Welcome to Westview!

Its not my fault-

They just showed up, pretty basket and all

how the feck was I supposed to no to a pretty little-

Feeling a thousand percent today, lads. Lets see what they day brings, aye?

Things I know: There was a lass in my bed when I woke up. I have a...weird one way walkie talkie next to my bed. It keeps going off with codes I think I'm supposed to know. There were handcuffs on my headboard. I'm terrible at making breakfast.

Things I don't know: My name. The lasses name. Where I am. Why I have this clunky walkie talkie machine. Where I am. How to make Breakfast properly.

Is anyone else missing their entire life too?

Remember to keep your pressies safe this holiday season, citizens. Also we really don't want to haul you in, don't steal, or we will find ye.

Avaline
Anything you want fer the holidays? Love you

Who:Bruce and Avaline
Where: Restaurant and around town
What:Dinner, flirting, and probably cutes
When:Evening
Rating:TBD but will update if need be

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Lot less criminals since I started 'ere. S'a good thing. You lot should keep it that way.

Feck me my ex woul' stir up a bleedin' ruckus even as a bleedin' spirit wouldn' she? Even now, nagging in me ear about Shacking up with another lassmy shitehole of an apartment and me new mates. Christ sake any of ye lot managed to get rid of 'em yet?

This has been a uh. Interesting week.

Low crime rates at the very least. Lets keep it that way

Who: Aveline and Bruce, probably others in passing as we need them to be present (ie, npc staffs, maybe Isabela at the bar,etc)
When: April 21st-23rd
Where: Various Locations in and around Westview and maybe some new places.
What: Bruce's Birthday Weekend!
Rating: High for romantic fun of a carnal nature, most likely.
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...Is this the bleeding afterlife then? I expected hell, honestly.

Avaline
I'm guessing you saw the wee lad then

What the feck are we gonna do?

Well, my morning started off with a bleeding surprise. Take it you lot are having the same bleeding problems?

Its only mid-week and I already need a bleedin' pint or five

So far were getting no bleeding where

Avaline
Fancy skipping the idiot holiday and celebrate the real way?

You lot complain now, but once we suss out the real criminal in all of this ye'll thank us.

Another bleeding holiday around the corner. Let it be known we'll be keeping an eye out for vandals these next few days, in case any of you sprogs are thinking about defiling places

...Anyone here speak romani?

Apparently*I* speak it when I'm having bizarre nightmares about what I think is the near future. Now, I've no idea where THAT came from, mind you.

I need a drink.

This is AMAZING.

Yesterday at the pet shop, whilst I longingly stared at the animal shelter's featured adoptees wishing I could bring one home, they started TALKING to me. Today, as I snuck closer to the carnival animals than customers are meant to do, wishing I could pet one, so did the horses.

I don't quite know if I've gone mad or not, but this is brilliant!

Of all the artefacts I have done work around, templar plots I have witnessed, and magical oddities from the bayou I have witnessed, there is nothing that comes close to THIS.

Most curious.

Rest assured we are still actively exhausting every lead we have for the missing sprogs.

Eva
How'd you enjoy your first actual outing, lass?

Not having any leads on this case does put a bit of frustration in everyones sails

Eva
Fancy a couple patrols? Check in on a few tips?