War Is Coming Communications.

I do not understand this day's obsession over everyone wearing green.

So, own up. Whoose scream can break past my senses?

Okay. I know my specialty is paleontology, but I do also have a degree in archaeology. So forgive me if I get a little furious on finding out a couple of pricks permanently disfigured a 20 million year old rock formation.

Twenty. Million. Years.

And you ruined it. Permanently.

Are you kidding me, though? Really?

I'm not a hitting kind of guy but I suddenly find a need for a punching bag in my life. Because I suddenly need to hit things. A lot.

I question Aidan Turner's career choices. Not only is he in those films, but apparently he's also in some teen franchise, playing a werewolf, of all things. Not that I have an issue with werewolves, my best friend is one, but really, considering what I am, he's playing a werewolf. At least it's not Twilight shit.

[FILTERED TO VAMPIRES]

Anyone else having issues since the battle?
Started craving blood again.
Didn't have any but

So, how is everyone?
Okay, that's a load of bollocks, Mitchell.
Failing at the social thing.

I could use a drink. Booze, not blood, obviously. Anyone want to come?

I would like to extend my greetings now that I am use to this strange device. And once more my thanks to you Jesse for helping Legolas and myself.

I am told this is how one gathers information now and it is not by sorcery. Strange new world indeed.

I am grateful for your assistance Jesse. You have been kind to us.