Welcome to Westview!

Well, now I know what living as a woman is like...

Oh no. This is different.

Hey, uh, so this is going to sound, well, not weird for HERE so much as a little weird, but mostly concerning.

So I think I just saw a murder in the park. It involved a kid RIPPING SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF THEIR SHOULDERS looking all spaced out and muttering about "muppets".

It all seemed weirdly like something I've seen before but I'm not sure WHERE I would have. I want to help but I'm really worried about making it worse. He might need to get talked down. Who do I call for that?

Funny. I don't remember being kidnapped recently.

I'm terrible at sharing in so many ways but here - Halloween is my favorite holiday.

[Adam]
Any plans?

Suddenly can't have enough to eat.

Well, this is a problem.

I'm a free man again. They hold you longer when they think you're being a smart ass, even though I used to work there.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't love this. Everyone needs to sit down, enjoy the weird, have a drink and hell - get weirder.

Congratulations, Westview. I didn't think I could age either way.
My mom's happy though, so I guess that's good.

Who: Adam Milligan and Damon Salvatore (Stefan is probs lurking around, too)
Where: The Salvatore Boarding House
When: Monday morning, July 4
What: Plot shenanigans! Adam is a girl. Life is bad.
Rating/Warning: TBD. I want to say low but they could surprise us!

( The night had been a comfortable one and he'd expected much of the same the next day. That had been a mistake )

How did I just now notice our family home is here?

[Stefan]
I'm moving in and bringing Adam with me.

Oh brother, come out of hiding so we can get late dinner. I bet you're starving.

Bored

What the fuck was that?

Not only am I having the WEIRDEST thoughts today, but I swore I saw Stefan in town.

[Adam]
Is it weird if I swear I've fallen in a freaky hole with you? But I definitely haven't.

What am I supposed to do with this I'm not even sure what it is

Just realized I didn't get caught under any mistletoe. Bummer.

To snack or not to snack. It's a dangerous question.

Alright, look, I'm just going to say it - next person that lays a finger on Luke who isn't his cat or me? I'm ripping limbs off. Promise.

And don't think I'm kidding.

Those robots break easily if anyone is wondering.