I had to listen to a solid twenty minutes of TEAM EDWARD VS TEAM JACOB OMG today. With high pitched giggling.
This is why I'm glad I don't go to public school. That's probably a daily conversation.
1. Vampires don't sparkle 2. Werewolves don't 'shimmer' or whatever the hell they were talking about 3. There was a disturbing part about getting a half vampire baby out of its mother uterus by the vampire dad biting it out with its teeth.