No evil and no one under 18.
So, hi everyone. I'm Bo, recently new resident to your fair city. And I, unfortunately, have something of a problem. Being as everything is pretty much out in the open here, I thought that this would be the easiest way to get this done.
I'm a Succubus. Where I come from, it's a species of fae. And what that means is that in order to survive, I need more than just food and water. I have to feed on a person's chi. The easiest way to generate this chi is through a sexual encounter, but it's not the only way.
Now, the reason I'm posting is because it's been a while since I last fed. If I don't feed again soon, I can't guarantee anyone's safety and that is the absolute last thing in the world that I want. Ideally, I'd like to strike a deal with someone (or someones) where we can make a trade. You help me out, and I'll help you out. I have extensive weapons and hand-to-hand experience and training, so that's definitely on the table. I'm a fair to middling cook, a little bit under that with housekeeping, but I'm willing to trade those services as well. Pretty much anything you can think of, though.
I don't think I could possibly make this post any more awkward than it already is, so I think I'm going to leave it at that.