What a horrible way to spend the last few days with your parents. Or, rather, your parents' last few days with you. I'll be heading home to them, they're stuck with no me. And what sort of crap existence is that?
For the record, I'm an adorable baby, you deal with colic by driving me around town, I don't give up my binky till I'm four, I get put in the corner on my first day of kindergarten, and I get detention a dozen times before fifth grade.
You don't even want to know about the high school years.
But for the record, you're great at dealing with it and I love you both.
Also, can we ignore every single thing Ella said while her mom stuffed her full of painkillers? Please and thank you!
For the record, I'm an adorable baby, you deal with colic by driving me around town, I don't give up my binky till I'm four, I get put in the corner on my first day of kindergarten, and I get detention a dozen times before fifth grade.
You don't even want to know about the high school years.
But for the record, you're great at dealing with it and I love you both.
Also, can we ignore every single thing Ella said while her mom stuffed her full of painkillers? Please and thank you!