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If we sink the boat do you think we'll all die and start over or will it rebuild itself and toss us back into rooms?

Well, that party was so much FUN. Especially with what we ended up doing together. ;)

Happy birthday to me.

Patrick ---> Padraig --->Paddy

Patricia--->Patty

Sure as fuck's not Saint Patricia's Day.

Keep it in your back pocket while you're at the pubs today, yeah?

Have a good one.

-One Irritated Irishman.

A rather last minute question and request, I am afraid, as Monday is ideal, but I’ve long run through my personal stores, and require it soon. “Soon” as in as soon as you could make it, though no one is dying without it…

Might anyone here have a bit of spare wolfsbane or aconite? Powdered would be ideal, but I can extract from the plant itself if need be. The equivalent of a few grains would be enough, but I AM willing to buy, or even barter for more. Do leave a message if you are interested in a sale or swap?

Happy birthday, old me. How old are we now?

All this time at sea, and not a single iceburg in sight.

Boring

Who: EVERYONE
What: A Valentine’s Day Party
Where: One of the larger more central dining areas/bar of the ship
When: Backdated to Feb 14
Rating/Warning: TBD

No one really knows who organized it. The invitations were slipped beneath every door early Friday morning, written in big red foil letters and inviting every passenger to the large, centrally located, dining hall. Once they walk in they’ll notice that the dining hall seems a little… bigger? The tables have been pushed to the side to allow the space for a dance floor, where hearts fall lazily from the ceiling by some sort of illusionary magic. Whoever put things together, obviously, called in a few favors from the magical cabin both to expand the size of the room and to help with decorations.

Soft music plays from some unseen overhead speakers at the perfect volume. It’s low enough to hold a conversation but loud enough that it won’t feel weird to dance to. There’s a buffet set up, featuring the ship’s usual fare and a few fancier offerings (like a chocolate fountain for dipping various fruits or desserts that can be skewered). A bar is also, obviously, set up. As always, the food and drinks are free but the bar will still card and make sure everyone who decides to drink is legally allowed to drink.

In a further corner, tables are set up for a speed dating event to get the ship’s singles out and meeting each other in hopes of making a love connection. No one is required to participate but the option is there for the more awkward people who wouldn’t know how to start a conversation or even how to go about meeting someone.

[I’m just going to set up an ooc sub-thread in case you just want to tell us who came and who with or if they came alone and one for speed dating in case any singles want to participate in that. Beyond that, have fun. Dance, flirt, mingle. The party isn’t set up for adult situations but I’m not going to police anything here. Just make sure you post the appropriate warnings in a header if you aren’t taking it outside of the thread]

Kinda glad that damn holiday is over with

Medical advice for this holiday season? Condoms. Also, I guess, be careful what you stick in your body.

HAPPY VALENTINES YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

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If you need dramatic valentine sky proposals I'm your guy

Actually if you need valentine anything, I'm also your guy

Ever have one of those dreams where you wake up mad and hurt by someone? You know. The ones where you can't shake that feeling so easily even when you know it was just a dream? What's up with those?

I'm glad Christmas is over. Really. The holiday isn't my favorite for a number of reasons. Being stuck on this ship just made things that much weirder.

Goddamn, that Halloween was SO fun. Especially what we did right after it But now it's Xmas Eve and feeling all kinds of super bored right now. And also very horny. I need to get laid, right now. So would you like to help me with that? Or in more simple terms-- wanna fuck?

I need you all to be honest with me. Would it be in poor taste to throw a little shindig on the day I'm suppose to die in the future?

WHAT ARE YOU GETTING ME SPECIFICALLY FOR CHRISTMAS?

So. The holidays at sea just seem weird. Do people actually go on, you know, normal cruises for Christmas or whatever? Doesn't feel very festive. Should I draw a tree for the room? I mean. It'll be sad but Christmas-y, right?

If we die on this boat, think anyone'll find it?