War Is Coming Communications.

This is ridiculous
And pointless
Its not even real
But he is still proceeding wrongly in this fake investi

Winchester we need to talk.

Because you seem incapable of following any manner of rules and it remains an eternal wonder to me that you retain your weapons and badge of honour.

How's the TV watching going, kids?

[Filtered to the Television Shows]

How's everyone doing? You figured it out yet?

I deeply dislike this room. Its inefficiant. The television shows only the most pointless drivil and I now suspect Lawrence is undergoing quite the storm.

How do we free ourselves from this room of green.

I never thought I'd hate leprechauns so much. Until one dumped green paint over my head, and now I am green from head to toe.

Now, normally, I really don't mind being covered in paint. I'm an artist, so it comes with the territory. But I do mind having paint dumped on me suddenly without any warning whatsoever.

I need a shower. Or five. SO MUCH PAINT YOU GUYS.

~ Are you alright Torunn?
~ Might we spend some time together this week?

Okay. I'd think that this was actually really cool, if I didn't end up in some creepy graveyard, and not torn suddenly from my home. Still, alternate realities are pretty fascinating regardless.

I guess I should introduce myself. I'm Jane Foster.

So, apparently the deadliest woman in the galaxy, can still be distracted by a dance-off.

I think this deserves mocking. All of the mocking in the universe.

Hello Midgardians! Well met!

Might one of you kindly point me towards SHIELD? I am not sure exactly how we came to be here this time. And I think we disturbed a grave guardian. For that I am sorry.

So. There's a thing. It's a big thing. It's not just one civil war, it's two. There are two civil wars. One in Hell and one in Heaven. Why should you all care, I hear you ask? Well, I'm glad you did, because if the wrong people win, then we get to have Apocalypse: The Sequel. There are still a lot of demon loyalists who want to kill murder death me. And over in the Heaven side of things, we have the fourth of the archangels, Raphael. He's like a mini Michael and wants to free Michael and make that a thing again.

I have a plan. It is a flawless plan, and one I am willing to share with an angel of your choice. Who wants to help?

Once more I find myself the victim of the Seal. Thor? Torunn? Loki? Are you all still here?

I have not seen my father so upset until we discovered this morning that the "Poptarts" had disappeared as had the Lady Natasha's ice cream and tea.

how did i end up on earth/

Evidently 'easy' cooking is not quite as simple as it would appear. It was easier making something more complicated, simply heating something in this 'microwave' was something of a disaster However, I think I have figured out where I went wrong, and should be able to easily remedy the problem next time. Evidently metal items are not meant to be inside a 'microwave'. I was unaware of this.

The 'microwave' may not be salvageable, however. It was far easier using the 'range'.

I feel I should also mention that the rather foul smoke does not indicate a fire, for those of you in the complex who may be able to smell it. At least, it does not indicate a fire anymore It should clear up shortly - and if it does not, on it's own, I will take care of it - I simply wished to be sure no one was alarmed.

All these posts about that ridiculous video game and whacking people with swords has reminded me...is anyone especially good at teaching people how to use swords? The new girl who came through the seal a little while ago, Arya, was apparently learning in her reality. I told her I'd see if anyone around here could take over teaching her. It might be good for her, maybe it would make her less homesick and help her feel like she has control over something. A lightsaber is enough like a sword that I could maybe practice with her if I had a sword of my own, but not enough to make me a good teacher, if I wasn't already out of the running for that due to having pretty much zero experience with children.

So, is anyone up for that?

You are yourself again I assume?

All right, here's what's been happening.

You've all been turning into your Halloween costumes. That's right, you're not yourselves. If you've suddenly taken an interest in ending the world or happen to have a body part that should be attached to you, but isn't, then you were impacted.

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(OOC: Anyone on the first floor or living directly above apartment 105, I hope explosions do not startle you. Conan!Thor may have just "slain the sorcerous machine". If asked for a reason? "It suggested I needed enhancement." That's right, Conan is pissed because he saw a spam email.)

Earth clothing it is very impractical

it provides so little protection how does one keep from being injured on an adventure in this weak cloth

HAVE I DIED AND GONE TO VALHALLA/