Harry's here! I found him hiding in an alleyway! Suddenly things are so much better.
{ooc Forgive Hermione, Harry, she's just...overly happy at having her biffle here}
What the bloody hell is going on? I was literally just getting into a carriage. I'm in my last year, this isn't funny. I've NEWTs in front of me, that's something that I'm not going to miss. I've got to make sure I don't fall behind. I've got to be the top. Scorpius might surpass me.
This has got to be some elaborate dream or something. Or maybe a prank. If this is a prank I'm going to hex someone into last year. Aunt Ginny did teach me that bat boogey hex, you know... I swear if it was James I'm going to drag him by his ear to his mum and let her have at him.
This is completely and utterly ridiculous! I don't have time for this. I know I didn't touch some bloody portkey or anything of that sort either. Who would take a portkey to Kansas anyway? Computers aren't exactly the most interesting means of communication either. Lucky I was given this suggestion, maybe the idiot culprit will admit to it and I can get back! I still don't know how the hell they got me out of Hogwarts in the first place!