War Is Coming Communications.

I'm going out tonight and celebrating my birthday, who is with me?

Oh, and the rather large bear is surprisingly good at hugs, thanks to the random birthday gift deliverer with no name.

I'm going to kill someone.

Where's my bloody wand?

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So, there's probably not much call for Weasley's Wizard Wheezes in this world, is there? A lot of the stuff's probably too dangerous for muggles.

But, would you lot be interested in buying stuff from me if I set it up?

I would like nothing more than to actually be able to abide by my doctor's advice to rest. But thanks to you all I don't foresee that happening. Arguing over the situation is going to solve nothing.

So, here is what is going to happen. Tonight we are going to have a meeting. Everyone that would like to solve our current vampire problem is expected to attend. You will all receive the location of the meeting by sundown. Yes, sundown, and not a moment sooner.

We will discuss the options available to us and put together a few plans. But I have one piece of advice. If you're only aim is to attend this meeting and cause trouble remember who you're dealing with. And do keep in mind that I am a month away from my due date and even more volatile than usual.

Miss Swan meet me in front of my bakery. You're about to receive a lesson in locator spells.

Hello, my name is Minerva McGonagall and I have been here for a couple of weeks so far. I admit it is a rather interesting situation and I still have a long way to go until I full adapt to being here. These telephones and computers among other things, the fashion and well everything. It has changed so much since my time.

D'you know what I'm not so keen on waking up to in the middle of the night?

A HAIRY.

LEGGY.

VICIOUS.

DIRTY ROTTEN.

NO GOOD.

JUMP ON YOUR FACE WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING AND SCUTTLE ROUND YOUR NOSE LIKE IT'S A PERFECTLY NATURAL THING TO DO.

COMPLETELY USELESS.

HUNDRED EYED.

SPAWN OF TOM BLOODY RIDDLE HIMSELF.

SPIDER.

HELLOOOOO!!!!

IS THIS THING WORKING?

HOW THE HELL DOES IT WORK ANYWAY? THIS IS BLOODY RIDICULOUS.

GEORGE YOU GIT, YOU BETTER BE HERE.

SERIOUSLY, WHEN I FIND OUT WHICH DEATH EATER SENT ME HERE, THERE'LL BE HELL TO PAY.

Some of you know me, some are new faces.

Anyway I'm Ruby Winchester and I'm from this world. I'm a demon. Only in the worlds most cliched way I fell in love with the guy I was sent to seduce and make Lucifer's bitch. Now we have a kid and live in a ridiculously awesome house in the countryside outside Lawrence.

Don't ask...it was a long process and more than once we tried to kill each other. True Love or whatever. Its weird.

Anyway I'm also a witch. Pretty powerful with the dark magics but trying not to push it cause using them...yeah, hell tends to notice nowadays. So I'm trying to work out who else we have that knows magic. Who uses it and what flavors.

Believe me. I won't judge what you do or who you are so long as you're not Team Lucifer.

I just like to know who I work with cause as those who have been around a while will attest, sometimes we need to play nice and mess up some threats.

Any questions?

