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[Apr. 1st, 2010|01:48 am] |
OH IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!
YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE! BUT I STAY COMING BACK LIKE A PORN STAR ON REWIND IN THE BACK OF A TIME MACHINE FUCKING JENNA JAMESON'S OLD LEFT NOSTRIL!
YOU AIN'T READY FOR THE JUGGERNAUT!
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT BUT... JUGG'S GOT YA'!
YOU CAN'T RUN!
YOU CAN'T WALK!
YOU CAN'T TALK!
YOU CAN'T HIDE!
IT'S THE GODDAMN JUGGERNAUT BIIIIIIIIIIITCH!
I PITY THE FOOL! |
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[Mar. 28th, 2010|09:33 pm] |
I'm bored. Does anyone want to play Yahtzee? |
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[Feb. 14th, 2010|10:32 pm] |
I've always enjoyed weddings. Though I still don't have anyone to go home with. Such a shame on Valentine's Day. You know once I slept with Clark Gable on Valentine's Day? He was such a sweetheart. |
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[Oct. 3rd, 2009|08:15 pm] |
What just happened? |
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[Sep. 15th, 2009|07:21 pm] |
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My my, what have we here? Oh isn't this just precious? I'm not quite sure I'm in Louisiana anymore. Quaint. I haven't been to California since the Gold Rush.
Hello my lovelies. You have yahtzee here, yes? |
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