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[Sep. 30th, 2009|12:22 pm] |
The lab!
It's on FIRE! |
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[Jun. 14th, 2009|01:41 am] |
I've recently been made aware that the levels of ick outside have gotten out of hand. The shuffling hoards are much less adept at breaking into the lab than certain previous epidemics, so I've had time to bake some very special cookies.
If certain rotting creatures are bothering you, I would not mind sending one or two killbots to forcibly shove delicious mind control cookies down their throats. If there's enough left of the brain, the creature should peaceably make its way to my location on its own, where it can be safely quarantined for future experimental procedures. However, the formula was originally intended for living humans and some tests have yielded, eh, violent results... Anyway. It should be fine.
Cookies, anyone? |
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[Dec. 7th, 2008|02:42 am] |
Where am I? What just happened? The only thing I can think was that it was a portal, but I didn't open it, so it isn't my fault I swear.
Giles is going to kill me. |
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[Dec. 6th, 2008|11:42 am] |
Inside your brain is the single most powerful piece of biological matter you possess- the pineal gland. It's shaped like a pinecone.
Did you even know you had it or know what it does? You see, as humans, we have the ability to create our own worlds. Ones which They can't control. These worlds? They are located inside our minds.
Have you been using your pinecone lately? |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|06:56 pm] |
The world in chaos, how wonderful! Whenever the population's eyes are elsewhere, it is a most welcome distraction indeed.
Unfortunately, my laboratory is quickly becoming taken over by small furry creatures. I managed to snap a [photograph] of one right before they ate my hamster. I must admit, he looks quite dashing in that suit.
And the puppets are talking again, but now all they want to discuss is killing. It makes for a most dull conversation. |
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[Sep. 13th, 2008|05:03 pm] |
Oh dear.
Lots and lots of electricity in the air. |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2008|12:54 am] |
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Hello, beautiful people of Oz! A lovely day today, wouldn't you agree? I have fabulous news for you all! The Anonymous Author is back from hiatus, and has sent quite a delicious spread for you all to enjoy.
( Fun with the penal system )
( The family that hunts demons together stays together )
( Diamonds really are a girl's best friend )
As always, any feedback will be forwarded directly to the Anonymous Author, who always loves hearing from his adoring fans. |
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[Aug. 22nd, 2008|05:26 am] |
Sedate the masses? Check. Though, it wasn't actually me.
It's like someone has been doing my work for me in a much subtler way than I could manage. How interesting. Is it always like this?
While society has its, eh, "down time," however long that may be, it would be advantageous to progress in the other portions of my checklist. I believe it may be time to launch World Domination Toys in this universe. |
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[Aug. 18th, 2008|06:49 pm] |
What is this? I am in... L.A, in a condo? My puppets are here, but my prototypes are missing! And my lab equipment!
Oh. Oh I see. Excellent prank- well done, Toy Soldiers! I don't know how you pulled off that tornado, but it was very impressive! Now please return my robots and mind control rays. Please?
...Soldiers? |
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