War Is Coming Communications.

Alright now, can someone tell me what this is all about, then? I know I was blown over but there's no way I'd have hit my head quite this hard.

Managed to eat some bread and down some liquids but I reckon the best thing here is just sleep. In theory its a solid plan. But I haven't been able to get any. George would say th

Anyone know any good jokes instead?

I made pancakes, and then realized I didn't feel like eating them. I left the lot of them in the kitchen. Anyone who wants them, they're yours.

-And no before anyone asks, there's nothing wrong with them. They aren't hexed. I'm just not hungry.

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I was kind of hoping I could recruit you to help me out with something important. Something that I believe very much lies within your area of expertise.

Right then, as funny as it would be if people weren't getting all kinds of trampled and going nutters, I think it's time to apparate the animals back to the zoo.

Know someone in need of a little holiday makeover, or lesson in the form of Green Grinchmas? I've got potions for that. Prices vary, products guaranteed.

I got bored, there's now Firewhiskey and Butter Beer in my room. If I know and like you, I'll only charge half my asking price. I wouldn't suggest muggles try it out, but only if you're feeling extra adventurous and I take no blame for what may or may not happen.

Someone tell me quickly that you yanks have Butter Beer? Or do I have to get all experimenty?

[Stephanie]
So. Reckon you can get Ronniekins out of the flat for a bit?

Right then. Who missed me?