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[Sep. 3rd, 2010|11:48 am] |
Our children are gone, Erik. It's an odd feeling, since we haven't had them yet anyways.
But I miss them. I can't feel their spirits anymore, and I was so used to just quickly searching for them and seeing them shine so brightly.
Am I strange for feeling this way? |
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[Jun. 2nd, 2010|05:23 pm] |
You know who would've made a good vampire? JD Salinger. He hated people anyway, so he wouldn't have had all those emo existential issues. He'd have just lived in a cabin in the woods and fed on moose or something. |
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[Jun. 1st, 2010|02:30 am] |
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Oh, bloody hell.
I'm bloody sparkling!
SPARKLING!
This is just a whole new level of wrong. |
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[May. 9th, 2010|03:39 pm] |
LeifErik my darling? Where are you hiding right now? You're not still afraid of the children, are you?
I promise I will not ravish you and impregnate myself anytime soon. |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2010|06:35 pm] |
Gigi? Darling?
Would you mind explaining to me why the new bartender just called me "papa"? |
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[Mar. 6th, 2010|01:29 am] |
I recently visited this world's Louisiana.
It's still just as dull and humid as I know it to be. I'm glad I've relocated. |
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[Feb. 21st, 2010|02:21 am] |
The odds against any particular individual existing are astounding.
Roughly one hundred million sperm are in the typical volume of semen that one ejaculates during a sexual encounter. A woman can only become pregnant roughly a quarter of the time, and a conservative estimate for miscarriages is roughly twenty-five percent, most of which happen without the woman ever knowing she was pregnant. The ova is one of hundreds that will be viable within a woman's lifetime. The chances of any particular individual winning the conception lottery and being born are quadrillions to one against.
And yet, despite the odds, a nigh-microscopic not-yet individual is growing in the womb of one Mary Anne McGee. |
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[Feb. 19th, 2010|09:30 pm] |
Gigi? Erik? Would you two like to come over for dinner some night? |
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[Feb. 16th, 2010|02:48 am] |
They really should have another holiday on March 14th where all the Valentine's Day hookups go and get their STD tests together.
But they probably won't. I guess I could leave letters, but that would be nice, and I don't do that.
Edit; ( Satan. ) |
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[Feb. 15th, 2010|07:39 pm] |
Just so you guys know, the married life?
BEST. LIFE. EVAR.
I have the hottest husband. Period. End of story. |
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[Feb. 14th, 2010|02:30 am] |
Well, I must say I look good in a suit.
I hope everyone who is coming to the wedding will enjoy the reception. I made sure that nothing but the best would be served there. |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2010|08:03 pm] |
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDIT: Oh my Me,...I'm engaged!!! To the sexiest man fucking EVAR. And I have some favors to ask...
LUCY! Would you pleeeeeeeeeeease cater my reception?
Mary! You know I've asked you already to be my bridesmaid, but would you also make your fantastic oatmeal cookies for my favor boxes?
SADAKO! It would be the greatest of honors if you would consider being my bridesmaid as well?
And last but certainly not least at all, Satan...all our lives, we've been involved with each other in one way or another. I know your life isn't what you wish it right now but I am asking you a personal favor, one I hope you won't deny.
Please be my maid of honor.
EDIT TAKE 2:
Okay, so LeifErik and I are getting hitched on February 14th of this year. All our friends and family and ex-lovers are invited! Because a wedding is never any fun unless there's drama! And besides, if we excluded ex-lovers...well, there wouldn't be anybody at the wedding. |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2010|08:27 am] |
I have to say, I thought Vatican City was going to be boring and, quite frankly, useless. Historical architecture and art aside, of course. I'm pleasantly surprised that the city, and the greater part of Rome are actually very interesting.
Makes me miss my maker. No, it actually doesn't. Though it makes me think of him often. Though not quite as often as it makes me think of my Creator.
Speaking of.
Gigi, I've been wanting to ask you something for quite a while. No fair picking my mind about it, either. Just come down to the little villa I rented when you have an evening to spare, and we'll have a nice dinner. |
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[Dec. 30th, 2009|11:25 pm] |
DAMN that was fun!
Shit, I love Christmas. |
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[Oct. 5th, 2009|10:28 am] |
In anticipation of that predictably crazy holiday at the end of this month, I'm just going to state this for the record right here and now:
1. I will not be marrying Satan this year.
2. I will not be dressing up this year.
3. I will not be attending every party I can find this year.
4. I will not be participating in mass orgies everywhere.
Instead, I am planning on spending the day/night with one very special person, he knows who he is. Assuming of course that he doesn't have plans with anyone else, that is. |
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[Sep. 30th, 2009|11:54 pm] |
I just had a crazed individual jump off the roof of my club yelling something about a death clock.
What. The hell. |
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[Sep. 28th, 2009|05:47 am] |
I've got to stop waiting for someone to blow in. It won't happen.
I need distractions. Preferably ones that aren't dancing, flippant drunken twits. |
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[Sep. 15th, 2009|07:21 pm] |
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My my, what have we here? Oh isn't this just precious? I'm not quite sure I'm in Louisiana anymore. Quaint. I haven't been to California since the Gold Rush.
Hello my lovelies. You have yahtzee here, yes? |
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[Sep. 8th, 2009|11:15 pm] |
I'm hungry. Who here would like to come with me for some late dinner? |
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[Aug. 27th, 2009|01:17 pm] |
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[Aug. 17th, 2009|09:51 pm] |
There is nothing so dull as waking up and carrying about a day to day existence wherein nothing changes.
I suppose I prefer it here. |
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[Jul. 25th, 2009|11:20 pm] |
Well isn't this just quaint. |
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[Jul. 23rd, 2009|12:04 am] |
What, again?
Johanna, my love? Are you here still? How's our precious Dinah? |
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[Jul. 20th, 2009|06:10 pm] |
This is not Fangtasia.
Answers. I want them. Now.
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