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...Anyone here speak romani?

Apparently*I* speak it when I'm having bizarre nightmares about what I think is the near future. Now, I've no idea where THAT came from, mind you.

I need a drink.

This is incredibly stressful. My clothes don't fit me proper, my hair is much longer, and Alucard is very handsome this will make a business exchange difficult seeing as I don't look like myself.

Well now. That was cute. Hilarious, as well.

Now that I'm thoroughly amused-

Integra? Master?

Not only is it incredibly frustrating to be unable to leave, but I have to sleep next to a vampire man I'm not married to. When is the last time he even fed

This town has just been one gigantic dream that I've awoken from.

And to think, I was under the impression I was married to

From here out, please don't refer to me as Irene. My name is Integra.

...

We have a bat and a dog in our house who are semi-behaved.

Is this karma for not wanting children?

It's just registered to me that the dorms are closing over the summer, as in SOON, and we have to be out of here soon. Not only does that involve cleaning out all of our accumulated...stuff, but it also means that we have nowhere to go as far as my roommate and I are concerned and...


We really ought to have planned this thing out better but...does anyone need housesitters? Very cheap flatmates? A rentboy and... perhaps Ambrose could be a kitchen boy? Or some sort of serf?

Or...something. We're broke and desperate but...anyone?

HELP!

I fell this morning and... Well, they said I hit my head extremely hard. There was some blood, apparently but I'm having trouble remembering anything. My name is Irene Harwood-Stroker, I have a husband named Arthur, and I am a business woman.

Why does none of that feel right?

I'm still so embarrassed by what I said...

Let it be known my husband is the only man for me. Our postal worker that delivers mail is quite kind but not attractive.

I can't help that the mailman is better looking than my husband, who is apparently on a rampage now!

I do wish we would have chosen somewhere with a beach. But I suppose the weather here has been so nice that I shouldn't complain.

Also, dinner suggestions? My husband is quite picky and I wanted to surprise him.