War Is Coming Communications.

Why is there a man sleeping in a coffin in the basement? He's not dead, so why is he in a coffin?

I don't think people are supposed to sleep in coffins, and for some reason he doesn't know this?

I am pretty sure my guidance counselor has some form of incredibly powerful mind control.

I mean, I am not easily swayed or intimidated. I have been lectured by people who used to rule planets and run police forces and get in fire fights as pretty much a way of life, and then just...gone ahead and done what I was planning on doing anyway.

Then I come in for my "re-matriculation" meeting with my guidance counselor and she's so disappointed about how they were thinking of moving me up to honors math and science track next year, but that after my absence I'm so far behind that she just doesn't know any more, and I start feeling all guilty. So when she starts in on extracurricular activities that could round out my transcript I leap on the chance to stop the disappointment. Plus I figured, you know, I need some kind of activity to get back in shape because apparently taking a month or two off training and not having the Force has really gotten me behind physically.

...so now I'm on the cheerleading squad. It seemed like a good choice in terms of agility training? Also probably political training. I'm a little scared I will get assassinated.

Kon
Want to walk to school together tomorrow like normal people?

Ariel
Hey, I don't know if anything's changed with your friend, but you can always come stay at my parents' place for a few days if you want. I'm sure they won't mind.

Arya
Hey, I heard Sif got sent home?

Right...a few things, then:

1. Who is the best at Latin pronunciation? I'd like to make sure I've memorized what little I've been able to retain so far properly.
2. Where does one find a sparring partner here without having to kick the shite out of drunken Yanks at a pub?
3. Where is the next rookie-level hunt and who do I talk to about tagging along to learn the ropes?

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I assure you, kidnapping me isn’t going to get you anywhere. You already have Tony, why do you want me? What good will that d If you’d wanted to be more effective, you should have perhaps thought not to leave me my phone. I can’t seem to get a hold of anyone, but I’ve already sent a message to Stark Industries to change all account information, so anything you get out of me will be effectively useless to you, and I assure you the company will not be paying any ransom for a PA.

...although who kidnaps someone and then just lets them wander around a city on their own? This is

Interesting day. I do so enjoy when those happen.

I've purchased a premises in Lawrence for use for our training, its reasonably isolated, not far from here and can be fortified I believe against the evils that we face?


[Arya]

Your brother has arrived. Jon Snow

I expect you'll want to talk with him before deciding which dwelling he'd want

If you see my direwolf around the complex, she's not bad she's good. And most of the time she's with me, but I don't want people to be afraid.



That's what she looks like, her name is Nymeria and she was my wish!

I feel very festive!

I like this season, I think!

[Ser Jaime]

My wish to bring my family here didn't work, so I thought longer. And I tried to see if I could bring Nymeria here by wishing and it did! It brought here here!

I feel festive now!

[Lady Sif]

Nymeria is here, Lady Sif!

[Allana]

Allana, Nymeria is here! You can meet her now!

I have purchased a building in town, and am having it renovated to meet my standards. Evidently it is impossible to find an existing, suitable palace in Lawrence, no matter what kind of funds are at one's disposal.

Once my new palace is complete I will be having quite a celebratory feast. I will inform everyone of the date when it is closer to completion.

If anyone is skilled in cooking, I can now afford to hire them to create the meal. Other servants will be needed for other things, also. I do pay well, but you are expected to be excellent or you will be ki thrown in the dunge flogged? beaten? terminated from service with no pay. I do not offer second chances.

Currently I require someone to make my apartment 'festive', and someone to clean my clothes.

[Jaime]

I have hired a servant. She is called 'Candy'.

I instructed her to prepare me dinner, but she keeps taking off her clothes.

I'll be serving my famous eggnog at the Roadhouse tomorrow night. You guys and gals should swing by if you're looking for good drinks and company to help bring on the holiday spirit.

Is this really a cat?

We've had a group of newcomers arrive and I'm aware there is something ongoing in Bobby's home. Is there still to be a method of training for the newcomers.

This needs to be worked out with haste.

[Joffery]

You have been quiet of late? Something wrong?

[Arya]

How have you been?

Thank you Jessica, it was a wonderful feast and a kind thing to do for those without anywhere else to go.

[Joffery]

Bringing up Ned Stark? Really boy? It was hardly the time or place

[Arya]

Are you feeling better today? I am sorry for how the evening ended for you

Hi, I'm Isabel. I brought you the food today. I'm really sorry about the incident with the Tobasco sauce. I was wondering if you wanted to try another food. It's not spicy. It's sweet and usually eaten as desert. It's called ice cream.

Someone is trying to poison me.

My mouth burns. I drank some drink left for me called Tobasco

How do I make it stop?

I don't want to die!

Where are the cats in this complex? Shouldn't there be some around, I'd like to chase them. And practice

[Ser Jaime]
Just because you're watching over me doesn't mean you get to boss me around, I probably won't listen, but if you don't kill me, then I guess it's okay.

[Sif]
Hello Lady Sif? Are you going to teach me?

So...sometimes internet searches when studying for midterms bring up really strange results. I mean, I am hoping this is really strange, or else my history teacher definitely left out all the interesting stuff during our Revolutionary War unit.




Kon
Hey, thanks, what's the occasion? Or should I be suspicious since I have been informed that flowers mean "I'm sorry"?

Arya
Hey, I got Chinese food earlier today if you haven't had dinner yet. In other news, while I know you're probably having fun with a whole apartment to yourself, you're also probably getting kind of lonely and bored of take out food right? Plus, legally, you're too young to live by yourself in this place.

There have been a few people who say you're welcome to drop by their apartments whenever you want, and when you and Sif start training I'm sure she'll be happy to show you around a little more. Jaime Lannister's also offered you a place to live permanently, and to be your guardian. I know you don't like his family, and trust me I find Joffrey plenty irritating at times myself, but I really think he has good intentions here. Do you think you could try it for a while, and if it doesn't work out we'll find someone else?

What is Thanksgiving?

And why are people talking about it?

Also I am hungry.

so the kingslayer is not lying about this complex or the strange stuff

what is this thing again and why do people talk this way

and why do we not speak through ravens

this is strange