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Tweak says, "Come on baby, drive my car."

Rosalie Hale (coldbeauty) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-01-27 08:45:00

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aphrodite, god, lucifer, rosalie hale

I was pregnant during all of that idiocy recently and now I'm not.

I want my baby.

Name your price.

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	loves_a_bitch 2009-01-27 01:29 pm UTC (link)
	You were, now you're not? Explain. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	coldbeauty 2009-01-27 01:53 pm UTC (link)
	I have a... condition, let's say, that won't allow me to have children. I got pregnant, happily, by my husband since that condition disappeared. Once everything went back to normal, so did I. I have always wanted a child of my own and it was there, right there, within my grasp and I am ready to do just about anything to get it back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	morningbringer 2009-01-27 02:34 pm UTC (link)
	And you would sacrifice your... "condition," as you call it? Gleefully embrace the mundanity of mortality, revel in your mediocrity, become a paragon of imperfection, all for this imaginary infant? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	coldbeauty 2009-01-27 02:41 pm UTC (link)
	Would this be permanent? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	morningbringer 2009-01-27 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	Does it matter? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	coldbeauty 2009-01-27 02:47 pm UTC (link)
	If it was up to me? No. But there's my husband that I'm also trying to consider. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	morningbringer 2009-01-27 03:17 pm UTC (link)
	The permanence would be for you to decide. But if you chose to once again embrace your condition at the cost of your pregnancy, there would be no second chances. Moreover, I cannot guarantee that you will instantly become pregnant. I can return your body to full working order; it will be up to you to deal with the interior decor, as it were. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked to poster coldbeauty 2009-01-27 03:28 pm UTC (link)
	I want my husband's child, and he has this same "condition" now that I do. Is there any possible way I can have my child back, the one that was my husband's? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rosalie Hale morningbringer 2009-01-27 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	It isn't within my power, no. Even the ethereal are subject to time. But I could just as easily cure your husband of his condition, if he would want it reversed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked to poster coldbeauty 2009-01-27 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	That would be difficult since he did not know I was pregnant to begin with. I'm sorry, but as much as I want this... I can't do that to him. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	quirkyhumor 2009-01-27 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	What is it you want, sweetheart? To be pregnant again or to have a newborn baby, minus the pregnancy? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	coldbeauty 2009-01-27 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	I want my baby, without the pregnancy. To be pregnant again would cause... complications. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quirkyhumor 2009-01-27 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	Super! When and where do you want your baby? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	coldbeauty 2009-01-27 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	It's that simple? Sorry that I have to ask, but what's the catch? What would I owe you? And what is your name, so I know exactly who I'm getting involved with about this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	morningbringer 2009-01-27 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	You are addressing the One who is called I Am. I'm not suggesting you should be more respectful, by any means. In fact, a bit more snark might help your case, the Almighty has evolved a sense of humor since last I rebelled against Her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	coldbeauty 2009-01-28 12:14 pm UTC (link)
	Since you last...? I see. (Reply to this) (Parent)

quirkyhumor
2009-01-27 07:41 pm UTC (link)

I'm God, sweetie. The Christian one. Although the case could me made that I'm Allah and Jehovah and Yahweh as well. I've got a billion names.

No catch, pumpkin. Just because you're a vampire doesn't mean you shouldn't have kids. Any preference on the flavor of baby? Boy, girl, blonde, brunette, brown or blue eyes? Not saying I'm going to give you exactly what you want, but if you want a baby who's a genetic reproduction of you and Emmett you could always leave the eye and hair color up to chance. He's got brown, you've got blonde. You never know!

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coldbeauty
2009-01-28 12:19 pm UTC (link)

My brother will never believe me once I've told him I've talked to God.

I was worried I would have to explain that I was a vampire, but You don't seem to be upset by it. Thanks.

If there's no catch, then I'll leave the hair color and eyes up to You. If I get a choice for gender? I'll admit I always wanted a boy. An old friend of mine when I was human had a boy, and Emmett's face reminded me of that child. It was part of the reason that I...

Then again, You know all of this already, I guess.

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	Rosalie quirkyhumor 2009-01-28 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	Not at all upset. You're all my children, whether your heart is beating or not. No catch at all, sweetheart. Go look in the spare room, dear. It's not so spare anymore. I left a large selection of things for the time being, you can buy whatever else you want when you get the chance. Your baby is beautiful. He looks just like his father. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	God coldbeauty 2009-01-29 02:52 pm UTC (link)
	The spare room...? As in my room at home? The baby is there? How do I repay You? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rosalie quirkyhumor 2009-01-29 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	Yes my dear, the baby is there. No repaying necessary, my child. Just love him and enjoy your life with him and his father. He is genetically both of yours. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	morningbringer 2009-01-27 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	If I were a more ambitious person, I might resent the fact that the only way I have of creating life is through biology, whereas you seem to see it as some kind of hobby. Fortunately, my way involves orgasms. Look upon my fiancée, ye mighty, and despair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quirkyhumor 2009-01-27 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	Not a hobby per se, but I do like to keep my humans happy. Plus, it cuts back on the vengeance and smiting. Oh honey, what makes you think I can't just give out random orgasms with my babies? Plus, I get plenty of them myself. (Reply to this) (Parent)