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Pickles the Drummer ([info]notgherkin) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-12-02 13:03:00

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Entry tags:miniver cheevy, nathan explosion, pickles

[Miniver:] Well, that took most of my stash to get me mellow enough to write it, but here babe. I know I'm a couple weeks early fer this time of the year or whatever.... Whatever. This is just about the least metal thing I've ever written. Hope yer happy, poet. I've gotten all soft and crap.
Here's the yearly ballad.

Your fingers rest upon the strings
Soon to coax out a lover's song
But dearest, never wait too long
The feeling's ever fleeting

I long to see your sad eyes smile
Every day I yearn for that grace
A flash, a glimpse, a single trace
It would make the years spent worthwhile

The tale's been told so many ways
I fear that day has come and gone
Where revered as gods, we once lived on
So now let's live in grace.

You look to me now, with blue clouded eyes
Tears streaming down such pale cheeks
Enduring, years, months, days, and weeks
Never considering yourself wise

But dearest, love, darling, mine
Don't see this as the book's ending
See it as my heart and soul mending
And the passage through a line

Never fear, my poetic muse,
We'll do well on our own,
With loving family, not alone,
We've made it through the ruse.


Come on home fer the holidays, babe. It ain't the same without you an' Toki both together, with yer tinsel all over the damn place. [/locked]

Nat'n, you know what's gunna be great about this holiday?


No. Effin'. Gross fanmail. Thank gad.


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[info]blackestblack
2008-12-02 02:13 pm UTC (link)
Or creepy gifts.

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[info]notgherkin
2008-12-02 02:23 pm UTC (link)
Exactly. I mean, sure. Christmas ain't nearly as bad as Valentine's day, but still, it's up there. I am gunna miss all the free booze people send, though. Remember that one year we got those crates of real absinthe and we spent the next week fucked up?

But I guess we take the bad news with the good on this one. At least we ain't gunna wind up with people sendin' us like... wreathes made out of toenails or any of that shit.

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[info]blackestblack
2008-12-02 02:25 pm UTC (link)
Or bunny rabits that are all sticky.

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[info]notgherkin
2008-12-02 02:32 pm UTC (link)
Augh. Yeah, or those like... fuckin' what were those things those guys from Scotland sent us all the time every year? Like, it was haggis only somehow fucking worse.

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[info]blackestblack
2008-12-02 02:34 pm UTC (link)
Dude, haggis is fucking awesome.

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[info]notgherkin
2008-12-02 02:36 pm UTC (link)
No, it's fucking... Wait, you ate that stuff?

And you didn't die?

That's fucking metal.

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[info]blackestblack
2008-12-02 02:37 pm UTC (link)
Just put some ketchup on it.

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[info]notgherkin
2008-12-02 02:39 pm UTC (link)
Not even the most awesome ketchup in the history of the world could make me eat haggis.

You would have to sedate me. Seriously, Nat'n. That's nasty.

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[info]blackestblack
2008-12-02 02:45 pm UTC (link)
It's intestines, which are awesome. So it's awesome.

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[info]notgherkin
2008-12-02 02:49 pm UTC (link)
YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO EAT INTESTINES NAT'N. THAT'S WHERE SHIT IS MADE.

YOU ARE EATING A SHEEP'S SHIT HIGHWAY WHEN YOU EAT HAGGIS.

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[info]blackestblack
2008-12-02 02:53 pm UTC (link)
THEY CLEAN IT OUT FIRST

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[info]notgherkin
2008-12-02 02:54 pm UTC (link)
How can you possibly eat something you know has had shit in or on it in any fashion for any amount of time?

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[info]blackestblack
2008-12-02 02:59 pm UTC (link)
Hey, it's about as safe as fast food, you know. Those dudes do gross stuff to that shit all the time.

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[info]notgherkin
2008-12-02 03:00 pm UTC (link)
I don't eat fast food.

So what do you want for that... holiday... we don't technically celebrate?

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[info]blackestblack
2008-12-02 03:15 pm UTC (link)






I don't want anything. WHAT THE HELL

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[info]notgherkin
2008-12-02 03:20 pm UTC (link)
Bullshit. And you know it's inevitable yer gettin' somethin' from Toki so I have to play interception and make sure whatever the fuck he thinks he's gettin' you ain't somethin' shitty.

