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[Aug. 4th, 2010|08:51 am] |
See? Dis is why I don't dicks around with magic! |
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[Sep. 30th, 2009|02:18 am] |
you know what?
fuck autumn.
i am so done with autumn. it needs to be stricken from both natural and social record. it needs...
...it really needs to piss off so i can stop sneezing. |
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[Jan. 20th, 2009|06:08 pm] |
I GETS HIM BACK AND ITS REALLY DE REAL HIM FOR REALS!
It ain't any other Skwisgaar, is totally and really really de right one for serious! :D!!! Stephanie! I want you to meets him so can we comes over? I don't think he ever meets you afore, and I thinks you two coulds really gets along! Please?
Dis is de most metal week EVER! |
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[Jan. 18th, 2009|05:32 pm] |
Hokay, who's is thinking on is a funny kinds of thing to be changes alls of my clothes into a small sizes? |
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[Dec. 18th, 2008|04:15 pm] |
YULE YULE YULE YULE!
YULEYULEYULE!!!
I WANTS A GIANT GUMMY BEAR! |
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[Dec. 8th, 2008|08:49 pm] |
So, uh. I'm married now.
That's all I'm gonna say about that. Oh, and you guys should throw me a bachelor party. Even though it's late. ... this means Skwisgaar and Swksgaar and Toki and Pickles and that small hippie dude. |
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[Nov. 22nd, 2008|03:51 pm] |
Hey Toki! How are you at ice skating? |
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[Nov. 22nd, 2008|01:31 pm] |
Dood.
I dunno, but I think my cell phone ain't working or something. I think I need a new one.
You know, maybe one of those G3s or something like that. Can we get a thing going with those guys that make them? Because that'd be awesome. |
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[Nov. 21st, 2008|12:19 pm] |
I likes de winter but it hasn't gottens snow onna ground yet. I don't likes it until de snow is all over.
I hates wearings winter clothes until it looks like winter. And I gots de perfect scarf and hat for it!
Anyplace gots a good snows? I wants to build a snow guitars! |
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[Nov. 21st, 2008|11:15 am] |
Edward's teacher-face asked the class what the stuuuuudents want to be when they grow up-up. Edward said she wanted to be a bounty hunter but teacher said that there are not lots and lots of bountyheads in this wooooorld so Edward would not have lots and lots of worky-work.
WHAT SHOULD EDWARD BE WHEN SHE GROWS UP?
EIN, TOO! |
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[Oct. 24th, 2008|11:33 am] |
Oh. My. GOODNESS.
WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME HOW AWESOME MUSICALS ARE?
I'm going to go make a dress from some curtains and dance around Switzerland now! (Not really, but I AM going to sit on the couch and try to sing along and eat more chocolate and maybe some popcorn.) How do you solve a problem like Mariaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~ |
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[Oct. 23rd, 2008|11:36 pm] |
Ah, what a beautiful day for creation!
The sun is shining safely behind gray clouds so I can't see the chemical trails the government leaves in our atmosphere (Despite what that spaceship says to the contrary). The experiments are thriving, the exploded robot parts are glistening with napalm, the bank account is... mysteriously, er, overflowing, I almost got a picture of that glowing.. thing, and plans for the Toy Soldier army to rise again are already in effect.
...It's night, you say?
Really?
Ah. Hm. Then those cookies must be very burnt by now. |
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[Oct. 21st, 2008|02:26 pm] |
Hey, douchebags.
Are you even practicing? |
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[Oct. 4th, 2008|06:58 pm] |
NATHANS, PICKLE, SKWISGAAR!!! YOU GOTS TO SEES DIS.
I founds a fan communities online for us and dey's totally metal asides from de facts dey's um.
Dey draws us havings sex.
With each others. |
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[Sep. 29th, 2008|03:41 pm] |
Seems dats my father is dead in my own worlds.
I don'ts knows whether to laughs or cries. |
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[Sep. 28th, 2008|02:51 pm] |
...Right.
Would someone like to, uh, tell me what's going on here?
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[Sep. 16th, 2008|02:28 pm] |
I GOTS A GIRLFRIENDS!!! |
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[Sep. 10th, 2008|07:56 pm] |
Stephanie, I thinks we should makes a schedule to works out together.
And I gots a special surprise for you. I gunna picks you up real soon. |
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[Aug. 27th, 2008|02:27 pm] |
:D!
TOTALLY HAPPY TODAY!!! |
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[Aug. 22nd, 2008|09:44 am] |
Stephanie Meanswells, would you goes out with me to sees a movie or something? I been meanings to asks you for a long times now, so don't thinks dis is because we is gots future kids or nothing, okay?
Speaking of future kids, I goings to says dis only one times to you girls. I don't wants your hearts brokens, so don't go and dates no more of my bands mates, okay? I knows dem. Dey is only cause heartbreaks and hollow feelings and de bittersness of winter bites excepts in your souls.
Acepts for Skwisgaar buts dats is my heavy burdens to deals with and nots yours.
