War Is Coming Communications.

Well this certainly isn't where I expected to end up today. In fact this is probably the last place I expected to end up.

Does anybody know anything about this place that they'd care to share with me? I find it hard to believe nobody knows how we ended up here or how we get back.

[Filtered to MCU]
Tony? Natasha? Bruce? Are any of you here?

[OOC: As soon as you click on this post, a messgae pops up. It says "Sound System Override", and this plays on a loop.]

Hi, Lawrence. Did you miss me?

( Cut not filtered )

Is everyone feeling alright after the power swap? Everyone's back to normal, right?

Is anyone feeling any adverse effects at all? Any fluctuations in their power, anything strange come from becoming human/vampire/witch etc which doesn't appear to have gone away?

Oh, and hello new people/ My name is Jemma Simmons, and I run the med centre. I may have come across a number of you when you first arrived. But, just so you all know. The medical care I provide is completely free to the displaced. The joys of the seals occasional good deed, of giving us wishes.

But, if you need anything, Such as, vaccinations if you're from another time and place. Please do pop by, and I'll make sure I get you sorted out.

I'm beginning to think that I need to stop drinking. This is really not the place I went to sleep in. I don't remember drinking that much but that's the only reasonable logical explanation for this, right?

I have to get home. Pepper is going to be pissed if I'm late for dinner again. There really are only so many times you can use alien armies from outerspace.

I can't believe I'm saying this

Has anyone misplaced some telekenisis? Possibly among other things?

And maybe picked up the ability to set things on fire? Not necessarily at will?

Is anyone else having a problem where their powers aren't...what they should be? Or where they should be?

jemma simmons.

Hello, Dr. Simmons.

Natasha said that you would be a good person to talk to. About Extremis.

Threatening bodily harm when a woman attempts to touch my child in his stroller because he is "so delicious" that she could "eat him up" is completely allowed, yes?

[Filtered to Pepper Potts]

How are you settling in?

So, let me get this straight.

I'm in Kansas. Because of...magic? And I'm dressed like a ninja for some reason.

Tony, what the hell did you do?

Is everyone okay? It's all over now, isn't it? Everyone's safe?

This was ten kinds of crazy.

[Pepper]

How insane are you going?

[Black Widow and Hawkeye]

How are you two settling in? In spite of the bad start? If you're planning to leech money out of  Tony I will kick your

[Tony]

Okay I know Pepper's on leave so nothing's running sensibly. But why is a ridiculous amount of money being funneled to Romanoff? I mean, your money and all that, but still...

This is a bad idea.

Hey, so that gal River? the one whose brother got sent back? Does she have someone to look after her? I mean, I saw everyone else trying to talk to her, so I know she's got friends, but does she have someone to properly take care of her? She sounded like she was in really bad shape, and I'm worried.

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Thank you to everyone who was looking for us, and those that came.

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Once I've had a chance to recover, I would be happy to help however I ca
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Is there still anyone missing?

[Team Kidnapped: Gabrielle, Iolaus & Ron]

Are you all alright?

[Tony]

Is this how it always is, now? Even back home, is it always going to be so
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I assume your meetings will all have to be rescheduled... Did you at least make the teleconference last Thursday?

Having to be rescued annoys me. Any updates on when crazy mc Time Lord can DIAF?

[Loki]

I hear I owe you for pointing out where we were. Thank you.

[Tony]

We're both back, we're both okay. And you make a good hero babe.

[Pepper]

You alright?

[Dr Banner]

I missed you getting here and I know you don't know me but we're from the same world. Sort of. Names Felicia Hardy, good to meet you.

I have a meeting across town this morning, so I'll be in a little late. Potentially quite late, with whatever is going on in Lawrence today...

I've already sent your schedule for the day to you... and left a copy on your desk. It's in the green folder. But, since I know you won't read it, You have two meetings before 3, and I should be back before the third one, at 4.

Your notes for the investment proposal at 1 are on the note cards in your jacket pocket. Which you should absolutely be wearing. Do not make that face at me. Wear the jacket.

Do you need anything, while I'm out?


[ooc: Pepper will be abducted before she ever returns, probably after just a couple replies. Sorry, Tony.]

I wanted to thank you for helping me get this job. I'm very, very grateful. If there is ever anything I can do, be sure to ask me. It is sort of my job, now.

(ooc: If it's alright for the Stark people, Amy is now an office assistant with an entry level salary. She's still psyched to be there, though.)

Hi! You work for Stark Industries, right?

I'm Amy Peterson. I saw Mr. Stark make a post regarding employment options. I was looking for a job. I don't have experience beyond babysitting, but I'm more than happy doing grunt work or something like that. Cleaning up, sorting mail... Anything.

As a reminder, if anyone is looking for a job in an environment where you don't need to go through the trouble of finding a way to actually 'legally' exist in this world, come and find me at Stark Industries.

And when I say find me, I really mean find one of my assistants or Pepper. They'll find something for you to do.

(Pepper)
Met a kid with mind control powers. He's going to seal the Marvel deal for us.

We'll be in the clear in no time.

GOOD NEWS: I am no longer a woman.

EVEN BETTER NEWS: I'm still very, very good looking.

[ooc: Anyone who clicks the link to open his post will immediately be blasted with a round of AC/DC's Back in Black, because Tony is feeling celebratory and wants to share via inappropriate hacking. ENJOY THE MUSIC.]

[Filtered to Tony Stark]

Everything seemed to go smoothly at the function the other night. I can also see why you wanted to avoid going honestly. I swear I had a headache until yesterday from their inane prattling about the most odd things

And again, thank you for helping us on the Danger Room project.

[Filtered to Pepper]

Thank you again for helping my friend and I get the formal wear for that party. I know finding a tuxedo in my size on such short notice could not have been easy at all.

[ooc: I'm assuming since Tony directed Piotr to see Pepper about formal wear she helped in that aspect. Let me know if that's not cool and I'll edit! <3]