I MUST HAVE MISSED THE MEMO. THAT SAID THAT IT WAS A PERFECTLY SPLENDID PLAN TO KIDNAP THE LEAD SINGER OF THE BAND JUST MOMENTS BEFORE THE CONCERT AND DROP HIM WITH NO RHYME OR REASON IN AMERICA -- KANSAS OF ALL PLACES. THIS IS LOVELY. FUCKING BLOODY LOVELY. IT IS SO BLOODY FUCKING LOVELY THAT I PROMISE NOT TO HEX YOUR BLOODY FUCKING BALLS OFF IF WE GET BACK ON TIME. WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU BUGGERING SODS/ THIS STOPPED BEING FUNNY WAS NEVER FUNNY. I'LL GIVE YOU ONE BLOODY POINT TO GRYFFINDOR - AND TO HUFFLEPUFF RYERSON - FOR GETTING THAT WEIRD MUGGLE THAT DIRECTED ME INVOLVED. GOOD LOT THAT DID YOU. BLOODY UNHELPFUL HE WAS. WHAT WERE HIS LINES/ TO STARE AT ME FOR THE LONGEST TIME/ THOSE AREN'T LINES MATES THOSE ARE GESTURES AND EFFING DISTURBING ONES AT THAT BLOODY BORING ONES AT THAT. HOW THE HELL AM I MEANT TO EMPHASISE WORDS ON THIS - IT DOESN'T MATTER. THE POINT IS IF YOU DON'T COME AND GET ME RIGHT NOW. RIGHT THIS INSTANT SHUT UP IT WORKS FOR AUNT I AM TELLING MY MUM ON YOU. YES. I WENT THERE. I'M NOT SORRY TO DO IT EITHER ALL RIGHT ONLY MILDLY SORRY BUT YOU BROUGHT IT ON YOURSELVES. THE WEIRD SISTERS11 THE SODDING WEIRD SISTERS111 WHAT WERE YOU EVEN THINKING/ WHERE YOU EVEN THINKING/ GOD YOU'RE MAKING ME SOUND LIKE MY MUM. IS THIS WHAT NANA MEANT ABOUT 'BECOMING OLDER' I WANT NONE OF IT WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS THE THEY DON'T SODDING BUGGERING WAIT FOR ANYONE. YOU ARE RUINING OUR CHANCES YOU WHERE THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU/ I'M GIVING YOU THREE FIVE MINUTES STARTING NOW AND I AM LEAVING WITHOUT THE LOT OF YOU.

AND RYERSON WHY THE TWITTING EVER LOVING MOTHER OF ALL FUCKS IS THIS BLOODY MUGGLE DEVICE YELLING AT ME/ IT'S LIKE A HOWLER BUT WITHOUT THE ACTUAL YELLING. IT'S MAKING ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLY REMINISCENT.









WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE DROPPED ME AT GRACELAND/ IF YOU WERE GOING TO KIDNAP ME. RIGHT BEFORE OUR BLOODY CONCERT11111 YOU PILLOCKY TITS YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST DONE GRACELAND. THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU. SHITTING KANSAS.

Right so, New Year's Eve! Gotta ring in the new year in style yeah and that means a Weasley Wizard Wheezes firework. Only got one so far but might as well use it. So! Since it's not suppose to technically exist in this world, should I find a way to mask it from non-displaced people's view?

So I suppose it wouldn't be possible to make an attempt to start up Weasley's Wizard Wheezes here given most of the world is filled with muggles and might grow suspicious of actual WWW items.

Merry Christmas.





Or is it?

Lawrence, Kansas, is not my ideal place to spend the bloody holiday. It wasn't even the hols at home.

And what's with blokes having faces they shouldn't have. No offense Peter, but bloody hell that's confusing.

Soooo this is extreeeemely short notice and all, but I've been stubbornly trying to figure it out on my own for several days and now, considering it's Christmas Eve....I guess I should try and get some help asap?

What in the bloody hell do you get for a son you don't have yet who's from the future who you only just met about a month or so ago? Because, really. I'm at a loss, here.

some bloke told me to get on this for help. has to be a joke, yeah? though dad would love this thing

I have a favor to ask.

Can you hex Ron for me? He's being a complete git but I'm kinda needed where I am right now so I can't do it myself. Please? Stupid git, making me cry. I can't believe he is still like this.

Ginny told me
Hi
I don't hate you!
I'm

You probably well know who I am, I just thought I should say something.

You've just arrived, too, then?
This has got to be way strange for you, too

ok inm a litle drunk cos its been a stressy couple days but this needs to be annoynced

to all you peepoles from Ron's world, you should no that im Steph Weasley. Um. i'm his wife. yeah.

um. sorry

andi no ur all gona hate me cos im not hermione but i REALY REALLY DO LOVE RON.

HUGO WEASLEY, WHY AM I IN KANSAS?

When I said I wanted to be Dorothy for Halloween I didn't mean for it to go this far. Sometimes I think you should be committed.

So yeah. Something I didn't tell you last night because I didn't know.

George and Angelina got married and had two kids. One of them, Roxanne, she's here and worried you'll hate her. Says you can contact her when you're ready.

Besides that, how are you settling in?