
I'm not sure what happened after the tornado hit. I saw the rigging start to come down, and woke up on the grass a couple of miles from here with no one around. I hope everyone is OK. I'm pretty sure I'm not dead, since I don't think Valhalla has internet.
Speaking of internet, I'm in a pub in Salisbury. My dethphone isn't working (account inactive?) and I'm having to type this with a cocktail stirrer, as when I touch anything electronic it goes haywire. My dethcard isn't working either, but they were happy to accept my Euros. |
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[Apr. 16th, 2012|10:20 pm] |
Dammit, another person bursts into song and I am going to rip some heads off. |
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[Apr. 9th, 2012|05:41 pm] |
SO. EDI. Yeah. EDI.
Uh, want to go grab dinner?
Everyone else shut the hell up for a second. |
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[Mar. 24th, 2012|11:44 am] |
Uh, guys?
That other Shepard moved into the ship. And I ain't telling her she can't. |
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[Mar. 23rd, 2012|12:30 pm] |
As pleased as I am to find myself a hotel and club owner in this quaint Las Vegas of yours, a hospital-gown wearing lunatic threatening people with an omnitool is bad for business. I don't care whose she is, fucking collect her.
I need to hire better security. |
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[Mar. 15th, 2012|10:10 am] |
Oh, man.
Someone tell me that was just the Commander waking up. Please. |
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[Mar. 14th, 2012|10:23 pm] |
Bored now.
Last time I got bored, monsters came. That would be nice. Stabbing something would be awesome. |
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[Mar. 15th, 2012|01:38 am] |
...Jeff, please provide warnings prior to making the Normandy jump like that. This body is not designed for that kind of movement. |
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[Mar. 14th, 2012|05:01 pm] |
So uh. Hate to complain as a rule, you know me, I'm a completely calm and rational human being who is always positive and cheerful, but I need shit to do.
After the Collector thing, this world is kind of boring. Which probably goes for a lot of people, so there's gotta be stuff going on, right? |
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[Mar. 6th, 2012|09:35 pm] |
Holy shit. Holy shit.
I'm walking, for fucking serious, I'm walking right now. No snapping no cracking I'M WALKING RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND.
Oh, and me and the Normandy got caught in some weird vortex thing but fuck that noise I'M WALKING HERE. |
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