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[info]blackestblack
2008-12-02 03:33 pm UTC (link)
I HAVE everything.

that you can get me you jackoff

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[info]notgherkin
2008-12-02 03:34 pm UTC (link)
Dood.

Go get laid. Satan's back you know.

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[info]blackestblack
2008-12-02 03:38 pm UTC (link)
REALLY?

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[info]notgherkin
2008-12-02 03:39 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, dude, like, she ain't got the same face or nothin' but it'd be like fuckin' a different person only not, because it's SATAN, dude.

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[info]blackestblack
2008-12-02 03:42 pm UTC (link)
Good.

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[info]notgherkin
2008-12-02 03:45 pm UTC (link)
Divide and conquer, fearless leader.

I'll be in the studio.

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[info]blackestblack
2008-12-02 03:51 pm UTC (link)
Have fun.

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Sean
[info]miniver
2008-12-02 03:02 pm UTC (link)
Baby, I've always been happy with you. And you KNOW your songs always fuckin break me. Shit. You better play it for me when I get over there.

I know I've been wandering too much lately. But I'm coming home. I miss you. All of you guys, and you the most. I haven't seen Toki in... um... months, I think. About time I did.

And I think it's about time I really get back to performing. I gotta remember how to play first, though. Not just the notes, but the spirit.

You got any time to mess around in a studio with me, babe? I'll be back soon, I just gotta pick up some stuff from Bill's place.

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Cheev
[info]notgherkin
2008-12-02 03:07 pm UTC (link)
I always got time fer you, babe. I know you been busy with the other folks and all that, but I been missin' you like crazy over here.

I'll play it fer you tonight. I got some things I wanna talk to you about, anyways.

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Sean
[info]miniver
2008-12-02 03:10 pm UTC (link)
I'm coming. It's not so much busy as lost. But that ain't here or there...

You okay?

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Cheev
[info]notgherkin
2008-12-02 03:18 pm UTC (link)
Well find yerself, doofus, and come back.

Yeah, I just been thinkin' maybe it's time fer a change. I know we won't ever get as big as we were back home, so I kinda want to take advantage of that. Take advantage of the fact I ain't as famous here. I just kinda...



I haven't ever had a normal life. I want to support you emotionally, and get you back on yer feet, but I've been famous fer 27 years. That's more years than most people in this business effin' live nowadays, baby. I wanna hang it up. I can't believe I'm sayin' this but I think Skwisgaar's right.

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Sean
[info]miniver
2008-12-02 03:29 pm UTC (link)
Rose-red, if that's what you wanna do, let's fuckin do it already. Figure something else out. Together, you know? Not just me going back to show business, fuck that. I'm tired of being... not really by your side like I oughta be.

What'd Skwisgaar say?

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Cheev
[info]notgherkin
2008-12-02 03:33 pm UTC (link)
You sure about that, poet? I mean, I wanna help you do what you wanna do, no matter what, but you don't gotta retire just 'cuz I'm doin' it.

It's not what he said, it's what he did. I mean sure, he's got more right than any of us, he's been y'know, in it since forever, an' he's all old and crap, but whatever, it don't matter. I don't wanna be like Ozzy or somethin', tryin' to prolong my fame just because I can't let it go.

I'll stick around here if the other guys think there's a snowball's chance in hell we'll be even a hundredth as famous as we once were, but my heart won't be in it. It won't be the same.

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Sean
[info]miniver
2008-12-02 03:42 pm UTC (link)
I don't mean retire, babe. Just... if I'm going back to it at all, I don't want it to be like it was before, with us spending 3 months apart at a time and shit...

That ain't the only life there is for us. You and me both got more to us than what we used to be back home, and you know it. So like... how about I come home and we'll figure out what the hell we wanna do with ourselves now.

Maybe one of us gets to be an old housewife yet, huh? hee hee...

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Cheev
[info]notgherkin
2008-12-02 03:44 pm UTC (link)
Hey, someone's gotta take care of the kids while the other one's bein' sexy fer people.

I'll see you soon.

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