War Is Coming Communications.

Here I always thought Bruce was too paranoid for forums and now he's smiley-facing at me everywhere. The weird scale just collapsed. It will never not be weird.

Anyway, anyone got the Three Stooges movies they'd be willing to loan me? Desperately craving a marathon over here and mine got left behind in Gotham.

Could everyone please stop talking about me, now? I can see it, you know. I'm fine. Now leave me alone

Okay, so I take a few days to myself and things go boom with future people. Awesome. Anyone wanna hang out with a ghost girl me? Because I am still fully avoiding the awkward situation that is Tate and Am I in your future(s)? I'm just curious cause this is kind cool.

The renovations on my palace have reached a stage of near-completion, and since we seem to have quite a larger number of 'teens' in this city at the moment, it seems this would be a rather good time for a party.

The address is [address!]. It will begin tomorrow night at nightfall. There will be music (I have acquired a servant known as a 'DJ' who tells me he has the 'hottest beats dog' though I don't really know what beating dogs has to do with who will be operating the musical devices), various beverages, and a banquet prepared by my servants.

If anyone is 'grounded' and would like to come, I'm sure there are various 'teleporters' around who may be willing to help - does anyone volunteer to do so? If you need to give your guardians information about the event you may tell them it is 'chaperoned', if you wish - I have my guards standing by in case something should go wrong.

If you wish to invite someone that might not be on this filter, use caution. I do not expect this party to be 'crashed' by anyone looking to cause trouble, or attempting to ruin it. This is meant to be a fun evening, and I will be VERY displeased if anything goes wrong.

Thanks for the rose...

Why do you have to be so sweet when I want to hate you?

This doesn't change anything, though.

I've never been out before in the winter.

I don't understand.

You guys want to hang out tonight?

Um.

Holy Villainous team up?

Are we being worried? I'm being worried.

I'm starting to hate this hotel.

[Filtered to Ava]
So what's the verdict, Captain Skepticism?


[Filtered to King Prepubescent and the 16-year-old girl who took the rejection better than he did]
...all right, here's the deal. This is a one time deal...but I'm still in a rut and I still gotta get rid of some stuff. So, I'm breaking my rule. That said...if I think you're gonna blab...I will handle it. I don't like to do it, but I can. Please don't make me.

I assure you, kidnapping me isn’t going to get you anywhere. You already have Tony, why do you want me? What good will that d If you’d wanted to be more effective, you should have perhaps thought not to leave me my phone. I can’t seem to get a hold of anyone, but I’ve already sent a message to Stark Industries to change all account information, so anything you get out of me will be effectively useless to you, and I assure you the company will not be paying any ransom for a PA.

...although who kidnaps someone and then just lets them wander around a city on their own? This is

Fucking...okay, so. Liquidation sale. Half price. If you don't know what I'm sellin', I feel sorry for you. I gotta get it out of here until I can find Puck or someone to repla. Any takers? I've got shit bred to mellow you out and I've got some chronic.

...what the fuck.

Matt...bit gay, don't you think, brov? Bringing me to America is one thing but you said Boston, mate. Harvard. I've never been but 'm pretty bloody sure this is not Boston. A pub with an internet cafe is really bloody bollocks but Right then, come out and let's get back. If I miss the Millwall/West Ham match, I will beat the piss outta ya.

Drunk asshole clipped me with his pickup truck while I was trying to sleep. Nice to know 2012's gonna be as shitty as 2011.

So far 26 doesn't feel a thing different than 25. Of course, I wasn't actually born until 8:40pm, but I doubt that's going to be any different either. I wonder what age it actually starts to feel like you're aging at? 30, maybe? 40? I think once it's legal to go to the bar and get a drink, you kind of quit feeling it for a while.

Treating myself to drinks at the Roadhouse tonight. Anyone who wants to can come along. I'm an equal opportunity party guy.