And whys de heck do I always feel sleepy all de times now? Dis is crap. I gunna takes a nap so I can watch a movies with Stephanie. |
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[Aug. 17th, 2008|07:24 pm] |
Whoa. That was weird. I was headed up to the airship after the party and caught some turbulence, which doesn’t usually happen, even when it’s snowing and stuff you know? And instead of ending up in the airship I ended up in a really swanky apartment, like, REALLY swanky, I'm pretty sure I'm in London, but it’s hard to tell for sure since I can’t see any landmarks and I haven’t heard anybody talk yet, but some cities just have a feel to them, and London’s one of those. Anyway, hi, I'm Stephanie, and I'm not sure where I am, help? |
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[Aug. 10th, 2008|04:28 am] |
Hey, Rachel.
We've been on ... four dates. Three. Three dates. That pretty much makes you my girlfriend. I thought you should know. |
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[Aug. 5th, 2008|10:18 am] |
Practice is boring. I gunna goes to arcades!
Who wants to comes along with? |
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[Jul. 31st, 2008|03:25 pm] |
Wha...how..how'd I get here?
Momma tried to kill me, I tried to get away, then the blue tornado came and..I woke up in a hospital?
If God did this...why now? If she told me I was a possessed and a witch. |
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|04:33 pm] |
Yeah so my girlfriend's a boy. That's fine with me.
Very, very fine with me. All the more sexy to go around, we're pretty much the hottest couple ever, in the history of everything.
But my roadie doesn't know she's a roadie and that's pretty shitty. Ofdensen? We kinda need you to fix that. Now.
[[ooc: Skwisgaar's able to speak and write properly! It's madness!]] |
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[Jul. 12th, 2008|11:45 pm] |
Is everyone here married or dating someone?
SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE HELL.
I've been here for two fucking weeks and haven't gotten laid. This is brutal, in the shitty way. |
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[Jul. 11th, 2008|01:48 am] |
KLOKATEERS. You is sets on an extra tables space for dinnersmeals.
I is takes my girlpersons to meets on my fuckings bands togethers for a foodstime and if ANY OF YOU DILDOS FUCKS DIS UPS FOR ME I GOINGS TO PERSONALLY MAKES SURE YOUR CHILDRENS IS BORNS INSIDES OUT.
Thank yous. |
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[Jul. 5th, 2008|06:01 pm] |
Thanks de Allgods.
Dey finally shuts de hell up.
Someone? Orders SOUNDPROOFING for Skwisgaar's room, plz? Dis is bullshits, dat we has to deals with his sex sounds ALL DE TIMES.
Anyone up for some DDR and skee-balls? |
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[Jul. 2nd, 2008|07:38 pm] |
I win.
All you poor little goofballs won't evers get what I has got.
I gots a sexy body, de most best guitarsounds in de worlds...
And a hot sexy magic-usings babe dats like on me for more dans my money.
You can starts and feels pitiful...
now. |
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[Jun. 30th, 2008|11:00 am] |
Betty:
I still thinks you is pretty cool! We should at least hangs out a little. What do you say? |
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[Jun. 30th, 2008|02:24 am] |
Huh. This is...uh...this is interesting.
Anyone? Care to explain? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|07:02 am] |
I can only hopes dat de smartest, sweetest, most wonderful girl in de whole worlds is here to sees dis today.
I saw you and sees dat your personalities is de most amazing brilliant things in de world and dat is importants! Even if you gots braces, and don't likes on lookings likes a model, I thinks you is pretty as a fall sunsets all red and yellows and orange, only you isn't those colors, dey is de colors of my loves.
If you could accepts on de tokens of love dat I has for you, woulds you be my wifes, Betty?
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|12:52 am] |
I don't even know anymore.
Would anyone like to do anything? I need a distraction.
( Private. ) |
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[Jun. 27th, 2008|04:28 pm] |
NATANS IS HERE NATANS IS HERE NATANS IS HERE!
♫WE CAN STARTS DETHKLOK AGAIN AND IT WILL BES A TOTAL WICKED METAL TIMES♫
omg what if Murderface don't shows up? :(
Dis is totally awesome though we gots all four of us and we can starts playings again dis is TOTALLY COOL! |
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[Jun. 24th, 2008|04:06 pm] |
Okay, who invited my future father-in-law to a wedding?
He's been practically bouncing off the walls over here. Apparently he loves weddings, but I have it on very good authority he's not very well behaved at them.
Word of advice. Toki + free booze = No, not so much. |
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[Jun. 22nd, 2008|05:20 pm] |
So.
We is have move to de dildos London-place. I ma guess on that is not being a sobads really, nots as many of a crazy fangirl about dat dildos show from a mouse-channels I was on, and I's is still got my own rooms and stuff.
Anyway, whatsever, I has a bored-time and somebodies should be comes to entertaining on me. |
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[Jun. 22nd, 2008|05:35 pm] |
I comes back!
Now I gots to remembers how to gets home from the middle of London. |
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