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[Jan. 28th, 2010|01:51 am]
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One of the most watched political events in history. And you just had to pull shit, didn't you, MacManus?

...At least it kept it interestin'.
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[Jan. 23rd, 2010|08:03 pm]

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EDIT: Oh my Me,...I'm engaged!!! To the sexiest man fucking EVAR. And I have some favors to ask...

LUCY! Would you pleeeeeeeeeeease cater my reception?

Mary! You know I've asked you already to be my bridesmaid, but would you also make your fantastic oatmeal cookies for my favor boxes?

SADAKO! It would be the greatest of honors if you would consider being my bridesmaid as well?

And last but certainly not least at all, Satan...all our lives, we've been involved with each other in one way or another. I know your life isn't what you wish it right now but I am asking you a personal favor, one I hope you won't deny.

Please be my maid of honor.

Okay, so LeifErik and I are getting hitched on February 14th of this year. All our friends and family and ex-lovers are invited! Because a wedding is never any fun unless there's drama! And besides, if we excluded ex-lovers...well, there wouldn't be anybody at the wedding.
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[Jan. 21st, 2010|10:39 pm]
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A year an' a day at this 'president' thing. No wonder all them white dudes go gray in office. Hot damn.

Little Ma )

Mattie )

Connor, Murphy )
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[Dec. 13th, 2009|12:18 am]

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It's my favorite time of year! Happy Hanukkah, everyone that celebrates!
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[Jul. 20th, 2009|10:36 pm]
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Mattie )

Connor McManus )

You know why I hate this leadership shit? No days off. Can't I get a stunt-president up in here for a week? There's a beach in New Zealand calling my motherloving name, man.
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[Apr. 8th, 2009|11:45 pm]

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The next time someone tells me to just be happy, or just smile, or to forget it all because it's unimportant or I shouldn't worry about it?

I will scream.
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[Apr. 8th, 2009|09:01 pm]
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I'm gonna put this out there right the Hell now:

No, you're not funny. First person t'wish me a 'happy death day', or whatever the Hell makes you motherfuckers giggle, we're gonna have problems.

Mathilda )
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[Mar. 5th, 2009|12:15 am]
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I'm starting to become accustomed to this new life. I find it quite enjoyable. Though I have noticed some pleasing differences. I do like the methods of travel. Ohh, and the person I replaced upon my arrival? It just so happens that I have a summer home here in London that my "parents" bought some years ago.

There are so many empty rooms here, and the home itself is quite spacious. And since it is not yet summer.. well, then I suppose it would be very ideal if someone were to hold a gathering here. Call it a party. One in which a person's basic needs and desires are satisfied to the fullest. Food, drink, music, and.. other stuff. You know. I'm sure you get the idea. I shall be working to find a convenient date for this. Suggestions are welcome.


Crowley )


Jesus )
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[Feb. 26th, 2009|01:46 am]
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I hate nightmares. Who decided that nightmares were necessary?

At the very least they could be nightmares that aren't related to anything in your past.

I don't deal well with things I can't shoot.
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[Feb. 14th, 2009|12:17 am]
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I had forgotten how crazy exhausting this leadership thing really was. Someone lend a man a pause button. If I have to do one more interview, I might snap.

Edit: Left for Mathilda at her door, with a single red rose )
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The world is WRONG. [Jan. 28th, 2009|11:49 pm]

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This last week has been hell on earth, folks.

Do you have any idea what it's like to age in reverse? It's embarrassing, is what it is. It's degrading. It's having your pubic hair grow inward.

I'm never waxing again. I like my hair where it is, thankyouverymuch.

And someone needs to tell me what the goddamn grizzly-bear hibernating fuck is going on with this chick who says she used to be my blue-sidebarred friend The Word. This is impossible. For one thing? Just between you and me? She looks too damned butch.

(But she's got a really nice ass, even if she's clearly delusional. So I'm keeping her. As long as she doesn't suddenly decide I need to pay her. I don't pay delusional people. I leave that kind of thing to the government.)

No, folks, this week has meant being surrounded by more shit than a national Colostomy Bags Anonymous convention. I should've called in those crazy hippies with their newfangled green technology - there was enough methane being generated in this studio to power the national grid.

And then there was some kind of shindig happening in Washington last week. I don't know. Some black dude became President? Thinks he's some kind of Messiah, or something. I wasn't paying attention: I was too busy rediscovering Neopets and contemplating the relative size of Angelina Jolie's frontal assets.

(But everyone already knows Jesus was whiter than Marilyn Manson. So screw you, 'Jesus'. Come back when you've gotten a non-tan.)

Excuse me, guys. I need to go see if that one hippy dude's advice about playing music to plants works on body hair.
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[Jan. 21st, 2009|04:11 am]
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I suggest the procreating stops before I make it stop permanently.

Those of you know who I'm talking to.
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[Jan. 19th, 2009|11:08 pm]
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Dunno who's been to the party so far. But anyone wantin' to hit the ceremony tomorrow, drop a line here, I'll add your name to the guest list, an' hope to see you after all the pomp 'n' circumstance.

((OOC: I know this is probably the worst time for this, but all things remaining equal, President-Elect Jesus would be getting inaugerated tomorrow. So. Here that is. XD))
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[Jan. 11th, 2009|11:31 pm]
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This politicking shit has gotten a lot harder in two millenia. Damn.

So. Who wants to help me run a country? Or, as they say 'the free world', which is stupid, because these damn computers are stoppin' me from listenin' to an unedited Ludacris CD. How free's that? The first amendment was really just sort of a guideline, right?

Also, for the record: Florida won. E'erybody can stop their whinin'. They really are the best- an' I love them more than the others. So there.
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|03:20 am]
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Is this Earth then?

I'm not sure what I had expected to find, but this was not it. Of course, I'm confused as to how I got here, but I'm certain God will show me soon enough.
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[Dec. 18th, 2008|09:43 pm]
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I had forgotten just how tiring it is to be groomed to lead a people.

Is it Friday yet? It has to be, somewhere.

Also, PSA just because I'm sure some good meanin' folk're gonna start again:

Real birthday, May 14th. An' Hannukah's where it's at. Don't be shovin' jolly white men at me. S'enough of 'em in the Senate, thanks.
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[Dec. 7th, 2008|11:16 pm]
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So, I'm back. Awesome, right? 'Least that means no more politics.

Oh, wait. Thank you, Ma. The subtlty of your points knows no bounds.

What'd I miss?
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|09:11 pm]
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Thank fucking christ I be back in me old form again.
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[Jan. 25th, 2008|11:59 am]
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So, now that I'm over the shock of that fuckin' week an' can officially form a coherent English sentence 'gain:

'Sup, Little Ma?

[OOC: Mary of the Biblical Association, is who he's talking about.]
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[Jan. 15th, 2008|10:08 pm]
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Fucking son of a bitch.

Bastard. That'll teach you not to fucking try to rip me off. Asswipe.
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[Jan. 13th, 2008|03:55 pm]
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Dear San Diego Faithful:

Fuck you, Peyton is my homeboy. Y'all're on your own, for that shit.
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[Jan. 13th, 2008|03:27 pm]
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I don't think I've ever been called so many names over the phone before in my life. . .

Dr. Cuddy )
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