War Is Coming Communications.

Hey so, you and you. Yeaah you two and your chatty chat with the psychos?

Hi. I'm Harley and I'm what we call a cautionary tale about dating the crazies. Usually, it makes you crazy too or it hurts ya. In my case it was both, which sucked.

They're not gonna change for ya, they're gonna drag you down and even if you think it's just a fling? It ain't. They'll find a way to use it cause that's what people like that do.

It might be all sexy and dangerous and sure evil tends to be better in bed. BUT not worth it. Trust me.

[Red]

Hey so...sorry I took off.

I needed a few days to...y'know, freak out and cry a whole bunch. But we need to talk don't we?

[Note left in the kitchen at Sam and Ruby's]

Went to finish him off for good.

Antidotes for all variations of the Joker Venom have been made with instructions on how to make them if I can't should an outbreak occur.

~Ivy



[Text sent to Dick and Jason later in the day]

Located the Joker
[insert location]
Claims lethal venom set to go off in the city if he doesn't put in the correct code to stop it.
Sealed off noticeable entrances be creative.

While I understand that people are understandably freaking out, please calm down as it will only make things worse.

The good news is, it's not the lethal form of the venom, meaning that no one will die.

The bad news is you'll have to wait a bit longer for the antidote as this batch has a different chemical make up than the batch I used to form the antidote I brought with me. I'm already working on the new antidote now, though.

Just remember to try and remain calm. No one is dying from this. At least this time

[Victor & Claudia]

You guys have probably seen what's going on around town right now. I don't know how easily he could get to the complex, but Joker Venom is nothing to play around with. If it gets in our water system, we're kind of screwed. I added a few extra security cameras recently, but I don't feel like it's enough right now. Any other suggestions? I don't want to suggest putting the place on total lockdown yet, but it's on the list.

I'm going to be in the medbay helping out where I can. And they made fun of me for reading Batman! If you guys have any suggestions or need any help, just send me a message, I can be over quickly.

Also, Vic? Thanks, man.

[Ivy]

I know you're probably on the anti-venom. I'm good with science and chemical compounds and general knowledge of your world, and I'll be around the medbay soon anyway. If you need to throw ideas off of someone, or you hit a roadblock, just let me know.

Ivy is setting up a Joker Anti Venom station at the complex [Address]

How goes that cure?

Joker gas.

I need a cure. Now.

...He's talkin to me and I'm pretty sure he's playin about with the toxin again.

He asked about fast food so...y'know you might need to do somethin Red

So Ivy, since Harley doesn't seem to want to talk to me, how is my beautiful clown girl?

Tons of demons. I don't know what the hell Jason got himself into but there are now a ton of temporarily frozen demons on the roof in the warehouse district. [address] I couldn't fight them on my own. Too many. I had to get him out of there.

[complex Doctor]
The guy I dropped off is Jason Todd.

[ooc: backdated to last night the 24th]

Kidnapping of a minor, huh? Color me impressed. Only you know, not really.

This is annoying. It's a waste of my time. I want answers and I want them right now. If I don't get them I'm going to start bashing faces in. I'm playing nice.

Um.

Holy Villainous team up?

Are we being worried? I'm being worried.

I have a joke for you all. Or maybe it's a riddle... Sometimes they're the same thing. You decide and see if you know the answer. What wears purple, has green hair, and loves making things go boom?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Guess who showed up.

You don't like me and I don't like you but we both hate the Joker and want him dead. Truce for the time being?

Anything going on this weekend? It needs to be Friday, like, yesterday. Just saying.

[Allana & Ivy]
Did you guys want to see? I got the prints and everything...they're not amazing but I'm a little rusty.

[Jess]
So...Rory from Doctor Who is here...and he's totally a nurse. I'm kinda too busy fangirling, honestly, but, you should definitely mention that we don't have a nurse on staff. Definitely.

nananananananananananana

BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANnn






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I hope your Christmas was well. The sampling you sent me was amazing, I've never seen anything like it before, thank you.

I was wondering, what is the address of the complex? I never got it as I found an abandoned mansion to live at with my friend where I can tend to plants easier.

[Filtered to people with red or black (preferably red) hair & blue or green (preferably green) eyes]

So this will sound totally weird but I really want to do some specific shoots. Some color and some grayscale but mainly I want to mix the two and highlight just the color contrasts of eyes and hair. Totally tasteful, not super-lame posing or anything.

Anybody interested? I can't really pay you, so it's strictly voluntary, but if you're into it, let me know...you should be warned that I'm planning the shoots specifically to go into my portfolio. I mean, I got one with my bauble wish but it was filled with a bunch of shots I never took and I'd rather fill it with my own work. I appreciate any and all willing participants...

You know, I've been thinking back on what I did wrong to screw up my big confrontation with Bats back in Gotham, and I think I've finally got it.

It wasn't all the people I killed, it wasn't the fact that I should have known that he wouldn't have done the right thing and blown a hole in Joker's head when I handed him that gun - it was my failure to comprehend that, hey, I should've just killed Joker off myself and told Bruce to go to hell.

Note to self: do that next time. Not that it'd be easy
He was my

I should meditate more often.

Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost it's wheel
And Joker got away