The renovations on my palace have reached a stage of near-completion, and since we seem to have quite a larger number of 'teens' in this city at the moment, it seems this would be a rather good time for a party.
The address is [address!]. It will begin tomorrow night at nightfall. There will be music (I have acquired a servant known as a 'DJ' who tells me he has the 'hottest beats dog' though I don't really know what beating dogs has to do with who will be operating the musical devices), various beverages, and a banquet prepared by my servants.
If anyone is 'grounded' and would like to come, I'm sure there are various 'teleporters' around who may be willing to help - does anyone volunteer to do so? If you need to give your guardians information about the event you may tell them it is 'chaperoned', if you wish - I have my guards standing by in case something should go wrong.
If you wish to invite someone that might not be on this filter, use caution. I do not expect this party to be 'crashed' by anyone looking to cause trouble, or attempting to ruin it. This is meant to be a fun evening, and I will be VERY displeased if anything goes wrong.
So um, yeah.I think we all learned something.
Sorry. About the whole trolling the devil thing.
[Mom]
Thanks for the gifts, you are badass and amazing and I love you even though I don't say it enough. And you're right. I was dumb and I get that and I'm sorry.
So um, what do I say to Izzy Solo? Or like, do I ask her Dad before I take her out. Cause I like being alive.
[Connor]
You were right, I suck. But I learned a valuable lesson. And no more devil trolling. ...we should do something cool for Mom though?
[Sam & Ruby]
Sorry, about the Fuckbucket thing, and Emily hearing it.
I didn't mean to make her curse at you.
Sorry.
[Izzy]
SWEET SWEET FREEDOM IZZYKINS
CALL ME WHEN YOU ALSO ARE FREE. WE HAVE SPOILERING TO DO!