This is incredibly stressful. My clothes don't fit me proper, my hair is much longer, and Alucard is very handsome this will make a business exchange difficult seeing as I don't look like myself.
I fell this morning and... Well, they said I hit my head extremely hard. There was some blood, apparently but I'm having trouble remembering anything. My name is Irene Harwood-Stroker, I have a husband named Arthur, and I am a business woman.
So during our morning outing, my now not-so loving wife suddenly decided our mailman was her new paramour. That would be the worst of it, except now I'm suddenly able to lift things even a normal angry man couldn't?
This whole day is very strange. And no alcohol in the world could calm me down right now.