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Everyone's kind of freaking out over here and Jaybird and I are just, you know, thriving. Living our best lives. A toddler and a little ginger baby with resting bitch face. Sleep is officially for the weak.

So how are we getting rid of these things?

[Batfam and DC Heroes]

What are we doing to put a stop to this? I'm hoping one of you has a plan since you all seem to be more experienced.

Who: Roy Harper and Jason Todd
Where: Their place
When: Morning, July 4th
What: More plot shenanigans. Roy is young. Jason is old.
Rating/Warning: Low-ish. They might swear but that's about it

( I have freckles again and I hate it. )

Weighed the options, looked at the very real paperwork. Doesn't really make sense to get divorced.

This would be less weird if Kori was here. And I'd rather have Bruce over these fake parents.

My mother is asking me to invest in a candle business. Candles. It's worse than the bakery.

Meanwhile, pretty sure Richard is having a mid-life crisis.

So, possible moral dilemma here. Or definite?

Anyway... say you have this friend who you really care about and probably love. So, that friend sort of dumps you for reasons you can only guess at. I mean, no hate. You get it. You're, honestly, surprised it didn't happen sooner.

Now say you wake up one morning married to that friend. It's great and he's great and he's really good with the kid you don't remember having. What do you do? Do you leave because this situation isn't fair to him?

The current plans involves lots of alcohol and drugs because AA isn't helping.

That helmet I got at Christmas is finally coming off the mantle. It felt like it was staring at me all day.

All the pie is mine!!!

Office mishaps that ruin your clothes and burn your skin are the worst. At least if it scars, it'll look cool.

Did anyone else see that brand new nightclub that opened? I'm definitely making husband-face take me there this weekend. I'll spazz about Thanksgiving after the hangover.

I'm sorry that

Well, Halloween was interesting. I guess this means my living arrangements will be changing again. I should probably find a job, too

I had a really weird dream. There were bugs. :(

I only came back because I got dragged, honestly.

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