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[Aug. 27th, 2010|01:21 pm] |
Dude, I just found a crapload of Nathan's half-finished lyrics. I want to go record some of this shit, it's hilarious.
A little taste of the genius which is Nathan Explosion's rejected lyrics:
I want a fucking sandwich right goddamn now
Cheese from Swissland and meat of a cow.
... Stellar work, Nathan. |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|12:04 pm] |
Dude.
Skwisgaar's girlfriend's zoo has monkeys, so I went and was lookin' at them and saw one givin' another one a BJ.
Monkey blowjobs, you guys.
This world is hilarious. |
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[Jul. 21st, 2010|11:33 am] |
Whoa.
The fritz-patrickry was that??? Detroit does NOT get tornados! |
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[Jul. 13th, 2010|06:21 pm] |
This is another world-jumpy thing, right?
Wow okay traveling by tornado ain't like... my favorite thing ever right now.
Is Pickles here yet? The spinny ride like ditched my ass in London somewhere.
Hey. My name's Rodrigo Jesus Jiménez here. This place has a sense of humor. Which I'll probably appreciate more as soon as I'm done losing my lunch.
Seriously, why a tornado? |
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[Jul. 13th, 2010|11:25 am] |
Oh great this placeagain
LikE i need this today. Hey, anyone around see a fuzzy hippie guy, about 5 and a half feet tall?
Or maybe a metal band? |
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[Jan. 20th, 2009|06:25 pm] |
I'm goin' out fer a few hours. Wherever you are, Beef, yer gunna probably want to get someone to clean that mess up I left in the er
the place. Whatever.
So er.
Whatever.
Peace out bitches. |
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[Jan. 18th, 2009|01:31 am] |
Aw jeez not this place again.
Anyone know where I left my pants? I ain't wandering around in Gothic Wonderland in my tightie whities. |
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[Jan. 18th, 2009|01:54 am] |
What the fuck is all this goth shit?
Where's Rockzo?
Where's the coke?
Shit. |
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[Dec. 19th, 2008|02:01 pm] |
... Okay guys.
Spongebob... totally ain't fer kids. Pretty sure the show's made by stoners, fer stoners.
(Before you even ask, Toki had it on. I sat there in stunned silence fer an entire episode before I knew what I was doing.)
I approve. |
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[Dec. 2nd, 2008|01:03 pm] |
Nat'n, you know what's gunna be great about this holiday?
No. Effin'. Gross fanmail. Thank gad. |
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[Nov. 22nd, 2008|01:31 pm] |
Dood.
I dunno, but I think my cell phone ain't working or something. I think I need a new one.
You know, maybe one of those G3s or something like that. Can we get a thing going with those guys that make them? Because that'd be awesome. |
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