War Is Coming Communications.

Here I thought this was all a really weird dream. What happened to the apartment complex? Either I forgot the way or it's gone.

Just so you know, Rebekah is going on a hunt.
By herself.
Since she's still not talking to you because you're an ass I get to inform you.
I'm going over to hang out with Matt for a few hours. No stalking.

[Matty]
We're going for ice cream again because I need non-family drama time. And also just want you time. But this time lets make rootbeer floats but with alcohol in them.

[Filtered to friends/family: not Nik]

Well, this is an utterly charming Friday.

[Filtered to Stefan Salvatore]

Tell me I'm the one you want to be with, not Elena, not Katherine, me. Promise me you're not playing some long game against me, you're not trying to make me vulnerable, kill me and my family. Please, Stefan.

[Filtered to Lucifer]

And what, exactly, did you hope to achieve with this?

ETA: [Filtered to Bobby Singer]

I need a hunt. I need to kill something rather violently, I don't want to deal with a partner, I don't want to be slowed down, just give me something vicious I can rip apart.

Please.

Can anyone make a truth telling spell to use on Lord Harry?

I know its done in like the world of Harry Potter because they used it in one of the books. I cannot remember which right now, but I think it was on Cho? Maybe? I haven't read the books in years. Plus it seems rude to do it now with you guys being here.

But anyone?

[Matt Donovan]
Still think you're hallucinating?

How much did I drink last night man? Because I'm still drunk and now I'm hallucinating.

Right, so coming back from the dead does that make me a zombie vampire? Because I don’t feel an urge to eat brains, but you know, maybe I’m like a unique zombie?

Anyway, hi? Anyone want to fill a girl in on what’s been happening? I was filled in on a little but I figure people leave stuff out and I don't really know what's been happening except its so not Wednesday anymore.

[Stefan and Rebekah]
I want to see both of you with my own eyes so I know you’re both alive--undead--you know what I mean.

You are, right?

I am going to echo what my brother and sister have repeatedly said only once. I detest repeating myself and I have absolutely no use for those who are too stupid to use their brains:

Leave. Niklaus. Alone.

He's hurting right now, he's lashing out and he's making threats.

Do you honestly think we are going to let our brother go on a rampage and give you cause to take him out as you would all love to do? Of course not. We have this under control. WE are handling it and WE will make sure that Niklaus doesn't harm anyone else.

However: If you continue to push his buttons? If you continue to provoke him? It will be me you need to be worried about because I WILL come after you and I will rip you to shreds.

Have I made myself perfectly clear? Or do I need to demonstrate what I'm capable of.

Just. Ignore. Niklaus.

Do you really think this is what Caroline would want? Because I guarantee you it's not.

Oh god, he's bitten him, he's bitten Stefan and now he won't

Niklaus, please, god, please, don't let him die, I'll do anything, whatever you want, I swear it. Just please don't kill him, I'm begging you.

Okay, using what I could of Rose's funds, I've booked some hotel rooms for the next four days at a number of hotels/motels around town. It's not a lot of rooms, but its something and since the Complex is obviously a no-live zone, I figure having space for people to live would be a good idea.

Let me know if you want to claim a room. We're probably going to be trying for more than one person in a room.

( Roooms )

My sister said it on the girl's post. But i'm letting you all know. stay the fuck away from 507. We'll handle it. Don't talk to Nik. Don't argue with him. Don't fucking look at him. We have this.

[Caroline's friends (still no Nik)]
Caroline is gone. The explosion at the complex, wood shard, you can put it together.

I know there are people wth powers round here. Can anyone make it rain?

Vicki's trapped under rubble and I can't get her out because of the fucking sun and I can't --

I'm bored. This arrangement just isn't working for me. Can we try the one where I'm not on complete lockdown?

I found Kol. Exorcised the demon in him.

He's turned his emotions off.

If your brother calls me your toy or little pet again can I hurt him? Because I am done playing nice right now.

[Matty]
Please say you'll come and get really drunk with me.

icant
I'm



whoever did this[links to the news stories about the orphanage!] is going to die a slow death when I find them.

You guys someone just burned down the fucking orphanage. Look, it's fucking all over the news [Have links!]

Don't take this the wrong way. But your brother? Is an asshole.

[Jeremy]

[Matt]
Hey. Any idea why I'd get a picture of that Anna chick and the words 'who would he choose?'??

[Text to Jeremy]
✉ You do love me, right?


[Text to Kol]
✉ Should we talk about
✉ You know that didn't mean anything righ
✉ I love Jer
✉ You didn't send me a picture right?

Do you ever feel guilt for it?

[Jeremy]
It was really easy for you, you know. Killing. I wonder what that says about you.

[Elijah]
And how is our dear old Kitty Kat?