War Is Coming Communications.

I just ran into a Megan Fox lookalike who got me coffee and led me here, to this apartment building with really horrible paintings on the walls. And they're all the same. It's tacky. It looks like they were trying for Devil Worshiper Chic, but they missed it by several miles.

She said this is some sort of alternate universe, which just sounds absolutely ridiculous. But my bank cards don't work, my credit cards don't work, and most of the numbers I tried are disconnected.

And it's cold.

Okay. There have been weird things and I am not happy.

 First. Arriving on a street out of nowhere when I'm pretty sure I was just watching Puck get to Level 'Even more Innane' on Super Mario and 'sext' Santana at the same time.

Second. Some woman staring at me for a while, saying poor dear and pointing me toward a shelter for kids 'in my situation'

and third.

I'm not in Lima anymore am I?

I was looking over my history notes and for some reason it started talking about aliens with a name I can't pronounce, and probably didn't spell right. I should really pay attention to what I write down. And something about cyber-men. No idea.

( Filtered; Sam, Ruby, Dean )

Also, part time jobs are over rated. And I have no idea why I'd try to apply for one.

the order of these keys is illogical. q does not come before w. i do not understand.

i do not think that i like computers, however dean informs me that this network is useful. i will reserve judgement.

hello. i am castiel.

( [Filtered to Dean Winchester, hopefully] )

I sort of miss being a tech-geek. I'd know how to not break my computer.

Though WoW. I don't remember what I saw in it, or how I even understood it.

[Filtered; Sam Winchester]
Get your girlfriend under control before she gets herself killed

[Filtered; Dean Winchester]
Your brothers girlfriend is plotting a city wide spell to wipe memories because Lois Lane won't give hers up.

[Filtered; Heads of Complex and complex magic user]
Ruby has threatened a city wide spell to erase the memories of people because Lois won't give hers up. Can we make with the stopping?

Just so everyones aware, Ruby has lost her fucking mind. Wrose than usual.

Keep her the hell away from me.

I can read the marks on my arm.
They have a meaning
That's not possible. I was burned
But I KNOW what the

To share in the fun time, I keep dreaming about Angels. There was a lake, and a man, and the Angel blew a hole through his chest. I giant gaping hole and I feel like I've seen that before.

I also zoned out and ended up doodling symbols on my desk. Really weird symbols. Then I drew them around my desk and I'm pretty sure the ghosts can't get near me now

My desk went on fire.

Man, is there something wrong with the heating? It's sweltering in here. And my head feels like it's on fire.

EDIT: Screw it. I'm going home, the paperwork can wait. If anyone needs me, don't.

It really isn't funny when your friends stab you in the back because they think it's funny. Assholes, quit killing me. It's not funny

Also, there was a computer screen frozen on Busty Asian Beauties in one of the board rooms. I really didn't enjoy having to look at that while trying to save the hard drive or at least some of the files.

So whoever is doing that? Quit it.

Seriously, how can people not tell that I'm underage? Should I just change my nametag to read: "Jailbait" would that work or would it make things worse?

C://dos
C://dos.run
run.dos.run

You know you've been working Tech for too long when these jokes are the highlight of your day.

From: Tech Support
To: All Employees, minus management
Re: Public computer on the 6th floor


Whoever thought it would be a good idea to jam gum into the CD-ROM drive, here's a tip! It's not.

Jace is gone. The only thing left is that sword. Wonderful.

I had to listen to a solid twenty minutes of TEAM EDWARD VS TEAM JACOB OMG today. With high pitched giggling.

This is why I'm glad I don't go to public school. That's probably a daily conversation.

1. Vampires don't sparkle
2. Werewolves don't 'shimmer' or whatever the hell they were talking about
3. There was a disturbing part about getting a half vampire baby out of its mother uterus by the vampire dad biting it out with its teeth.

What the hell is wrong with people?

So I saw this report on television. Then went down to the crime scene.

Someone was just eaten.

As tempting as it may be, The Trickster is another one of those people you guys don't want to screw around with around here. Trust me when I say that making you swap bodies against your will at any given moment is the least of what he's capable of.

I'm just warning anyone who might be interested in trying to give him trouble for...the trouble. I guess.

By the way? It's good to be tall again.

[Andrea]
Hey, I need to ask you something.

[Dean]
You okay?

[Martha]
I know Buffy might protest it - and often - but you'd be doing me a real solid if you insisted on checking up on her every now and again. Being in that body was terrible. Not cause it belonged to a girl...though I guess that didn't help much. But because she was hurting. It...her body. Real bad. Healing powers or not, I'm worried.

The sun tastes like honey and feathers!

Well now. Back to yourselves.

What did you learn?