War Is Coming Communications.

If a person isn't fictional, is there any way at all to see what's going on back in their home? I need to see my children are alright.

You guys should all come over here. Because, uh, I might have accidentally made a turkey and fifty potatoes. Completely by accident. One minute I was surfing the internet and the next minute there was a trip to the store and suddenly, all this food happened. Exactly like that.

And if you see a strange orange-colored casserole in a dinosaur-shaped pan, you may or may not be only imagining it. I haven't decided yet.

So. Dinner. Come have it. Hopefully it's not terrible, but even if it is at least it's kind of real food, so it can't be as bad as protein #4 from a can?

[ooc: Dinosaur pans exist. FOR THE RECORD.]

I found a job driving a taxi around Lawrence. It's not flying, but it's not terrible, and it pays. Plus, gives me an excuse to avoid sitting around going crazy, and

I've met lots of interesting folk... and none of them have noticed I put devil's traps and 聖潔的腳本 in the car.

If anyone needs a lift, I'm car 345. Safest taxi in Lawrence.

[ooc: Filter = "evil can go suck on the rotten eggs of ten squid", 聖潔的腳本 = "holy script".]

[Mal]

Is this the part where you make disapproving faces at me?

Or are we still doing the thing where you and Simon are the divorcing parents I'm supposed to pick a side with?

Because if we are I'm staying at Dad's house this weekend, Mom. He lets me play on the Cortex until midnight, and I don't have a bedtime.

By which I mean, this is ridiculous.

[Simon]

Hi.

月兒明，風兒靜。
樹葉掛窗欞。
小寶寶，快睡覺。
睡在那個夢中。

月哪個明，風兒哪個靜，
搖籃輕拍動，
娘的寶寶閉上眼睛，
睡呀睡在那個夢中。

[OOC: Filter reads "no more evil or demons, please and thank you"]

Um. Can we please stop with the me dying and/or almost dying? I would kind of like that. Maybe more than a little bit.

...also can anyone shed some light on the lovely smoking ruin we seem to have going on here?

Not to alarm anyone, but, uh... has anyone seen River?



...River, if you see this, are you doing the hiding thing? If you jump out of somewhere and scare me again we are going to have words and they will include please stop doing that.

[ooc: *Crew now includes extended crew, aka Claire and Kat even though I am Kat whatever shhh! Wash embraces new people as crew whateverrrr]

So, I'm worried about Mal. I mean, not that Mal and worrying behavior are ever far from each other, because I think they're best friends (if Mal had a best friend) and might actually be joined at the hip... but, yes. Slightly more worrying than usual.

break wone window and everryone jmakes a fuss.

I've got an authentic boot worn by Robin Hood and an itemless Amazon selling website.

Also I've picked a name for this hairless beast. Simon will suit it well.

mY head is gorram killin me.

So I was killing time clicking stupid links online because clearly, I not only need a job, I need a life. And I almost, ALMOST dismissed this video as the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

( And then I saw a familiar face... )

I can't really say I disagree with them...

[ooc: Filter: "Evil can't have any tiny colorful dinosaur gummies. Or read this. Go away."]

I really wish Z

I have decided that I like the past.



I mean, in the future we have spaceships and advanced tech and everything, but the past's food tastes much better and looks like tiny technicolor dinosaurs!

In other news, I'm glad everyone came out of the crazy vampire mess at least mostly okay, and all, but can we please not do that again? I mean I'm sure it was exciting for everyone involved in the things with the fighting, but for me it was kind of boring and scary at the same time. Not a fun combination, really.

So, killing sprees, general economic failure and a political mess. But what do the press run with?

I did not punch the guy, I shoved him, and he was asking for it so really I should get a freaking medal.

Emotional distress my ass

[Dr Tam]

So, can I ask you a medical thing?

Advice I guess I mean?

Wanna go make the loud noise stop? Or at least go wander down and see what made the noise happen?

Mostly I'm asking you to come so if there's a thing that needs to be shot you can shoot it with like 93% more accuracy than me.

Dr mcprissy myuo shold. Pickup yuor sistr frm my airvent. Airbvent.

I thought you said your apartment was [number!]? Did you change it, or am I remembering wrong?

[Serenity Filter, a bit later]

Is Kaylee gone? Everyone's flipping out over people disappearing and now I can't find Kaylee? It's a little worry-inspiring?

Are you guys even still here?

[ooc: Filter = "the evil should all jump into the sun"]

招呼大家猜誰贏在高大的卡
它不是我
但我有某種土酒的橙色和糖果的，所以我不反對

oh andd english sthings too

[ooc: Translation:
"hello everyone guess who is winning at tall card
it is not me
but i have some kind of earth booze that's orange and candy so i have no objections"

[ooc: Filter = "All the bad ever should stay away. Please." and includes crazyClark & crazyVamps & etc.]

I just walked around at a moderate pace for like ten minutes without a human crutch. And then I tried to jump and fell over but I got back up okay on my own so it's fine? I'm fine, just, apparently jumping for joy is not a thing you should try after being impaled by sharp things... Through the chest. Okay? Okay. Lesson learned. Will hold off for another couple weeks, on that one.

See, Mal, you don't have to stalk me now. Not that I mind the company, 'cause it's kinda quiet down here now, but when I wake up and there's a Mal staring at me... it's not exactly what I am used to seeing first thing. You're slightly less attractive than my Zoe.

I'm baking in the main complex kitchen now if anyone wants anything. ran out out of baking ingredients at Lydias so the main kitchen had more.

I've made These

and These

I also cook if anyone wants anything.

[Simon?]
Can I talk to you about something?

Listen, I don't know how I got here, but I have to get back to Las Vegas. I could be in serious trouble if word gets out that I somehow left the hospital. This is very important. I'm on medication that I can't go cold turkey on so I'll be needing it soon. Unless this is all one giant hallucination...