War Is Coming Communications.

Someone want to fill me in on what's going on here?

Okay. Can we just take a second to talk about reality television? I can't decide if I love it or hate it, but either way I can't stop watching it for the life of me.

So, in an attempt to save myself from the reality television and ice cream binge eating super combo, I'm heading out on patrol. Who knows what the creepy crawlies get up to on Friday the 13th.

That was stupid.

And people say it was an angel, well that doesn't surprise me. I guess they're the same in every world. I thought you people were fighting a War

So.

I just ran into a wall with my face. Do you know why I ran into a wall with my face? I ran into a wall with my FACE because a wall was not supposed to be there in the first place.

That leads us straight into the Question of the Day:

Why does Kansas suck so much?

Why am I here? And where are all the important things and why can't I call anyone and why is everyone missing and why is everyone staring at me and why is the year wrong and howdoIleaveIcanleaveright?

If dropping me in some unfamiliar town without a properly functioning cell phone is someone's idea of a joke, I'm here to let you know: Not funny, okay? I have important things to do at home, so...Paige? If you can see this, ORB ME HOME!

Is this some strange, parallel world where there are no Elders or Whitelighters anymore? Prue, Piper, Phoebe? Are any of you here?

Took a little trip to New York. Turns out their pizza is as good as they claim. And Chicago too, apparently. But I'm more of a steak type connoisseur I'll be back in Lawrence soon, may be interested in trying some of those classes. I may also be looking into a job as well, temporarily.

Also, I'd like to make an offer. One of my abilities is in the area of teleportation. If you're stranded somewhere, if your car breaks down or for whatever reason. If arrivals need to be brought quickly at the complex, per their request. Or after a party, if someone isn't in a good condition to drive back safely? I can help with that, only takes a few seconds to go from one place to another. Just let me know and I'll be there help out when the need arises.

Do you know who I am.

Christy Jenkins. They called me the Key

Where am I? Who did this. Dumain! I need some helo. I need to get back to my sister. She needs me
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Okay so I found a place for the magic shop and I'm currently in the process of getting a loan.

Except I still need a name for said magic shop.

Suggestions?

I don't care about the lookalike people. It'll get fixed and if they come near me I'll set them on fire.

That goes for anyone that tries to hurt me. Or my sister. And there are lots of diffrent kinds of hurt.

So how do we plan this date? Do I have to do anything?

I want to go on a date.

Other people get to. Someone take me on one.

[ooc: Christy. Is special. Go with it :p]

I spent the morning going to nurseries around here to see if any of them are hiring. Thankfully, one of them was extremely understaffed, so I get to start at Sunrise Garden Center tomorrow. I suppose this is one of the times where I can actually be glad that it's a good thing most people aren't too interested in plants.

It's too bad most of the ones here aren't as interesting as the ones back home.

If anyone needs wine openers...we've totally got you covered. We can start leasing them out, I think we must have a dozen of them in this place.

I walked into work to find my boss spinning around the room burning something that smelled pretty nasty and chanting. Apparently she was purging the store of demons. Comical.

On the plus side she said she was closing shop down to continue the purging, so I could take a paid days leave. So she chanted gibberish all day, and I bought new shoes. Fair deal, right? Right.

Santa just asked me to give him a blowjob.

I need a drink.

I really hope someone, anyone, finds out who did this. Want to break and destroy things, choke them It's not right.. manipulating us that way. Giving us fake memories. Giving us family and then taking it away. Like it's goddamn tease The only time I'd be that close to actually having a real family Felt so real, remember feeling it, a whole life of memories, complete with words, events, feelings, people and places. Two parents, a brother, two sisters. And a newborn boy. And then now it's like, Oops, nope it's all fake. Sorry! Not even photos left to look at

Didn't even mind the job. Loved it, actually, doing the security thing. Liked the uniform. And the car! 2008 Mustang, fully loaded. The only thing is the memories. I mean, I was an uncle. I literally held the baby in my hands. Looked into his eyes. And now poof, all gone, it suddenly doesn't matter. None of it was real. I really hate being deceived. Time was that there'd be lots of pain for the offending party It's almost like how it was back home again, I don't really have anyone there either. It's just me by myself, nobody else. At least we all survived those ghost attacks, though there were some close calls. Not a fan of rediscovering my abilities though. That was crazy. Least I got more control now that I know what's real again.

( Adam, Christy )