War Is Coming Communications.

Sooo now that school's out and stuff for the last couple weeks, I've been doing driving lessons, just like Daddy promised. Driving is kinda weird, ngl, but it's SO not as hard as they make it look in movies and stuff. Like...why do they do that? I mean, I get that they over-dramatize stuff and everything but the startstopstarstop thing you see in first time drivers in movies is kinda ridic!

I think a beach is in order soon. Dad, lookin' atchu.

[Mikaelsons]
So, while everyone else seems to be busy jumping down your throats for reacting, I'm gonna ask the stupid question I already know the answer to: Are you okay? What can I do? Anything, just let me know

[My assumptions re: school/summer start times are as of this schedule! No clue if it's right but lolol going by it!]

So. People who have to face their killers day in and day out here. Other than having highly better morals than I do in the first place... how do you deal with that? How the fuck do not just kill them while they sleep? Because advice. It'd be great right about now. Because basically every instinct I have is telling me to go find the bitch and kill her where she stands.

[Crowley & Anna]
So. Talk to me. Give me something to kill. Distractions. Something.

So. There's a thing. It's a big thing. It's not just one civil war, it's two. There are two civil wars. One in Hell and one in Heaven. Why should you all care, I hear you ask? Well, I'm glad you did, because if the wrong people win, then we get to have Apocalypse: The Sequel. There are still a lot of demon loyalists who want to kill murder death me. And over in the Heaven side of things, we have the fourth of the archangels, Raphael. He's like a mini Michael and wants to free Michael and make that a thing again.

I have a plan. It is a flawless plan, and one I am willing to share with an angel of your choice. Who wants to help?

Thanks to everyone who came to my party yesterday! I hope you all had an awesome time, cause I know I did!

Now, the most important thing: When do those driving lessons start, Daddy?!

[Everyone that came to the party received personally-delivered thank you notes with one party favor box full of various candies!]

Okay, so it's 5 days before my birthday and I'm trying to put everything together. Renting the bouncehouse, getting lanes at the bowling alley for glow bowling reserved, etc... I'm so excited!

Rose, can I use the center or is this too short of notice? Cause I totally get that and maybe I can beg Dad to just bring the party to our back yard. :P

And just saying in case there's any big issues... yes, Mikaelsons are invited. Sorry, but it's my party and they're totally friends. So.

Anyway! Ummm I hope this party is awesome cause I never planned one this big before. Usually just an odd sleepover here and there with like two friends. IDK HOW YOU DO THIS CAROLINE!

Should anyone need me I will be unavailable tonight for the duration of the full.

[Jesse]
How's Hawaii sweetheart?

Can I go to Hawaii for the day? Kon can come get me and bring me home and everything!

I just wanted to say

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

to all the moms, step-moms, adoptive moms, moms-to-be and any other kind of mom I might've missed! You're awesome and amazing!

[Mercy]
And I know you're not my mom, but you're better at it than my real mom even pretends to be. Thanks, Mercy. <3

[she would have found this on her bedside table with a picture of herself, Mercy & herself and Mercy, Jesse & Adam. Because reasons.]

[Daddy]
And I know it's mother's day but you've been better to me than mom ever was so thanks for always being there for me and being amazing, Dad.

And so my countdown begins! 23 days until I turn 16! I have no idea what I'm doing, but it'll be a blast, whatever it is! I'm all ears for ideas.

Is there a "okay, but really, you're too old for that" age cutoff for bounce houses? Because....a bouncehouse would be kinda fun....

On the one hand: Telekinesis is kinda friggin' awesome!

On the other: Uhhhh is there anybody that can help me learn how to, like, control it and stuff? >_>

[Filtered away from evil, heaven, hell, anyone who was in the Cage, anyone with a douchey sense of humour, anyone from this world, anyone closely linked to this world]
[ooc: The last bit of the filter includes people like the Mikaelsons, Rose, Castiel's housemates. Use common sense! Dear god, Becker is being thorough, IDEK!]

Right. So this has gotten a bit out of control.

Sam Winchester ran. Robin and I fulfilled our part for Death and Death was going to restore Sam's soul, complete with a wall in his mind against the damage done by the Cage.

