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I'm not going to re Was anyone really surprised by how badly I screwed up? I kinda feel like that's just me. Roy Harper, screw up.

She's gone. Rose Elizabeth is really gone. I wanted more time. It almost feels like a cruel joke to have her taken away after such a short time. She made me smile and laugh in ways I never thought I would again. I guess I should consider myself lucky. For a little while I got to be a father again. It just hurts right now.

This would be the perfect opportunity for an "I lived, bitch" hospital selfie if I had anyone to send this to but myself.

Town's acting weird again. I guess. People are getting babies but ours is still-

I need something much much stronger than a drink. And preferably lots of it.

So who wants to go a bar

So Quentin and I are doing the adult Easter egg hunt. Anyone else planning on taking part? Seems fun and there's two eggs with money. That's incentive. Though I think after I will treat myself to some chocolate. A nice big bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs.

Ugh. Just Bleh. Not cool, magic. I already had a problem with holes in my memory. I'm just glad they all came back at once this time.

Everyone's already posting about their relationships and lost memories so I'm going to post about something else.

Did you guys know they make alcoholic ice cream?

I've already seen the posts going up but are we sure we can't just skip this holiday?

How do people deal with being alone?

I need a drink. Maybe something harder.

Um... when did Bruce grow up?

So... it's probably safe to say that whatever crazy was going on is over, right? Like. Things are back to normal?

So I still get to co-parent a toddler and an infant?

THE FUCKING CONSEQUENCES OF MY DRUNKEN ACTIONS ARE HERE TO EAT ME!!! TELL JAYBIRD... you know what? He knows. Probably. Sorta.

EDIT 1: FALSE ALARM. He's a ghost. It's FINE. I think. Probably.

EDIT 2: Can ghosts eat people? Asking for a friend.

EDIT 3: Can you die from disappointment?

Everyone's kind of freaking out over here and Jaybird and I are just, you know, thriving. Living our best lives. A toddler and a little ginger baby with resting bitch face. Sleep is officially for the weak.

You guys have no idea how glad I am to be back to myself.

So. Awhile back someone mentioned something about kids? A baby specifically? I didn't answer back then because it would've looked weird but I think a majority of us have toddlers. It also looks like a number of us are single or formerly single dads or formerly dads.

I also have a few numbers for babysitters you can look into.

Who: Roy Harper and Jason Todd
Where: Their place
When: Morning, July 4th
What: More plot shenanigans. Roy is young. Jason is old.
Rating/Warning: Low-ish. They might swear but that's about it

( I have freckles again and I hate it. )

Weighed the options, looked at the very real paperwork. Doesn't really make sense to get divorced.

My mother is asking me to invest in a candle business. Candles. It's worse than the bakery.

Meanwhile, pretty sure Richard is having a mid-life crisis.

Lien, apparently, hates change. She had a meltdown when all of this began and she's having a meltdown now that it's over.

Anyone else have a toddler? How did they take to suddenly having a stranger attached to you? How are they handling it now that your partner is gone?

This is all some sort of joke, right? The fake name, Jaybird marrying me, and now I'm stuck to some guy I don't know. I hope he likes kids because, apparently, I have a daughter. I don't even remember having a daughter.

All of that can be laughed at and looked over. I don't like having my memories messed with because it's already a mess in there but there's one thing I can't really overlook. WHO LET FAKE ME WORK IN A BAR?

Did anyone else see that brand new nightclub that opened? I'm definitely making husband-face take me there this weekend. I'll spazz about Thanksgiving after the hangover.