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Tweak says, "Halocarbons! O joy!"

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau (somuchcrazy) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2012-03-06 21:35:00

Entry tags:

garrus vakarian, gaz membrane, jeff "joker" moreau, kamiko shepard, miranda lawson, tali'zorah vas normandy

Holy shit. Holy shit.

I'm walking, for fucking serious, I'm walking right now. No snapping no cracking I'M WALKING RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND.

Oh, and me and the Normandy got caught in some weird vortex thing but fuck that noise I'M WALKING HERE.

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	myflexibility 2012-03-07 05:37 am UTC (link)
	Joker! It's so good to see you! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	somuchcrazy 2012-03-07 05:38 am UTC (link)
	COMMANDER YOU CAN'T SEE THIS BUT I'M DOING A DAMN JIG HERE. What the hell happened? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	myflexibility 2012-03-07 05:41 am UTC (link)
	That's amazing! Well. There's a [website], but it's pretty bright. It explains a lot better than I could. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somuchcrazy 2012-03-07 05:42 am UTC (link)
	Huh. Well, that's weird. How many of us are here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	myflexibility 2012-03-07 05:49 am UTC (link)
	Miranda, Tali, and Garrus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somuchcrazy 2012-03-07 05:50 am UTC (link)
	Well, that's cool. You'd be pretty cranky if Garrus wasn't at least here. And see, now I can say shit like that, because I can run away from you hitting me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	myflexibility 2012-03-07 05:51 am UTC (link)
	Just because you can run doesn't mean you can outrun me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somuchcrazy 2012-03-07 05:51 am UTC (link)
	Aw, come on Commander, I'm just messing with ya. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	myflexibility 2012-03-07 05:53 am UTC (link)
	I know. I'm glad you're here. Everyone is great, but it will be good to have some laughs. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cerberusofficer 2012-03-07 11:20 am UTC (link)
	Maybe I should've convinced Cerberus to put more money into letting you walk. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	somuchcrazy 2012-03-07 12:42 pm UTC (link)
	I AM RUNNING IN A CIRCLE LIKE IT'S NO BIG DEAL Hi Miranda. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cerberusofficer 2012-03-07 12:45 pm UTC (link)
	And this is why Shepard likes you, I swear. Hi Joker. Not crashed the ship into anything recently, have you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somuchcrazy 2012-03-07 12:46 pm UTC (link)
	Please, perfect landing, even with that vortex. You know I'm a better pilot than that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cerberusofficer 2012-03-07 12:50 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I know. I'm still amazed you got us through the Omega Relay in one piece. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somuchcrazy 2012-03-07 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	Everyone's a critic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cerberusofficer 2012-03-07 12:55 pm UTC (link)
	At least I'm not as bad as Zaeed. He'd probably be disappointed you didn't execute three flawless barrel rolls and land on an army of geth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somuchcrazy 2012-03-07 12:57 pm UTC (link)
	Speaking of, this world have geth or anything else determined to make us not alive? Because I've been here a whole five minutes without anything trying to kill me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cerberusofficer 2012-03-07 01:05 pm UTC (link)
	No Collectors, no Reapers, no Illusive Man or Cerberus. I've seen one geth, and Tali and I dealt with it quick enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somuchcrazy 2012-03-07 01:29 pm UTC (link)
	So what you're saying is we won the goddamned lottery. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cerberusofficer 2012-03-07 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	Pretty much. All we need now is the rest of the team, and we'll be set for anything. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hasthereach 2012-03-07 11:22 am UTC (link)
	It's good to see you again. Normandy come through with you? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	somuchcrazy 2012-03-07 12:43 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah she did. We both got caught up together. The weird thing is I can't get a rise out of EDI. She's not responding. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hasthereach 2012-03-07 12:46 pm UTC (link)
	Huh. Maybe EDI isn't compatible with this 'verse? Don't think Cerberus could've planned for something like this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somuchcrazy 2012-03-07 12:48 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, now I'm depressed. THANKS FOR ALWAYS BEING A BRIGHT RAY OF SUNSHINE, PAL. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hasthereach 2012-03-07 12:51 pm UTC (link)
	You'd be worried if I was ever a ray of sunshine. Admit it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somuchcrazy 2012-03-07 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know. You almost crack a smile around the Commander. Makes the rest of us reach for the insulin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hasthereach 2012-03-07 01:03 pm UTC (link)
	Is it such a bad thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somuchcrazy 2012-03-07 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	You know, you're making it really hard to give you shit about turning into a sap, Garrus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hasthereach 2012-03-07 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	You could just go back to mocking me about all those calibrations. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somuchcrazy 2012-03-07 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	Please, fish in a barrel. No one can be that OCD. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	quarianmechanic 2012-03-07 11:22 am UTC (link)
	You better not have been abusing the ship whilst I've been gone. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	somuchcrazy 2012-03-07 12:43 pm UTC (link)
	Tali, please. I treat this ship like the goddess she is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quarianmechanic 2012-03-07 12:48 pm UTC (link)
	That time on Therum where you almost fried the first Normandy doesn't count? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somuchcrazy 2012-03-07 12:48 pm UTC (link)
	No, it doesn't count. Because reasons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quarianmechanic 2012-03-07 12:53 pm UTC (link)
	Of course not. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gameslave2 2012-03-08 03:23 am UTC (link)
	What happened before when you walked? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	somuchcrazy 2012-03-08 03:25 am UTC (link)
	All the bones in my legs would snap. Sometimes if I got real unlucky, hips too. You should see what happened if I sneezed too hard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2012-03-08 03:26 am UTC (link)
	That almost made me laugh. You win. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somuchcrazy 2012-03-08 03:26 am UTC (link)
	FLAWLESS VICTORY (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2012-03-08 03:29 am UTC (link)
	... you play MK? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somuchcrazy 2012-03-08 03:29 am UTC (link)
	I have a rom for it, yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2012-03-08 03:32 am UTC (link)
	... are you any good at it or do you suck? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somuchcrazy 2012-03-08 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Excuse me? I'm super mega good at it. Can't tell you how many times I'd be playing it in orbit when the Commander was off doing stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2012-03-08 03:34 am UTC (link)
	Whatever. If you want to play, I live in LA. I have a huge flatscreen and a PS3 with the new one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somuchcrazy 2012-03-08 03:36 am UTC (link)
	PS3? Oh right. Ye Olde Tymes. Sure, once I get shit settled around here, it'd be cool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2012-03-08 03:39 am UTC (link)
	How do you feel about ghosts? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	somuchcrazy 2012-03-08 03:41 am UTC (link)
	Never met one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gameslave2 2012-03-08 03:49 am UTC (link)
	If you come over, don't freak them out or I'll destroy you. [address] (Reply to this) (Parent)