But when those of us who knew about it tried to get him to the location, he bolted.

We need him back. No one from this world can be told about what's going on, that was Death's condition. I can't find him on my own, I need help.

Sooo I was thinking.

Considering I turn 16 at the end of May... I should have some driving lessons, right? Whaddaya say, Daddy?

[Mikaelsons]
Hey, how are you guys? Haven't poked at you in a bit, figured it was time to check in.

[Stiles]
How are you doing lately? Better, I hope?

Jesse, sweetheart, what is going on with your hair?

Uhh, Dad? Mercy? Don't freak out...but we might need a new TV.... I think one of our Elf-y guests got a little arrow-happy. It's okay, I mean, it's just stuff.

(ETA) [Rebekah]
Just dropping you a note to say I know things suck, but I hope you feel better soon and when you do, we should do something together.

[Hermione]
So it's silly and completely unimportant in the grand scheme of everything going on lately, but do you think you could make another batch of that hair potion you made before? Maybe a more permanant one?

I am told this is how one gathers information now and it is not by sorcery. Strange new world indeed.

I am grateful for your assistance Jesse. You have been kind to us.

So, one of the vampires around here, Jess...she offered to heal my broken arm with her blood and everything and I wasn't really sure if that would be a thing you'd be okay with or not. So this is me asking.

[Stiles]
I saw your friend was one of the ones that was brought back. I hope she's okay and that you guys never ever have to go through that again.

How does one prepare and explain to a 10 year old who just arrived here from 1000 years ago the world we live in now? How do I even begin to explain to him what we are without him running away screaming and hating us?

[Allison]

Thank you. I am sincerely grateful you found my brother and were able to help him, Allison. I'm glad you were brought back to life. I am forever in your debt for you helping my brother.

[Mikaelson Family + SO's MINUS Henrik]

I suppose we need to agree on how to go about this. Obviously we don't tell him about what we are right away, but I never even dreamed this was possible so I never even planned how to go about this.

The answers in war are never simple. I believe we can all agree, however, that it is time. We move. Now.

Detroit, Michigan is 801 miles away. Do we have a way to transport an army to this point? As many as are willing to fight with us. The front lines will, of course, take on Lucifer himself. He will be surrounded by supporters attempting to stop what we intend to do, and that is where the others will come in. Exorcise if you can, if there is time, but we may no longer have a choice. When under attack, quick thinking and intelligent decisions need to be made. Self-sacrifice is not an option unless it becomes a requirement.

You all have a part to play in this, and I would prefer to not deal with any bickering or in fighting. We stand together or we do not stand at all. You may choose to trust me or you may hate me, but you will follow or we will lose. And losing is not something I do well.

If you are all ready and willing to stand together to end this once and for all, we leave in forty-eight hours. Find transport and soon. Further strategy information will come, and suggestions will be looked at. I am not unreasonable and any help will be welcomed.

[Sam Winchester]

You, however, tie up your loose ends and go ahead of us. Do what it is you need to do. We will be there as your backup if needed. Jacen will accompany you and distract Lucifer to give you your edge on him.

[Jacen]

Stay in touch. Do what needs to be done and let me know how it's going. If we don't have to move this weak and somewhat pathetic army at all, even better.

Okay, so I've been filled in a bit about this place. I'm Dyson, friend of Bo and Kenzi. And since people seem to be open around here, I'll follow suit. I'm a wolf shifter.

[Filtered to Bobby Singer]

I've been told by Kenzi you're the person to ask about what's going on around here.

You guys better not disappear on me. Ever. You're not allowed, k? Cause I couldn't even. I mean, I'd be in this giant house by myself and everything would be crazy and just... no leaving, k?

[No evil/Lord Harry]
So I have no idea what to do. All these things are building up and up and I'm just over here going to school like everything's normal and cooking for a space captain for some cash here and there. Like, I'm pretty sure that doesn't really help with the Apocalypse stuff. So I'm just curious if there's anything else I can do? Cause I've taken the classes and stuff. But yeah.I'm pretty sure being plain old mundane is kinda boring sometimes.

[Mikaelsons]
How are you guys doing? I haven't talked to any of you in awhile.