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[Jul. 20th, 2009|03:00 pm] |
Why is a fuck there be a stormswind at a shootings range? Buübsjob weather, who's a fuck need at it anyway? |
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[Jul. 17th, 2009|11:53 pm] |
I feel like going back to my old roots so to speak.
It's been entirely too quiet lately. You know how much I hate that. |
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[Jul. 12th, 2009|12:25 am] |
AUGH
I NEED TO PLAY ALL THESE SONGS I WROTE
I'M GOING NUTS HERE |
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[Jul. 8th, 2009|04:49 pm] |
omg you guys I just had the best idea.
Sable, I need you to hurry up and learn how to play drums. |
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[Jun. 12th, 2009|08:53 am] |
So I ams made of all sort of thing dats is awesome and great. I gets TWO totally metal artist types as sons.
Beats dat, Nathan. Ha. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2009|01:08 am] |
WHAT THE HELL
I WENT TO MORDHAUS TO GO GET BOOZE
and this terrible fucking horrible music is everywhere and I want to kill any living thing that walks past me and now i have a migraineadsfasf;l |
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[May. 22nd, 2009|06:38 am] |
Hey Nathan, are you up for uh, cocktails or something tonight? I need to knock this bug out of my system. Alcohol should do it. |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2009|07:03 pm] |
Yeah, I don't care what day it is. Unless it's brutal, I don't appreciate it.
We should have Blood Appreciation Day. Not only is it metal, it's apparently also useful. And important. To live. And it makes an awesome fountain. And it rhymes with a lot.
So. Uhhhhhhh. Yeah. Appreciate it. |
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[Apr. 7th, 2009|03:09 am] |
Why is it that Othnar can not summon the driving snow any longer
This makes Othnar sad |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|02:14 pm] |
OH THANK FUCKING GOD.
Or whatever made those animals go away. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|07:23 pm] |
OTHNAR MAKES SNOW
LAPLAND WILL NOT SEE SPRING FOR ANOTHER MONTH |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|06:53 pm] |
COULD SOMEONE PLEASE GET ALL OF THESE GOATS OUT OF MY ROOM. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|12:02 pm] |
...Right. There seems to be a bug going around again, so I need everyone to check in. This applies to Dethklok, family to Dethklok, employees.
Also, someone please notify me immediately when my new shipment of glasses come in. I seem to have incinerated all of my extras. With my laser eyes. |
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[Mar. 17th, 2009|07:02 pm] |
IT'S MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR.
Fuck yeah, let's do this. Maybe I can drink all the beer at a pub again like I did last year. |
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[Mar. 14th, 2009|02:24 am] |
WHAT THE FUCK.
WHY DOES ALL THIS FINANCIAL NEWS BULLSHIT KEEP GETTING SENT TO MY CELL PHONE.
It made me throw it and now my phone's broken. Fucking... stupid douchebag phone.
So, uhhhhh. If you're calling me right now, I'm not going to get it. It's going to my phone. That's not really a phone anymore. They're going somewhere, I'm just not getting them. |
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[Feb. 28th, 2009|02:48 am] |
I am so fucking glad I don't have any kids and that Satan doesn't want any more of them. Fuck that. They're all... small. |
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[Feb. 27th, 2009|02:57 pm] |
Well, now this is an unexpected development. I've never been in a tornado before. At least, that's what I think it was. Even so, coming from Chicago to London is a bit of a stretch. Any idea how to get back? I sort of need to check on my company for a little surprise visit. Keeps them on their toes.
Ohh.. sorry, I nearly forgot my manners. Perhaps this predicament affected me more than I thought. My name is Damien Thorn, Yale student and CEO of Thorn Industries. This sort of thing doesn't happen very often. Usually not at all. I wonder if anyone else has ever been in the same predicament.. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|05:01 pm] |
I TOLD YOU HE WAS A ROBOT.
Now there's three of him.
Fuck, I bet he's going to yell three times more now. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|05:28 pm] |
So weird.
New guy...looks like me. Like...twins.
