War Is Coming Communications.

Arguing was not the first thing I planned to do today. Nik apparently had other ideas.

[Caroline]
Talked him into it, did you?

[Bo D.]
What did you do, exactly. How did you get through to him that day. He acts like
Maybe you're
I don't
You're not even family I don't underst

[Close friends]
Family is incredibly infuriating sometimes.

So healery types? Anyone got a spare fix up my arm.

Only I kinda need it for the mesmering and if there's another fight you're gonna want the Dark Fae on form trust me. 

PS: I know its whining over a tiny injury but its mine and its the second bloody time inside a year and fix it so that I can return to my usual state of utter amazing

[Vex | Kenzi | Bo]

Never thought I'd have to do this but can there be a system in place where we warn each other if we're gonna do something crazy and potentially suicidal? 

You two will actually be the death of me.

...I deeply resent that you made me care. Clearly this means you need to buy me gin. Get Bombay Sapphire in

[Texts to Klaus]
» Hey, it's Bo.
» I hope you don't mind that I used my mad skills to get your number.
» I just wanted to see how you were doing.
» If you're anything other than ridiculously happy at getting Caroling back, you and I need to have another long talk.
» But, seriously. How are you doing?

So I did a thing that could've gotten me killed but instead it got a certain crazy Hybrid we all know to apparently think about the insanity he was causing and I need to be where Stefan Salvatore is right the fuck now. So, someone talk to me.

[Friends + Zee's House of Fairytales]
Heyyy, sorry I haven't been around much today, I did a thing. And I'm on my way to Rebekah & Stefan to hopef theoretic cure him. Be back in time for dinner?

I am going to echo what my brother and sister have repeatedly said only once. I detest repeating myself and I have absolutely no use for those who are too stupid to use their brains:

Leave. Niklaus. Alone.

He's hurting right now, he's lashing out and he's making threats.

Do you honestly think we are going to let our brother go on a rampage and give you cause to take him out as you would all love to do? Of course not. We have this under control. WE are handling it and WE will make sure that Niklaus doesn't harm anyone else.

However: If you continue to push his buttons? If you continue to provoke him? It will be me you need to be worried about because I WILL come after you and I will rip you to shreds.

Have I made myself perfectly clear? Or do I need to demonstrate what I'm capable of.

Just. Ignore. Niklaus.

Oh god, he's bitten him, he's bitten Stefan and now he won't

Niklaus, please, god, please, don't let him die, I'll do anything, whatever you want, I swear it. Just please don't kill him, I'm begging you.

I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing right now.

Okay, using what I could of Rose's funds, I've booked some hotel rooms for the next four days at a number of hotels/motels around town. It's not a lot of rooms, but its something and since the Complex is obviously a no-live zone, I figure having space for people to live would be a good idea.

Let me know if you want to claim a room. We're probably going to be trying for more than one person in a room.

( Roooms )

Okay, this is going to sound very much like a broken record, but I could use a little help here.

Third floor of the complex. I fell and I think my leg is broken. I can heal it, but I need a donor. That's the only way I can think to put it at this point.

New camp August 31-September 7. Speak up if you want in.

Also got two new hunts to offer to those who are interested.

How's job hunting going for you?

We're still on for tonight, yeah?

Think you two could be a bit more careful with your filtering? Trying to explain to a four year-old what you guys got up to because she can read Bo filters was not my idea of a pleasant day. I made up so many lame stories the truth would've been easier.

Someday we should do that again.

So, hi everyone. I'm Bo, recently new resident to your fair city. And I, unfortunately, have something of a problem. Being as everything is pretty much out in the open here, I thought that this would be the easiest way to get this done.

I'm a Succubus. Where I come from, it's a species of fae. And what that means is that in order to survive, I need more than just food and water. I have to feed on a person's chi. The easiest way to generate this chi is through a sexual encounter, but it's not the only way.

Now, the reason I'm posting is because it's been a while since I last fed. If I don't feed again soon, I can't guarantee anyone's safety and that is the absolute last thing in the world that I want. Ideally, I'd like to strike a deal with someone (or someones) where we can make a trade. You help me out, and I'll help you out. I have extensive weapons and hand-to-hand experience and training, so that's definitely on the table. I'm a fair to middling cook, a little bit under that with housekeeping, but I'm willing to trade those services as well. Pretty much anything you can think of, though.

I don't think I could possibly make this post any more awkward than it already is, so I think I'm going to leave it at that.

Heads up, Lawrence - we might have a new and exciting round of fugly evil shit coming our way.

Not sure how serious a threat it is overall, yet, we've only got one dead we can connect to it, but it sure as hell wasn't a normal non-supernatural death, and one death is more than enough to be on the list of 'do not want', so everybody keep your eyes peeled, and be extra careful. Bring a gun with you, or someone who can use one, if you go out, especially at night.

[Jules]

I'm sorry. We'll get it. Promise.

Let me know as soon as they've got the results, okay? You do your by the books thing, I'll start on the hunting the fuglies thing, and when this is over, I'm calling weekend getaway.

[Family/Friends, sans Jules for sensitivity reasons]

Juliet's partner, guy who went missing? We found him. He was chewed on pretty damn bad. No EMF, and I didn't get any sulfur, either.

Jules doesn't want me impersonating an officer, so I can't get close enough to Juliet's gonna get us more information as soon as they know more / get an autopsy done, but, for now, we're running on "lots of teeth" and "there were leftovers" for clues.

[Sam]

Wanna come with me tonight, see if we can't pick up a trail or get a clue or something?

Claudia.
CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDIA.
CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

You've been holding out on me.

According to Peter, you are currently in possession of a magical robot named Sprocket. This magical robot is a cleaning robot. It cleans things, Claudia. As in things that are dirty.

Wanna know what's dirty? My apartment.
Wanna know who doesn't want to clean it? Yep. That's right. Moi.

I think you and I are due for a very serious conversation.

I just wanted to thank everyone again who came out and helped chaperone today. It would not have gone as smoothly as it did without all of you. And the kids who went were really excited about it. So thank you for letting us make this opportunity a reality for them.

Grease viewing tomorrow at the same ranch!

Sock hop friday at Rose’s center.

Talent show at Rose’s center on Saturday.

Laser tag on Sunday. If you want to join up let me know so I can add you to the battle rosters.

[Klaus]
Am I supposed to wait for your cal
I don’t even know what we’re
This is so awkwar
I should probably just wai
It is the 21st century I can make a move if I want

Do you want to get actual drinks this time after laser tag? As opposed to the flavored water we had last time. Which was good, but you know, real drinks would be better.

You know, I'm all for surprise trips, but I was in the middle of a bath. Literally in the middle of one. As in, leg is half-shaven.

So, yeah. Whomever zapped me here? You can zap me back.

Any time now.