Welcome to Westview!

Really can't believe we're doing this again.

[Batfam + Clarks (all of them)]

This is going to end up being public knowledge sooner or later but I wanted you all to hear it from me first. I'm married. I would really like you all to meet her.

I'm not sure why I'm wearing glasses. I can see just fine without them.

Also, um, I broke my bathroom door?

Who: Sam and Open (superheroes would be welcome)
When: December 21st
Where: the park and downtown Westview
What: a triggered superhero teen with super strength and super hallucinations, who is used to being on the run is making his way through Westview and has killed a couple NPCs. Have fun with that. Maybe get him a few tranquilizer darts.

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Hey, uh, so this is going to sound, well, not weird for HERE so much as a little weird, but mostly concerning.

So I think I just saw a murder in the park. It involved a kid RIPPING SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF THEIR SHOULDERS looking all spaced out and muttering about "muppets".

It all seemed weirdly like something I've seen before but I'm not sure WHERE I would have. I want to help but I'm really worried about making it worse. He might need to get talked down. Who do I call for that?

Where are Alfred and Clark when you need them? I haven't been here for very long and this place has already been a lot.

I didn't DO this! And, if I did, it was an accident, I swear!

Rip is going to kill me.

I'm dead. I'm SO dead.

Okay so...really quick question - would anyone like to help me dispose of a possible bomb? I've disarmed it but it needs to be taken apart and the pieces should be dispersed.

[Zadkiel]
Could you keep Jessica occupied while I do this? I got worried she'd get curious. And she's been talking about you.

I'm doing the Halloween thing on Tuesday but first - I'm going to need some heroes to volunteer to give out candy. You can't all be busy. It's for the local kids.

Heroes

WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR MY BIRTHDAY????

O.....kay. I love mysteries as much as the next guy but uh, low blow taking me while I was asleep.

Bat/hero filter
Bruce? Babs?

Anyone out there?

There is an odd unspoken comfort in being able to go outside of this town finally.

I won't stray far. After all, who will protect you from the real monsters, beloved Westview.

Who: Any and every adult in Westview.
What: Adult Halloween!
Where: The Xavier-Lensherr Household
When: Backdated to October 31 at 7:30 p.m.
Rating/Warning: TBD? It probably won't be as rowdy as a teen party but...

( Hide your kids. This cannot be unseen. It's naked, wasted, grown-up Halloween )

Well, this could potentially make work a bit awkward.

Things at the circus feel really tense right now. There's a constant police presence that I understand. A kid disappeared. They're looking for clues and keeping our patrons safe. It just makes things feel so off.

I can't describe how much I've missed flying.

[Private to Bruce and Clark]

How long have the two of you been awake? Is anyone else from the League here? Specifically Ollie but I'll take Barry. I'm not picky. Ollie's kid is just having an early mid-life crisis or something.

Police officers aren't supposed to spend this much time around news reporters.

ALIENS?!

Okay. That was a lot of information. So... Is anyone here named Kal-El?

Special News report about these strange machete murderer at 6, folks! Might wanna keep your eyes peeled in the meantime.