Welcome to Westview!

Dad's gonna let me get a puppy. I'm going to use it as a therapy animal.

Thor

Can you help me pick one?

Does whatever caused this mean I am able to become a Valkyrie at last? I always wanted to.

Still, this swapping about does seem to be more of my brother's thing. Either brother.

I can't help but feel as if I'm missing out on something. I was marked. Nothing else. Oh well.

Happy Birthday, dear Captain Rogers.

Have either of you gone along with your humans to murder a tree yet? If not, perhaps we can all go together. I've been on and off Midgard enough to know a little more about these traditions but I've never celebrated them.

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...Did anyone else get a present on their doorstep? Mine was INCREDIBLY heavy. I managed to get it inside and open and I saw WHY it was so heavy. Inside the box there was this old, like ANCIENT old hammer. Like, a warhammer, not a nailing things together one. I'm not so sure I can pick it up, but I'm gonna give it a shot here in a little while.

Anyone want to take bets on if I can?

I got back from the eye doctor and found a...sort of zebra in my kitchen. She's beautiful and wild and she seems to want to stay with me instead of being free. I can't quite get her to stay in the barn with the other animals. She keeps finding a way back inside, and told me, in no uncertain terms that I was NOT to put her outside again or she would zap me with lightning since she seems to do that too.

...Uh...weird, right? even for Westview?

Hey... are you guys free for dinner tomorrow?

Anyone want to come to the animal shelter? We've got some animals that need homes.

Got a few puppies, someone dropped them off. They're damn cute.

Who:Lance and YOU (Ota to anyone, multiple threads welcome)
What:News!Pranks? Who knows!
When:Late afternoon
Where: Town square
Rating:OTA but likely low.

( I won't tell you that I love you just to hug you )

Gave notice at the hardware store. It feels good. I don't know what's next though.

[private to Nolan]
Does Quackers have a home yet?

So I was doing my afternoon side jobs, and I forgot the egg hunt was today. The pink one I found was pretty, I guess. But then I looked up and he was there. It was kind of like the sun being in your eyes, except it uh, means something you know?

Did I acidentally breathe in too many surgery fumes at the spay and neuter clinic because I swear on everything that the bunnies at the park are getting...massive. I mean, I did my time in the 4H and went through plenty of the rabbit buildings while I waited for my goats to get judged at the fair, and I've had classes focused just on small animal biology and...

This isn't normal. Also, uh, I'm PRETTY sure gestation isn't fifteen minutes. Just a thought. We're pretty sure there'll be in influx in adoptable bunnies in a month or so when people decide not to keep the cute ones they got their kids for easter so even more of them...it's not great is what it is.

BUT, to whoever sent the little yellow egg with the tiny Norse pendant in it, uh thanks? That's...Thor's hammer, right? I know he liked goats a lot, like me, but...mostly some Pagans wear it? ...I'm not exactly Pagan. I'm not exactly ANYTHING, really.

I mean, I went to church with my grandma a couple times, but...


Anybody know what's going on? With either thing? Thoughts would help.

I don't mind, really, when people bring us strays or animals they've found, really. It's better than leaving them in the woods or on the street or somewhere far worse. I'd rather us than that. But the thing about leaving animals at the vet's office is that I wind up with a LOT of baby animals who need new homes in a relatively short space of time.

...Does anybody want a ginger or grey tiger stripped kitten? Or a dalamation puppy? Or a duck?

There's eight of the first to choose from, boys and girls, with different white patterns to break up the stripey bits, two puppies, both girls, and the one duck, who I THINK might have been from a 'present' last easter, but he seems content enough for the moment until the sanctuary lady is able to come out and assess him in a few days.

Do let me know and we can make the arrangements for you to come and visit.

Nolan Donner, for those of you who I haven't met, uh Town Vet, which is blaringly obvious. I'm pretty sure I'll know all of your pets' favorite treats soon, if nothing else.