War Is Coming Communications.

For everyone Dean knows:
Card! - inside is either just a generic "Merry Christmas" type note (if only a recent/vague acquaintance) or a slightly more personalized one, but nothing sappy or dumb.

You're not going anywhere this weekend, are you?

I could use a distr What say you to another round of darts.

Is this still a dream? Dean's a rat thing.

..I'm going back to bed.

Mystery Spot by Carver Edlund..

What is this shit? I didn't order this, Mary why does this book have Sam and Dean in it? Did you order this?

You busy?

Dean
Have time for a walk? Ruby wants me to come over but I don't think any of us should be walking around alone right now and your father's out. I was thinking you could walk with me to Sam and Ruby's apartment and you and your brother might not mind spending some time together while Ruby and I talk? Plus I'd feel better knowing you two were both safe and nearby

John
Are you still at work? I know you can handle yourself but with Azazel getting talkative again I worry if anything happened to you I couldn't. I'm getting together with the boys and Dean so I'm fine.

Hey John?

Might sound completely insane but I've had this sort of plan. And I'd like you to help me with it?

[ooc: Filter also visible to Sam]

Yeah. I'm posting again. But, you know. This is a big freaking emergency so you guys can just get used to it.

How does this sound.

We're sending Ron in as the distraction. I got the cloak for him so he won't just be running in there waving his arms around or anything. I really hope he won't, at least

Then we have two teams move in, one hits the front, one hits the back. We have a third team waiting on the wings in case backup is needed. We should probably have some magic people and some regular punch-em-out people on each team.

Of course, none of this makes much of a difference if we don't have a way to kill the fuck.

Edit: We're not going to worry about killing him right now. Which sucks. Instead we need to exorcise him. It won't kill him, but it buys us enough time to get them out of there.

Here's what I've worked out for the teams so far. Let me know if there's any objections.

( Teams )

Right. About the whole..friendly couch deal. I'm not entirely sure what I said, still fuzzy and painful, but it won't happen again. publicly

Sam had his phone and it seemed

Do you want to maybe not taunt Azazel who very well might have Hermionie. Let me deal with him.

Morons.

Ccouchs friendly I cnt sem to find th

wht was I alooking for gin?

[ooc: drunk John is drunk.]

Sorry I took off like that last night, everybody. I didn't mean to disrupt anything, or ruin the evening. Sorry if I did.

[Sam and Ruby]

And just so you guys know, it wasn't the announcement thing. I'm not pissed or upset or whatever, and I didn't mean to make it seem that way, if I did. So, yeah. Sorry. And congratulations.

[Mom]

You didn't have to
I really
Thanks for
I'm sorry I ruined the n
Thanks.

I'm still stuffed from excellent meals. Thanks guys, you're made of awesome stuff. And since I don't feel like moving, meme time.

My hidden talent is...

So, his family know and everything so, uh...

Yeah, me and Sam are getting married. In the New Year.

...Just thought that people should know.

Wow. Note to self: don't ever go near Adam's place if he's not picking up the phone.

"Cannot unsee what has been seen" and all that jazz.

Sam and Dean

Well, this is embarrassing

I'm sorry about last night. You two shouldn't have seen any of that. Don't listen to what he said about what happened when I guess it was less risky to have four glasses of wine with dinner when personal computers didn't exist.
[[yes four, Sam gets his miniscule alcohol tolerance from his mom haha]]

John

I know that you're in the apartment but I thought the fact that you're the best husband ever should go down in writing somewhere. I love you. I'm sorry about the black eye. But I'm going to find out if my father is still in there even if I have to talk to Azazel again

Get Mom off the computer.