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[Mar. 26th, 2009|10:59 pm] |
So! We finally got the internet working on the ship!
What did we miss? Anything exciting? |
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[Feb. 11th, 2009|05:59 pm] |
Would anyone be interested in taking a faintly annoying rat from me? He's known as the Death of Rats, likes to go Squeak a lot, and is a monster for stealing chocolates.
Any offers considered. I'd rather like to keep him as far away from me as possible. |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2009|03:10 pm] |
Ship's all done. Just needs to go for a test spin. I've got the autopilot engaged, and set for a one week orbit.
And then. . . we can leave anytime. |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2009|09:10 pm] |
How unusual. |
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[Jan. 17th, 2009|05:51 pm] |
Hey Pulse, um, some chick who looks like me without the dye job just knocked over a bank.
Where are you?
Hopefully they pull that 'we can't tell any of you Orientals apart' thing. But I totally have an alibi. I was getting my nails did. |
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[Nov. 30th, 2008|11:04 pm] |
I have writer's block. All I can write is "It was a dark and stormy night."
Suggestions? |
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[Nov. 26th, 2008|08:39 am] |
( Akima ) |
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[Oct. 24th, 2008|01:12 pm] |
Nothing like a genderswap and spa day to remind you of the awesomeness of life.
I hope, anyway.
( Pulse ) |
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[Oct. 11th, 2008|08:06 pm] |
This made me laugh. You know what else stops ears from tearing from heavy earrings?
Gauging. It's safe, all-natural, has years of real-life trials, and hey, it's in fashion now!
All the sheep should now be purchasing a set of tapers.
Pulse, I should get something else pierced. Seeing those strippers tonight only proves that I do not have enough metal in my ladybits to be sexy. |
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[Oct. 10th, 2008|08:17 am] |
So, Alex, who all is coming to your bachelor party?
I won't know how much booze to buy unless you tell me!
And we can't run out of booze. It would be a black mark on my record. Future husbands-to-be would be all 'Well, we might have gone with the hot Asian chick, but she let her friend run out of booze'. And I will make sad faces at the world. |
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[Aug. 31st, 2008|07:00 pm] |
WOW my ass is sore! |
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[Aug. 22nd, 2008|08:04 pm] |
Okay, so I've had 'Turning Japanese' in my head all day.
Also, I want to go on a road trip. I was thinking we could take a motorcycle from Mexico to Canada, following the West coast. It'll be fun! With all the people thinking murderous thoughts asleep, traffic will be an adventure! |
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[May. 22nd, 2008|08:34 pm] |
Awww, they won't let me drive a ship. |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2008|11:07 am] |
Hey boss man, I'm bored as hell. You should do something, so I can fly the plane. |
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[Mar. 22nd, 2008|12:33 pm] |
So, automobiles?
Amazing.
I purchased a silver Mustang GT, with black 'racing stripes' as they call them on it. It's...gorgeous and brilliant to drive! |
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[Mar. 8th, 2008|03:35 pm] |
[OOC: NSFW Warning. This will probably be the only clothed-girl!Jack icon I use.]
So. Next question:
How many licks does it really take to get to the center? Raven, honey, want to play? |
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[Mar. 7th, 2008|03:47 pm] |
Oh no... not again!
I thought this was over!
Oh for the ... bah! |
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[Mar. 7th, 2008|04:45 pm] |
Man, I want to be a boy again.
People keep making lewd remarks at Captain Marvel.
It's weird.
And yes, it's still Captain Marvel. Giving me a vagina has not given me a demotion. |
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[Mar. 6th, 2008|12:07 am] |
( private )
Keeping up with the whole "go out and do work" thing instead of hiding 'cause I kind of can't pay these bills without some kind of income. But I got asked out while doing deliveries. Twice.
What the hell. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|11:17 am] |
I thought Asian guys were supposed to have small packages.
And damn am I one fine man.
If I weren't me, I'd totally hit me. |
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[Feb. 26th, 2008|05:43 pm] |
Anyone in the London area want to stir up tabloid news with me?
I just love this whole being famous thing. Fucking with people on a global scale seems to be pretty dang alright. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2008|01:02 am] |
Okay, anybody got a spacecraft they need piloted?
Or some kind of super awesome jet?
Or a boat?
Because the military lifestyle was not for me.
Guy gets all upset when I nearly run into one of our friendlies. I was in control the whole time! Silly windbag.
So, uh, I'm kind of without employment. And with a dishonorable discharge on my record, I don't see that changing really fast. |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2008|02:14 pm] |
Now, someone wanna go ahead and tell me what the hell is going on here? |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2008|02:26 am] |
Edward, I'm back from the store.
I'm pretty sure I had a different grocery list. For example, I had carrots on there. And eggs. And beef. Not "♥~caaaaaake~♥" and... well, I can't read the handwriting, but at the bottom there's a doodle of a smiley face with a pirate hat and the words "Edward the Pirate Queeeen." |
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[Feb. 19th, 2008|08:57 pm] |
Wow... here a half hour and I already discovered porn stories with my name in them...
A tornado, and no Transformers in sight, and porn with my name on it...
This is all very weird! |
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[Feb. 15th, 2008|09:51 pm] |
Been so long since I've even seen grass.
I don't care what that was. I'm home! |
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