September 17th, 2011
I'm not really sure I know what's going on.
I tried to keep to the statute of secrecy. But sod it all anyway.
THERE IS A GIRL WHO SAYS SHE IS MY COUSIN WHO IS NOT MY COUSIN AND IS CLEARLY A DEATH EATER IN DISGUISE. SHE IS OBVIOUSLY NOT ROSE WEASLEY. DO NOT TRUST HER.
I DON'T KNOW WHO STEPHANIE BROWN IS BUT SHE IS NO ONE IN MY FAMILY'S MOTHER.
MY UNCLE RON IS ACTING LIKE A FREAK OF NATURE AND IS SAYING HE IS A BLOODY SLYTHERIN LIKE ALL THE DEATH EATER KIDS ARE. WHO WOULD BE A SLYTHERIN!!
I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER WANTED TO BE IN ENGLAND THIS MUCH.
I'D TAKE DEATH EATERS OVER THIS CRAP. AT LEAST YOU KNOW THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL YOU.
MERLIN I NEED A DRINK!
My best friend has no idea who I am beyond the basics and generally, this place has decided to suck beyond the telling today.
And I thought I needed a boozy forget things night last night
So, let me get this straight. Sam's gone insane and thinks he was raised by Azazel, apparently he's supposedly got some kind of wife, and apparently there's some screwed up alternate version of Sam and Dean's mom running around here.
Weirdest weekend ever.
[ooc: He totally just clicked the Winchester filter then took Sam off of it. Mary, Mel, and Ruby can see this if they want. And in his brain his mom and John are included, even though they're both dead in this reality. :D]
Okay...I'm...never leaving the apartment again, wow. Did anybody else happen to catch the 11 o'clock news?! Is it always like this here??
Hey, the visions changed. I said I'd let you know and even after last time, I'm planning on keeping that promise. It's not fire anymore. There's still black smoke and I'm still choking on it, but it's different. It's thicker and when I'm done choking I feel stifled, like...somebody's holding me down or something. Does that make any sense to you? Or maybe your Winchester friends?
[added in after the message from not!Ten]
Are you still you? I know we're not close or anything but you share Ten's memories, right? I really need his help with something and apparently Elvis has left the building, so I'm really sorry to bother you, but...do you remember me...or is it different since he met me here?
wen do I git to see my dad agen? I like Florence and
Joos Lady Jo and evrything but sum guy keeps calling me cory and i missed ninja tertuls on tv today and i miss my dad and my bed and my dinosaur rex and my other toys and its rilly boring heer and theres bad peeple and i rilly just wanna go hom now. ill be good i promiss ill always lisin and cleen up my room and play outside wen dads having a party with his frends and his cards and his beers and i promiss ill go to bed rite at 8 evry nite and not even compla compay wine about it and i no dad sed i mayd it so mom cant come back but i didnt meen to and im sorry and i just wanna go hom. weres my dad? y didnt he come git me yet?
I convinced Sam I wanted to deal. He says the conditions are bringing you along as collateral. This is probably the best chance we get to
kill subdue him, since none of you will take the sensible route. Are you in?
I won't work with the demon though. If we're doing this, she stays out of it.
...yeah, this shit has Torchwood written all over it. Where are Gwen and World War II when you need 'em?
Damn, I miss Esther...she's the brains to my brawn; God knows I could use a little help
All right, whatshisface with the soul-stealing schpiel told me to watch the news, so I did. How do I find him? I'm killing that motherfucker before he hurts anyone else and I don't care if I have to die twenty times trying.
Where are you?
[Filtered to complex doctors]
I need some more strong pain killers. I'm out, regular hospital's overloaded. Can you hook me up?
[Text to the asshole looking like Sam.]
We're going to stop you. You know that right?
You still you?
Lawrence, Kansas was definitely not where I was trying to go, but considering time seems to be very...different around here, perhaps it's good that I ended up here. Perhaps there is something I can do to help?
And I can sense other Time Lords here. This place must be more interesting than I first thought if there are several of us here.
I haven't felt a disturbance like this since Myrkr..
ow this is
Those animals on the news are not just snakes. They're highly poisonous Amphistaffs being controlled by the Force. Sort of.
It's a longer story then that but
[Family filter sans Jacen and TK ]
We need to stop him.
We can't let the Vong Now.
I can fix this. Whatever it is that's going on, I can help. I can take care of Lucifer and the Seal and Hell and everything else, all of those people hurt and killed and drawn into deals with the devil. Just give me a little time. I can make this universe better. I can send all of you home, if that's what you want, or if you've made a life here that you want to keep, I can make that happen.
Just trust me. That's all I ask.
You're not to go anywhere with the Not-Me, do you understand?
Looks like we've got ourselves a bad case of the psychopathic crazies on the loose. Not that being crazy is always a bad thing. Still.
Know how we civilized people deal with those types back in Gotham?
Here's a clue: it has nothing to do with Arkham Asylum. Or, well, some will say that it does, but it doesn't. Not really.
I've got a better way.
Do you really think you can convert this world? Do you think no one will stop you?
So. I've spent the last couple of days trying to figure out how I got to Kansas, how to get back to Brooklyn, and why I can't seem to track down either of my parents. I finally found this site a couple of hours ago and I've been digging through it since then.
Uh. You guys know this all sounds insane, right? Seriously. None of this should be happening.
But I guess I've got no chance but to go with it for right now, at least until someone can figure out how to get me back home.
Anyway, I'm Kyle Kingston. I guess I'm one of the "new arrivals" as you guys tend to put it.
Hey. Are you around right now, or is this a hide-from-Lucifer sort of chaos?
I might need your help, if it's safe enough.
It's time. We're gonna have to wing it. This has got to stop. Now.
Do you know where to find this guy or what? You don't have to come if you've changed your mind. I know you said he's wearing your friend's face and if that's too much for you, that's all right. I'll go alone; I had originally planned on that anyway.
> r u ok with the whole u know
>> can i get u anything?
>>> u can stay with me if u like
[Filtered to Damien]
We need to get back to Kansas. Now. Something's wrong with Phoebe. And possibly Piper.
[Filtered to Ladybug and Mel]
Are you both okay? I'm on my way back to Lawrence now.
[Filtered to Piper and Phoebe]
I think we need to talk.
Elphie, I don't think we're in Oz anymore.