War Is Coming Communications.

I'm bored.

.......

These people are insane.

the order of these keys is illogical. q does not come before w. i do not understand.

i do not think that i like computers, however dean informs me that this network is useful. i will reserve judgement.

hello. i am castiel.

( [Filtered to Dean Winchester, hopefully] )

Right. Fitz, have you taken me on another little journey through some other reality to prove something to me? If so, I don't find this funny. Take me back home right now.

I just realized I can speak French.

With the way things are going, I'm beginning to wonder if there is anyone left in this building who hasn't been experiencing dreams or other strange occurrences.

[Amanda]

I know you don't know who I am but I got your name from one of your co-workers. I'm Benjamin Pierson and I want to know why the hell this buzzing sound rings through my head whenever you're around. I was wondering, forgive me if my question is intrusive, if you had anything on your person that ... buzzes. Because that has to be it. There has to be a logical explanation for this. Because I can take healing abilities but hearing noises onto of that?

[Paige and Cara]

The most interesting happened to me today.

I was working on opening a difficult package that some idiot person thought it was a good idea to wrap with tape just about a million times, when I sliced my hand open with a letter opener. To the bone. Strangely enough, that isn't even the interesting part. No, the interesting part is the fact that I don't have a scar to show for it.

It healed. Completely. Just like that.

I appear to have something on my desk that wasn't there when I left last night.

The servers are lagging today in Tech Support. I was told to pass the message along for those of you who might need help from the area. Refer to the manuals that came with your equipment if all else fails.

And Lois, you left the water running at home. Again.

Would someone mind telling me what the hell is going on here? Macleod or Methos, this better be a joke