I mean, yeah. I know it happens, here. I've seen other people who look like other people. But this time it's me. And...that's just weird.
How do you deal with that craziness? |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|03:13 pm] |
I had forgotten just how much I hate Perpetuity clauses.
I was so certain that I was done with this. |
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[Jan. 21st, 2009|04:11 am] |
I suggest the procreating stops before I make it stop permanently.
Those of you know who I'm talking to. |
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[Jan. 18th, 2009|01:31 am] |
Aw jeez not this place again.
Anyone know where I left my pants? I ain't wandering around in Gothic Wonderland in my tightie whities. |
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[Jan. 18th, 2009|01:54 am] |
What the fuck is all this goth shit?
Where's Rockzo?
Where's the coke?
Shit. |
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[Jan. 12th, 2009|09:38 am] |
Hey, Satan.
Wanna go do something? We could uhhhh. Give people in New Zeland ebola or something. |
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|02:34 pm] |
Even beings retire, I am having a burden of a times trying at not spendings so much a time at writings songs.
Nathans, you am havings a few tracks being sends at you for de next albums.
Soren, I would like to spend a times with you to finalize some sort of things for your weddings. |
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[Dec. 8th, 2008|08:49 pm] |
So, uh. I'm married now.
That's all I'm gonna say about that. Oh, and you guys should throw me a bachelor party. Even though it's late. ... this means Skwisgaar and Swksgaar and Toki and Pickles and that small hippie dude. |
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[Dec. 8th, 2008|02:12 am] |
( Satan. ) |
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[Dec. 2nd, 2008|01:03 pm] |
Nat'n, you know what's gunna be great about this holiday?
No. Effin'. Gross fanmail. Thank gad. |
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[Nov. 27th, 2008|05:09 pm] |
It seems that I have returned. For what reason, I'm not sure. In a different body as well. Just in time for Thanksgiving.
I'm a different woman, and I don't take things lightly. That is your final and only warning. |
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[Nov. 22nd, 2008|01:31 pm] |
Dood.
I dunno, but I think my cell phone ain't working or something. I think I need a new one.
You know, maybe one of those G3s or something like that. Can we get a thing going with those guys that make them? Because that'd be awesome. |
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[Nov. 18th, 2008|06:11 pm] |
I has beens very busy, gettings a wholesorts of bunch of things done. My amazingsly sexy and magical wifes is needs a whole lots of attendings.
Oh, ands Skadi, you am not goings to needs to pays at the rent for your apartsment. I gots it takes care of.
Uh. I uh... forgots why I was comings onto dis place. Oh. Uh.
Nathans. I sends to you a shitloads of new guitar parts to checks out and listens at. Sees if you needs any of dems. |
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[Nov. 12th, 2008|01:50 pm] |
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.
This place sucks. All the ladies I date end up leaving. |
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[Nov. 7th, 2008|01:57 pm] |
I'm hungry. I want some cheese, like, some really expensive fancy cheese. You know. That cammenberny kind.
SOMEONE GET ME SOME CHEESE. |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|06:56 pm] |
The world in chaos, how wonderful! Whenever the population's eyes are elsewhere, it is a most welcome distraction indeed.
Unfortunately, my laboratory is quickly becoming taken over by small furry creatures. I managed to snap a [photograph] of one right before they ate my hamster. I must admit, he looks quite dashing in that suit.
And the puppets are talking again, but now all they want to discuss is killing. It makes for a most dull conversation. |
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[Oct. 23rd, 2008|08:41 am] |
Ha, and know I knows on why I am loves on pregnant womens so much as I do. Hormones! Dey's amazing.
I never thoughts I'd say on dis but I mights just be gettings too much sex!
P'fft, nah, ain't no such a thing. Just messings. |
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[Oct. 21st, 2008|02:26 pm] |
Hey, douchebags.
Are you even practicing? |
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[Oct. 16th, 2008|04:25 pm] |
The global economy sucks, but Dethklok's assets are still sound.
AND I FUCKING HATE THAT I KNOW THAT. SOMEONE COME KICK ME IN THE HEAD UNTIL I FORGET. |
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